Help Make Hitler’s Loss Our Gain


Chip In To Get Non-Aryan


VOL XXII. Z-233


McPherson college, McPherson, Kansas, Friday, april 21, 1939


NUMBER TWENTY SIX


Hitler Pitching, Macampusans Catching Refugee


Students To Flock Here For High School Festival


Hundreds of high school students will invade Macampus for the nineteenth annual High School Festival, held tomorrow.

High school seniors and their sponsors from a selected list of schools have been invited. Various activities arc arranged


for the 300 or 400 students, expected. Miss Jessie Brown reports a heavy registration for the music contest held in connection with the festival.

A main event of the festival will be the dinner at six-thirty at the college church parlors where Ida Shockley, Dean of Women, will be hostess and S. M. Dell, Dean of Men, will be host. William Thompson, president of the Student Body, will act as toastmaster. The Reverend Bernard King will give the invocation.

Addison Saathoff will welcome the visitors on the part of the college and also on the part of the college president, Dr. V. F. Schwalm who will be out of town. The president of the McPherson high school seniors, Russell Eisenbise, will respond, Dr. Claude Flory will give the address of the evening.

Special music under the direction of Loren Crawford will be presented during the meal. This will consist of several numbers by the college men's quartet and a trumpet solo by Berle Miller.

Esther Atkinson of the home economics department has charge of the preparation and serving of the din-ner.

During the day. high school sen-iors may participate in the adult divi-sion of the music festival directed by Miss Jessie Brown, drug at the college. The adult competi-tion will be in voice, piano, violin, and cello. Juvenile competition will be in piano and violin. Prizes for the content are special music tuition scholarships. Judges will be the music faculty of the college.

A tennis tournament under the direction of Coach "Buck" Astle, will attract many entries. Single and double competition is planned with gold metals as prizes. College stu-dents may participate in the con-tests. Prof. R. E. Mohler is handling registrations.


Number Of Books Near 15,500

Miss Margaret Heckethord, head librarian, has announced that the stock of books In the library Is only 96 short of 15,500. She is certain to acquire 50 within the next few days, leaving only 46 lacking from the number.

The McPherson college library, is one of the best and largest in the state, and its administration made this week Library Week on the campus.


Mohler Talks Of “Keeping Level"

Last Sunday night Professor R. E. Mohler of the college gave a brief talk to the student BYPD group on the general subject of 'Keeping Level'.

Prof. Mohler's subject stressed the high rate of speed with which we are moving today and the inconsistency of the fact that it is with 'one foot in an airplane and the other in an ox cart'. In the matter of conveniences, of luxuries, of scientific progress we are trawling to the airplane age; we are far ahead of anything money could possibly buy a few years ago. And yet in our choice of movies, of books and even of friends we are on the ox-cart level.

What we expect of our leisure time is definitely inferior to what we expect in utilities and luxuries, con eluded Mr. Mohler.


Class Visits Industries

The general shop classes went to Wichita yesterday to visit various Industries.


Invite Honor Students

All McPherson College students

who are members of the National Honor Society are Invited to attend the annual banquet of the McPherson chapter which will be held held Tuesday night at the Senior high school building. For information concerning said banquet ace Autumn Fields.


Prevent Another Disaster

The local gas company placed an air tight easing around the gas main in front of the physical education building in order to prevent another disaster as occurred when the New London school house exploded a year or two ago, to kill hundreds of children.

The casing prevents the seepage of gas under the foundation of the gym. Should there at some future time be a break in the original main. The casing would carry escaping gas to an outlet away from the buildings.


Students Plan to Secure Non-Aryan To Come Here


As an active front against race hatred and as a positive action for world peace, the major student organizations of Macm-pus are hoping to make it possible to secure a refugee non-Aryan student from Germany to come to live in the dormitory next year and attend the college.






Already assured of coopera-tion from the college administration, the Student Council, the International Relations Club and the S. C. M., in cooperation with other student groups, will next Wednesday begin an extensive financial drive among the students.

It will take about $4010 to assure the success of the plan. The college administration has promised to do its share, and part of the money will come from service clubs and from women's clubs off the campus. The Cosmos club already has given $25 to the fund, and since some money has so soon came in from the students, already one-eighth of the necessary fund are available, without counting the promises of the college officials.

This shows that the plan is practical and can be carried out success-fully, assuring students the privilege of having as their constant companion a student who is aware of the European situation and Hitler's purge.


Elect Stucky, Coppedge To Edit Organs

Student Council Chooses Business Managers Soon


Pictured above are committee who will be active on the campus next week in their efforts to bring a non-Aryan student to the

campus. Heading the central committee is Luther Harshbarger, Vera Heckman, co-chairman of the S. C. M. will be active in club

solicitation. Bill Thompson heads the committee contacting off-the-campus organization, while Phil Myers will govern

student-faculty solicitation.


West Grabs Spot In State Meet

Local Orator Wins $20

With Third Place Oration

Addison West, winner of the local peace contest, grabbed third place In the Kansas State peace oratorical contest held at Kansas Wesleyan university last Friday night.

M. C's traditional rivals, Bethany and Bethel took first and second place honors. Bethany's entrant, Miss Barbara Laquement of Canton, became the first woman ever to win the state peace title with her oration. "They That Take Up the Sword" First prize was $50.


Recital To Be Given Sunday

Sunday afternoon at 2:30 P. M. in the college chapel there will be a recital by students of the piano, viol-lin, and voice departments of Mc-Pherson College. Everyone is in-vited to attend. The program will be as follows:

Nocturne ...... Grieg

Impromptu ---Schubert

Betty Parsons

Sapphie Ode     Brahms

Life .....Curran

Lucie Wade, Mezzo-soprano

Concerto No. 23 Viotti

Allegro

Dorothy Braid I see Him Everywhere

______ Florence Turner-Maley

By the Bend of the River

Clara Edwards Wesley DeCoursey, Tenor Cair-de-Lune    Debussy

Witches Dance    MacDowell

Gertrude Connor

Duet: The World is Waiting for the

Sunrise    Ernest Seitz

Ruby Goss, Soprano. Judy Angevins, Contralto

Polonaise C Minor    Chopin

Anne Krehbiel

The Hills of Home - Oscar J. Fox Charming Chloe Edward German Lillian Pauls, Mezzo Soprano The Freshet     Donald Heins


Myers Elected Head Clubber

Phil Myers was chosen president of the "M" Club at a meeting held yesterday noon.

Roy Robertson was elected by the athletes as vice-president, while Glen Funk was chosen secretary-treasurer.

Myers is a football letterman, while Robertson has lettered in football, basketball and track. Funk is a football and track letterman.

At the meeting it was decided that football and basketball captains will not be elected for next year's teams, but that a captain be appoint-ed by the touch for each game, and an honorary captain elected by the squadmen at the ehdn of the season in both sports.

Rollin Wanamaker and Tony Vo-shell were nominated as honorary captains for this year's track team. The captain will be elected at the "M" Club banquet next Friday evening.

Bob Wiegang is the retiring president of the "M" Club, and La Verne York has been this year’s secretary

treasurer.


Choir Presents Program

With striking tone quality, precision and power, the Bethany College Choir presented an inspiring program Sunday evening. April 16, in the Trinity Lutheran Church. An outstanding performance was given by Miss Margaret Walmer, soprano the organ beautifully in his organ soloist. Mr. Ralph Harrel played solo.

Dr. Hagbard Brase is nationally recognized for his distinction in chor-al direction. The choir distinguishes itself not only by the balance of voices and solidity of background and range of expression, but also by the impressive numbers consisting

of some of the heaviest numbers in

the repertoire of A cappella music.

The Bethany Choir offered this program as an exchange program with the McPherson A Capella Choir who will present their program in Presser Hall, May 7.


H. F. Stauffer, McPherson College trustee, spent a part of last week doing work for the college in Colorado. Mr. Stauffer is the father of Burns Stauffer.


The student will be secured

through the American Friends Service Committee and the Intercol-legiate Committee to Aid Student Refugees. A Christian student can be secured and the local students may choose from a large list the student they desire. Sex, age, and even looks may enter into the choice.

Initialing the student campaign, which is hoped to reap at least $200, will be a chapel program with Dr. Barton Metzler as chairman and speaker. He will explain the plans and the desireability of aiding a refugee.


Bill Staerkel of Bethel won second place and a $30 award with his oration, "A Death Blow to Mars" West's oration, "A Call To Service," won the third prize of $20 This prize brought to a total of more than $500 the winnings of McPherson College entrants in the state peace contests over a period of many years.

At the meeting of the representa-tives from all the colleges In the Kansas Peace Oratorical Association. McPherson was selected as the city for the 1940 contest to be held on next April 12. Macampusans will

be hosts to visiting orators, with Prof. M. A. Hess directing the meet.


Vera Flory

How Lovely Are Thy Dwellings

___________ Samuel Diddle

Berie Miller, Baritone

Notturno .............— Respighi

Etude B Manor    Chopin

Lucille Wade

How Beautiful Upon the Mountains..

............... F. Flaxington Harker

Holiday .......... John Prindle Scott

Estelle Bacon


Attend Meet

Tony Voshell, Bob Brust and Burt Weible accompanied Coach "Buck" Astle to Salina Saturday to attend the Central Kansas Invitational Track Meet there.



Stephen Stover, present treasurer of the Student Council, was elected president of next year's Council in a special student election last week.

Stover, a junior, lives in McPherson and is a member of the Macollege Who's Who.


The solicitation will begin Wednesday and, aided by "I have contributed'' signs, will end Friday noon. Three days, April 26, 27, 28, will constitute the duration of the drive.

Since most Macmpusans work their war through college, student leaders here think it only fair that any student who is aided here should be willing to work also.

All the major student clubs and oraganizations are repersented on the central planning committee headed by Luther Harshbarger.

"M" Club President Bob Wiegand will work with Lenore Shirk of the W. A. A. Don Newkirk, international Relations: Phil Myers, Men's

Council; Rosalie Fields, Women's Council: Vera Heckman, S. C. M., and Bill Thompson, Student Council representative. Dale Stucky is publicity director of the campaign.

Heading the sub-committee to work with the different clubs of the town is Bill Thompson, aided by Harshbarger and Heckman. Con-cerned with stufdent-faculty solicitation are Wiegang, Shirk, Newkirk, and Fields, with Phil Myers as chairman. Dale Stucky's publicity committee is composed of Raymond Coppedge, Verda Grove, Forrest Groff, and Raymond Flory.

Several years ago Toshiro Tsubo-kawa, a Japanese student, atteneded McPherson College. He is now working on his thesis prior to securing a master’s degree at Denver University.


At a special meeting last Monday evening, the Student Council elected Raymond Coppedge and Dale Stucky as editors of the 1939-40 student publications.

Coppedge present sports editors for the Spectator as well as a regular reporter for the McPherson Republican, will edit next year’s Quadrangle, while Stucky will remain in his position as spectator editor.

Both editors studied Journalism under Miss Edith Haight in McPher-sun High school, where Stucky was editor of the High Life.

The positions of business manager" of the two publications have not as yet been filled, however May 1 has been set as a deadline date for selection. There are several applicants for the positions and a special council committee has been set up to investigate qualifications and interview the applicants.

When asked about his plans for next year Coppedge said, "Stucky and I hope to cooperate in making a weekly and year-book that will be among the finest in the history of the college."

Stucky grinned when asked about his plan and said, "We will try to publish a weekly and year-book of which McPherson college will be

proud."

This is the first year that the edi-tors have been chosen by the Student Council; previous they were chosen

in a student body election.


Returns Here

Evelyn Amos returned to college last Friday afternoon from her home In ludapaitdanre. She had been ill ever since the Easter holidays.


Boitnott Gets Nod For Dean Post

Mohler Boosted To Position Under Prexy


Dr. John W. Boitnott will become dean of McPherson college at the start of the next school year. Dr. V. F. Schwalm announced yesterday. He will succeed Dr. J. D. Bright who recently announced his resignation to become head of the department of history at Washburn college Topeka.

Dr. Boitnott has been head of the department of education of the col-lege since 1935. He was the first choice of the large majority of the faculty for this elevation to position and received the unanimous vote of the board of trustees.

The new dean has had experience in high school administration as well as a college instructor. He revived his A. B. degree from Bridgewater college in 1925, his A. M. from the University of Virginia and his Ph. D. in 1926. His ability as an organiser and as a scho-


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The Spectator


The Spectator Sees


Goldfish Guzzlers Gulp Groups Of Guppies; Fish Fanciers Frequently Flip Fins.

Are you on a goldfish diet? Collegians in many schools throughout the country find live goldfish appetizing and start contests in eating them. Tony Voshell caught a perch in a pond, but he controlled his consuming impulses.

We suggest "Three Little Fishes." "My Favorite dish— fish," and "I want Some Seafood, Mama" as a theme song for the goldfish guzzlers.

These warped weaklings of the campus may enjoy a gold-fish derby with only one gulp and no chewing allowed, but out digestive tract revolts even at the thought of such a feat. Loth-rop Withington, Jr., and his screwy coherts are fine prey for tapeworms.

Student Councils, the State Conservation Commission and the S. F. P. C. A. C. (Society for prevention of cruelty to aqua-tic creatures) should intervene and thoroughly investigate the matter.

One winner stated "You lay the goldfish well back on your tongue let it wiggle forward until it hits the top of the throat, then give one big gulp." A slick, juicy snake would hasten the wriggling process, we believe, with the same scaly effect.

Just imagine what a college campus would be like if the goldfish guzzling craze became as prevalent as were the racoon coats, slickers, flivvers, and flappers of the '20s!

Athletic teams would be nicknamed "Goldfish", "M" Club members would earn letters by swallowing the number of goldfish representing the quarters in which they participated, swimming for goldfish would be a popular sport, student officers would be elected for their ability to guzzle, meals at the dining hall would contain an all-goldfish menu, persons on the dean's list would eat them without salt to qualify, debaters would discuss the relative merits of fat or slender goldfish, musicians would compose new songs with a goldfish theme, and indigestion would confine many students to their rooms, where they would feed the goldfish.

The whole thing sounds fishy.—R. C.


Hiebert, the boy who trots the globe

and gathers relics for yonder Orien-tal Plains for the Macampus miss.

Edith Nickey has decided that being sick has its advantages. Mother Emmert brought her some pure-yes, full strenght cream.

Just an observation- everybody is applying for schools.

Kirk Naylor, Eugene Eisenbise, Mickey Miller, and Edith Nickey went hunting the other day. They took two shells, and brought back two rabbits—but there's a catch— Kirk shot at a rabbit while it was sitting down.

Some few may have been of the

opinion that the library was install-ing curtains in its windows. But the explanation is that Sam Elrod simply lacked a better place to hang his rain coat.


On the Geology trip it was discov-ered that Prof. Hohler had a knack for getting students through toll gates without having to pay any money.

Now Kitty Mohler and Bill Rock have something in common. Each broke a window in the gym last Monday.

Evelyn Amos is discouraged. She says that she's awfully dumb in romantic movement because she has had no background for it like Billy Thompson.

Poor Doc Flory is always going into raptures about something. This time he thinks Joan Crawford is orchidaceous—if you don’t know what orchidacious means, look it up, because as Miss Shockley says "it will be good for you".


Snilly Snimps Snuck

Some snilly snimps snuck out of college a week ago Thursday in a snappy, snazzy, snortin', snuper snix and had themselves one snuper-snil-Hous snow storm in which to visit the chruches of Western Kansas, eastern Colorado, and the mountains of Colorado Springs.

Lee Kraus as pianist and rock col-lector, Rowena Frantz soprano and treasurer, Esther Sherfy also and picker-upper-after-'em, Delbert Bar-ley tenor and bean-splitter, Raymond Flory bass and chauffer were the members of the team that visited seven churches, gave one fifteen minute broadcast over KIUL and had one grand lark despite the serious illness of "Pluto" the "new Hudson or Terrible Pain", but best of all, a mountain climber. As to its superb functioning consult the champion of it, Raymond Flory.


Chemists Visit Hutchinson in Hutchinson last Friday the chemistry club and affiliated members visited various industries as part of the annual tour sponsored by Dr. J. Willard Hershey.

After climbing many flights of stairs in each building, walking many miles in plants and the salt mine, sampling products, and riding around the city, the students were exhausted at the end of an enjoy-able, interesting day.


ALL EARS-


This column is the ears of the Spectaror. It hears whispers and shouts and welcomes them as long as it knows their source. It is a

terrible gossips and repeats almost everything it hears.


JUST AROUND-


Jake Doesn't Yell Loud Enough;
He Doesn't Know His Own Strength

Jake and Jake and Jake is legion, timelss—the proletariat, Jake lives ia any country in the world. He is just ordinary, an average, mediocre guy. He has a wart on the side of his jaw, freckles over his nose. A shock of unruly hair drops over his nondescript features. Jake works hard all day to support his brood of four. And his wife.

His about is a whisper in the unwilling ears of presidents, representatives and dictators. The shout of him, who is legion, sometimes remakes the map of the world.

He does not like war because he does not want his sons to get shot to pieces, and his bank account to be riddled by postwar depression.

His shout-whisper has prevented world-wide conflict.

He says he doesn't want war; and presidents and representatives and dictators hesitate to listen.

But Jake doesn’t yell loud enough. He doesn't yell at the same time, he doesn’t use all his voices. He has forgotten the titanic struggles under the tri-color to free himself from vampire monarchies sucking his life-blood? or the conflict for freedom in 1776? the fight for Independence in Greece?

Jake is alseep. He needs to wake up. A punch in the

ribs.

Jake is all the people, the government, the mob, the system—everything! He doesn't know it yet. But when he wakes up he will run things to suit himself.


Easter vacation was a sort of back-to-nature excursion Jesse Messe-mer, Olive Colyn, Melba Berger, Dick Berger, Leslie Rogers, Norman Krueger, Kathryn Dobbins, Mary Ellen Slead, Hildred Klineman, and Edith Spengler. They rode in an open truck to Iowa.


IN ARNOLD HAIL—

By Rilla Hubbard



I must be losing my nose for news

or perhaps I just don't get around as much as per usual. Anyway, two

weeks have gone by and I have very little to write about, and that which I do have is either so old that it's stagnant or it is to personal to put in black and white.

Of course is is always news when three young ladies, namely, Lois Kennedy, Mamie Wolf, and Lenora Kanel, come in suffciently late to get campused. They did avoid a lot of undesirable scandal and con-ferences with members of the ad-ministration, however, by entering via the front door. But Vance Sanger, one of those involved, feels that he is "socially disgraced".

The leap year week end could fur-niah material for an entire news-paper, I suppose. Gladys Shank ask-ed Phil Myers for a date, and upon being turned down, inquired "How am I supposed to feel at being refused?” Phil grinned and answered "Let down." But Gladys ups and sez, "Well, I don't." And what could Phil say?


Jack Oliver was In Topeka Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Joe E. Kraus visited their son, Vernon, over the weekend.

Arlene Barley, Virginia Harris, Maurine Anderson, Lenore Shirk, Gladys Shank, Lillian Pauls and Wil-bur Stern, Stephen Stover, Raymond Coppedge, Bill Thompson, Addison Saathoff, Phil Myers, Vance Sanger, and Orville Beehler were guests at a party given by Rosalie and Autumn Fields at their home Friday night. Miss Della Lehman went to Otis Thursday night and judged plays.

Avis Heckman and Mildred Stutz-man, former McPherson students who now teach in Lyons, were in Mc-Pherson over the weekend.

Mr. and Mrs. Kinzie visited Mar-jorie Kinzie Sunday afternoon.

"Dutch" Goering had a prominent part in a play given before the Elyria P. T. A. Friday night. From the college Rilla Hubbard, Edith Hughey, Katheryn Enns, Estelle Bacon, "Doc" Van Blaricum, Durward Karlson, and Eddie Diehl went to see it.

Andy Collett was in Wichita Sun-

day.


"Dear Diary", Says Chemist

April 14, 1939. This is an important day, dear diary, for there is so much to tell. Let’s see, where shall I start—at the beginning. Up unusually early in order to grab a bite to eat, and then the start. We hear it was agreed that too many cars passed Mr. Hershey's grey limosine on the way down. Enjoyed watching the antics of the wind all day. Decided I'd chew no more paper wads after going through that plant. Heard that the Fields car lived true to form In losing the key.


Harold and Avis stuck together. And that microscope at the Carey salt lab,—it cost—well, more than any college student has ever seen. Those coca-colas really hit the spot; some were in such a hurry, they almost missed them. We cut across town instead of following the police escort—speed limit? I don’t know. And did Sally’s legs ache after climbing to the top of tha mill!

Had to wait a year at noon for the other fellow's fried chicken. Smelled like salt, felt like salt and tasted like salt. Queer isn't it, it was salt. (All over the car too.) No, not on the chicken, but elsewhere No bread, no candy, no ice cream, what a life. Mercy, it is getting hotter! Off comes the coat, off comes the vest, off comes the —whoa. It's still hot.


Dale Stucky, Raymond Coppedge, Autumn Fields, Esther Sherfy, Dean Frantz, Herbet Michael, Robert

Rice, Maurice A. Hess.


THE STAFF


Editor-In-Chief, Sports and

Composing Editor, Associate Editor,

Feature Editor, Business Manager,

Circulation Manager, Bookeeper,

Faculty Advisor


A Manhattan newspaper published a notice of the marriage of Kitty Mohler and Wannie Wanamaker durig Easier vacation. But we don't believe it, because married people don't act as they did in the theater recently. Those who sat behind them wondered why they wasted their money—they certainly didn't know there was a show going on.


Reporters and Special Writers


Doris Dresher, Vera Heckman, Harold Larsen, Donna Jean Johnson


Ernest Reed, Emerson Yoder, Mary Boring


Lois Kennedy, Rilla Hubbard, Doris Voshell, Hubert Shelly, Verda Grove


Elizabeth Mohler, Asta Ostlind, Ramona Fries




Within These Walls—

By Donna Jean Johnson


Marjorie Kinzie had a brithday this week, and did you see that make-up kit that Jim Lambert gave her! Very nifty! Marj is of age now, as indicated on the cake that she shared with several friends Monday night. It was angel food cake, too, with purty candles on it. Don't you with you had a piece to eat with that fried hominy we had for dinner the other day?


To the Editor: there is coming from stu- dents in our strict denominational colleges the ir, for more democracy in student govern-

mental and social affiars. Why not run a student government by students and with

students interest primarily in mind? Three chosen for the new constitoutional! Why couldn't our ding hall be more democratic? Why do we have to get foods meal after meal that we do not like? What would in having committees from the

ranks of the diners to planning the meals? Certainly this would lighten the load of our college dietrician.


Another point: How long will the agitation

for school sponsored dances remain bridled?

The president of one of our leading denomin-ational collges of the state held this this agitation on his campus until a recent chapel.

excersize. At this chapel the denominational

institute goers were given the right of fran-chise to express their opinion. The score was 160 yes nad 93 no and two thirds of those absent from chapel this particular day on the yes side. What is the next move for this college president? (I ask you).

Would the stufdents of McPherson college vote in like manner? Would we disappoint our constituency so? Yes we would! But wait —we haven't had a chance democratize this issue. How long will we continue to let out feelings on this issue remain suppressed? Our faculty, board of trustee, and our con-

stituency should realize that his issue is on the way.

If we a students of McPherson College ex-pect to enjoy democratic rule in our politcal and social life on our campus then we must unbridle our potentialities in the form of just and resonalbe ideas of expressible wishes and then depends on the officals of our college to take harmonizing action. Right?


Well, it's been a great week for the boys, and especially for the un-attached ones. (But maybe they're

attached by this time, who knows,) Billy Thompson and Autumn Fields, "Flossie" Duncanson and

Leonard Vaughn, Irene Houghton and Russell Yoder, Carrol Crouse, and Mildred Geiman—Um-um—evi-dently the leap year week and served

I sumpose you've heard that Arn-

old Hall has gone and disgraced it-

self again. This time Lenora Kanal Lois Kennedy, and Mamie Wolf are


the dusky little lambs who cause Mother Emmert so much worry. The gentlemen involved in the situation, Austin Williams and Leslie Rogers, refuse to comment on the "campus-ing". Only Vance Sanger shows his feelings by grunting "I'm socially disgraced!"

Calling all Sunbeams! Ardys Metz wanbts to join your ranks, (She's practically being forced into it by Gladys Wiggins and Evelyn Amos.)

Elma Minnick seems to be doing all right. So far she has received two silver bracelets from Franklin


Shortly after vacation, Kerlin and Wiggins found themselves without any shoes except those sweet-scented and flattering gym shoes. Their storming and walling reminded me of the quotation. "I had no shoe and complained until I met a man who bad no feet."

Let's pretend! We'll "play-like" we're the Indians in "Gunga Din," creep up behind those that continue to pound out "Chopsticks," and strangle them. 'Twould be almost a pleasure! With me?

April showers! Personally, I prefer the bright sunshine. I'm going to welcome those May flowers!


Shockley Entertains

Miss Ida Shockley, dean of women, entertained the girls of Mc-Pherson College with a tea in the Student Union Room last Sunday from three to four-thirty. The girls came and went as they pleased, enjoying for a brief time Miss Shock-ley’s hospitality.

The tea table was beautifully laid with a lace cloth with a most at-tractive centerpiece of sweet peas backed by several tall tapers. Dainty sandwiches and cookies were an ac-rompaaltaent to the tea.

In entertaining the girls, Miss Shockley was aided by members of the womens’ council and Mrs. J. L. Bowman, who presided at the tea table.


Majors Are Entertained

All Industrial education majors and their lady friends will be enter-tained by Prof. and Mrs. S. M. Dell at their home Friday evening. Dean of Men, Dell is also head of the de-partment of industrial education.


Naylor To Talk

Next Sunday night the B Y P D will have as its thome the discussion of the International Youth Confer-ence which will be held in Amsterdam next July.

Curtis Naylor, who is a Church of the Brethren representative to the world conference and a member of the graduating class of 1938 of Mc-Pherson College, will be at the BYPD meeting to tell something of the aims and purposes of the conference.

Since Church of the Brethren rep-resentatiaves are being sent by free will offerings from the various churches, an offering will be takes to help defray the expenses of the representatives.



What a day I’d be dead tired if it weren't for the important date I've got tonight with the cute little girl that screwed up her nerve and asked even little me. Some home (amidst Ernies' cookies) in time for a belated supper. Thanks, Dr. Hershey, I didn't learn everything, but I had a swell time.



King Speaks To Group

Speak at the Recreation Coun-cll meeting Tuesday night was the Rev. Bernard King.








Young Experimenters Hit on New Idea For Mike

Crill, Hammersley Develop Invention In Physics Lab

It seems that everything has natural frequency of vibration if you bump into It or hit it with something. With this germ thought in their minds, two students from the McPherson college physics department, James Crill and Jonathan

Hammersley, have evolved a

new plan far a microphone.

With patent rights they secured. pending the two aspiring physicists have revealed

the details of the new invention, an

original model which utilized a principle that has never been tried in microphones before. The patent office has no record of anyone ever trying to make a similar microphone. The local apparatus is yet in the experimental stage.

Beam in directed at vibrator

Just as everything has a natural audio frequency, similarly rooms, vases, organ pipes and almost anything has a natural radio frequency at which it will vibrate if excited. Taking advantage of this fact, the invention consists of a radio beam which is directed at some vibrating object, like a coil of wire.

As the sound waves strike the vibrator the same time as does the radio beam. the reflected beam, a resultant of the two, varies in intensity as the sound waves change frequency. The modulating beam may be translated directly into sound, weak though It may be, by any powerful, high frequency rectification system, or it may be amplified and wirecasted.

Have practical difficulties

Crill and Hammersley say that the theory will work, but the practical considerations almost outweigh the theory. When asked about their work, Crill said, "The best results we have been able to obtain have been at a distance of only twenty feet. The voice was barely disting-uishable and only rarely understand-able. A sound such as the ringing of a bell was recognizable."

As all true investigators in the field of science, the young experi-mentors are hesitant to predict any result. The plan on paper has un-limited detecting possibilities, but its yet lack of precision equipment prevents perfecting the idea to a practical device.

Bedspring may work

There is even the fantastic possi-bility that a common bedspring could be the hoped-for efficient reflecting coll. Who knows? Perhaps McPherson collge's physics department under the direction of Prof. J. L. Bow-man, will became famous for the work that is being done by its students!

Hess Tracer History Of College Library

Shows Growth From "Prehistoric"

Times" To Modern Civilization

After call to worship by the chapel choir, on Wednesday morning, Dr. V,

F. Schwalm led in prayer. The chapel choir sang "I CAnnot Put the Presence By."

In keeping with Literature Week, Prof. Maurice A. Hess spoke in an interesting manner on "The Devel-opment of McPherson College Library for Faculty and Students."

Prof. Hess told. "The library was built in 1906 as a gift of Andrew Carnegie. There was a small-collection of books before 1906, which era we may call the prehistoric period." The years between 1906 and 1914 showed greated activity and Prof. Hess chose to call this the dawn of civilization.

Using a number of college catalogs for various years, Prof. Hess traced the growth of the library. In 1921 the library proper occupied the first floor and one room in the basement. There were about 7,000 books, pamphlets, and magazines at that time.

By 1928 the library was subscribing to over one hundred current periodicals more than 500 books were being added annually, and as a special gift Dr. Kurtz had given one thousand books.

In 1924 battleship linoleum was

bought for the floors, and a new vertical riling cabinet was added. Fifteen hundred dollars was being used for books and encyclopedias, and someone sent a special gift of one thousand dollars.

At the present time the library has reached or passed the fifteen thousand accession mark. While new books are continually being added, old and little-used books are being weeded out.

The library in increasing the num-ber of books by means of gifts of books and money from individuals, and by the student library fees.

The work of the library committee is to choose from a critically selected list of magazines those for which the library should subscribe, and to apportion the remaining funds among the various departments.

The library staff now consists of two librarians and a crew of "XYZ workers". The function of the staff is to help and guide the patrons of the library. Prof. Hess suggested several methods by which the stu-dents might be of aid to the library. First, they should use the books with care and return them promptly. While in the library a student should strive to maintain quiet and decor-uuf, and in the third place, encourage the contributions of individuals.

Social Usage Tests Show Varied Ideas

Councils Check Results. Find

Students Need Social Training

The social usage test which was given to Macollegians a few weeks ago under the supervision of the Women's and Men's Councils has been checked and the scores tabulated. Some interesting results were found in several cases, allowing that some social usage training could be well used on the campus.

In the question whether "pardon me" is preferable to "excuse me”, about 80 per cent of the freshmen said "yes", and between 50 and 60 per cent of the other classes answered affirmatively. "Excuse me" is the generally accepted form in any circumstance rather than "pardon me"."I beg your pardon" is preferred to merely "pardon me".

While the greatest enjoyment is undoubtedly derived from eating chicken with the fingers, society frowns upon the practice and says to cut it from the bone with a knife. Under no condition should one ask to be excused, and then proceed to eat it with the fingers.

The question "Is breaking a date an act of discourtesy?" gave some interesting data. Boys consider it less discourteous than girls, and freshmen than seniors. 63 per cent of the freshmen boys answered "no", as did 25 per cent freshmen girls. 55 per cent sophomore boys, 48 per cent sophomore girls. 60 per cent junior boys, and 10 per cent junior girls. Ten out of eleven senior girls consider it an act of discourtesy, and twenty out of twenty-three senior boys.

Plans are being made to have a column in the Spectator discussing the questions which were missed by the most people. Authorities present conflicting views on several questions; In such cases, both views will be given, and the reader can decide which is the more authorita-tive.

Those who signed their tests may secure them in the Y. W. room at any time.

Council Prepares Manual

The Recreational Council working in cooperation with the national committee has published a manual on handicraft, which will be included in the Young Peoples Handbook of the Church of the Brethren. The manual will be used as a summer course and will be valuable for use in homes.

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lar in the field of collage curricu-lum has been demonstrated in the past year while he was serving as chairman in the revision of the curriculum of the college.

President Schwalm also announced that Prof. R. E. Mohler, the sen-ior member of the faculty who has served continuously since 1913, has been elected by the trustees to a position of responsibility as the ex-ecutive assistant to the president. In the absence of the president, Mohler will have reasonability of an executive and administrative nature. He has in the past been associated with the president on problems of public relations. His responsibility will be increased to include other duties, not only when the president is off the campus, but will be closely associated with him in formulating administrative politics.

Professor Mohler already holds several offices of responsibility in the educational field in Kansas. He is president of the board of education of the McPherson city schools and is also president of the Kansas School Board of Christian education of the church of the Brethren.

Author Speaks Of Old West, Frontiersmen

Writer of "Sod-House Frontier" Tells Story

Dr. Evfrctt Dick, professor of his-tory at Union college, stopped on his way to Memphis, Tennessee, to tell a full chapel last Monday morning that the frontier is what has made Americans, Americans.

The author of "Sod-House Fron-tier", which has been just added in the college library, told of many interesting deeds of the frontiersmen. He stated that in many ways we now have the optimism of the frontiers-man. the optimism which is illus-trated by Daniel Boone, who said he had "never been lost in the wilder-ness, but had been mighty bewildered for three days."

"In those days there were many difficulties," stated Dr. Dick. "The frontiersman had a hard time writing down in statute books the lay-out of his land."

Dr. Dick went on the explain that towns were called cities, as the City of Topeka, until they grew large enough to be known as cities without being called cities. Towns tried to get newspapers to toot for them so that their lots could be sold to people living in the East. In the town of Vienna, there was no need for any houses to be built because the lost there were all already sold be-fore any house could be built.

"There was also much paper money printed in those days. Banks were started without any financial backing, not even the confidence of the proprietor." Most people bartered rather than to use the paper mon-ey of the Platte Valley River Bank or any other "strongest financial institution in the world, explained Dr. Dick, who is a well-known authority on frontier life.

Students laughed when the historian told them how two men from Indiana said money indicators which proved certain money valuable and followed it up by selling paper money which passed this indicator.

"In those days men were versatile," said Dr. Dick. The barber of the town was the saloonkeeper and houseplasaterer. The blacksmith of one town, after vary little apprentice-ship, was also the druggist.

"In order to a a divorce one had to get a real Bill of Divorce from the state legislature," laughed Dr. Dick. Kansas won a record for giving a divorce in a short time by giving a lady of Massachusetts a bill of divorce in five hours. Another legislature was puzzled about giving a divorce to one applicant, so it referred it to the Committee on Public Buildings. From there it was referred to the Committee on Internal Improvement.

Dr. Dick autographed a copy of his book for the library. Dr. J. D. Bright received his doctorate with Dr. Dick at the University of Wis-consin in 1930. Dr. Dick Is head of the bureau of vocational guidance and placement at the Lincoln

school.

Stover Over Phil Myers; Naylor Wins

Elections Are Close:

Adopt New Constitution

Comfortably edging out varsity fullback Phil Myers. Lovewell's gift to Fahnestock Hall, Stephen Stover, junior of McPherson, was elected to the presidency of next year's Student Council in the general election last week. Stover's margin was 118 over Myer's tally of 82. Stover, present treasurer of the Student Connell, is an honor graduate of McPherson high school.

In a sophomore race for treasurer, Kirk Naylor squeezed in victor over Don Newkirk to win a still closer race. With 104 votes against the 96 garnered by Newkirk. Naylor probably won with tallys from Arnold Hall, where it is rumored he ran strong.

The incoming officers will work close to the present executives unti; the end of the present year to learn the ropes.

Bill Thompson, president of the Student Council, was greatly pleas-

ed over the result of the voting on student referendum which approved a revision of the Student Body con-stitution for the next year. With only eleven opposed to adoption, the new constitution had had easy sledding.

Groff Wins BYPD Election

Forrest Groff was elected presi-dent of the Brethren Young Peoples Department of the local college church in the annual election last Sunday evening. He succeeds Ray-mond Flory, retiring head of the group.

Marianne Krueger was chosen vice president, after serving a year as secretary-treasurer. She succeeds Avis Smith, the retiring vice-president Harold Bowman was chosen ecretary-treasurer, and Dean of Woman Ida Shockley was reelected as adult advisor of the group.

Give Exchange Program:

Students from Tabor college, Hills-boro, presented several numbers In a regional program last week Roland Wiens presided over the program which included a men's quartette which sang "Serve Ye the Lord" and "Proudly as the Eagle".

Miss Verna Ediger then played a piano solo, "By the Waters of Minne-tonka", after which the quartette sang '"Teach Me Thy Way" and the Tabor college alma mater. Members of the quartette were Menno Loh-rent, Elias Wiebe, Paul Ratzlaff, and Elvin Buller.

Announces Winners

Miss Mildred Forney, assistant li-brarian, last evening announced the winners in the contests which were sponsored by the library this week. Jessie Messamer took high honors in the painting content by recognizing fourteen of the twenty pictures.

Billy Thompson won the portrait contest by identifying twenty-eight of the thirty-five famous people. The prizes will be an exemption from a library fine.

Miss Della Lehman recognized the most portraits of the faculty entries, while there were no entries in the painting contest among the faculty.

Miss O’Conner Here To Help Oranize

Miss Evelyn O'Conner the representative from the Rocky Mountain District of the S. C. M. spoke to the S. C. M. members on Thurs-day, April 20.

The purpose of Miss O'Conner's talk was to acquaint such member with the organiztion and to relate each student to his place in the National and International organiza-tions. The Rocky Mountain District is matte up of Christian organizations from five states—Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado, Utah, and New Mexico. Of those five states Kansas has more organizations.

Miss O’Conner told of National and International Conventions which have been held during the past year. It is the purpose of conventions to try to bring about and understanding between different localities and countries in order to promote world peace.

William Thompson announced that next year it is the intention of various oraganizations to cooperate in an effort to bring to the campus a foreign student. Students will be solicited to help in bringing this student to this Campus,

Following a predude by Kathryn Braillier, Jerry Spohn led in devotions.

Forney Speaker

Miss Margaret Heckethorne and Miss Mildred Forney, college librar-

ians, attended a district meeting of the Kansas Library Association at Newton on March 29.

Miss Heckethorne spoke briefly of "BoBok selection is relation to the alms of the college." At the morning session of the College Librarian Round Table.

Yoder Gives Books

Emerson Yoder recently gave this library three government publica-tions.


PAGE FOUR

Canines Swamp Swedes; Take Eleven Firsts

Win Dual Meet By 95-36 Margin


Collecting eleven first and making it clean sweep in Javelin and broad jump, the McPherson college tracksters defeated Bethany 95-36 in an overall-lining victory on the local track. The triumph was the second to dual meets this season.

Paced by Wanamaker with 17 points and Funk with 16 counters, the Bulldog thin-clads maintained a wide margin over the visitors throughout the meet. Voshell accum-ulated 12 points while Sanger made 10 among other high scorers.

First were turned In on mile, high hurdles, 880, 2-mile, javelin, pole vault, low hurdles, high Jump, discus, broad jump, and 880-relay. Bethany won only the 100, 200, 440, and shot put events.

Although no records were established, perfect track weather prevailed. Wanamaker pressed Tillberg until the finish of the 440, Rogers nosed out Stover in the 2-mile, and the dashes were close decision. Other competitions easily led in winning the respective events.

Funk, Voshell and Stauffer in the javilin an dWanamaker, Van Vleel, and Voshell in the broad jump eliminated all Bethany contestants to stage an intra-college battle for the leadership.

Following is a summary of the meet:

Mile run-Won by Sanger, McPherson: Nelson, Bethany, second; Stover, McPherson, third. Time— 4:40

440-yard run—Won by Tillberg, Bethany; Wanamaker, McPherson, second; Dick, Bethany, third. Time

—:53.6

100-yard dash—Won by Matson, Bethany: Ratzladd, McPherson, sec-ond; Wiebel, McPherson, third. Time —: 10.7.

120-high hurdles—Won by Wana-maker, McPherson; Funk, McPherson, second; Tillberg, Bethany, third.

Time—: 16.2.

880-yard run—Won by Sanger, McPherson; Seidel, McPherson, sec-ond: Tillberg, Bethany, third. Time —2:7.7.

120-yard dash—Won by Matson. Bethany; Ratzlaff, McPherson, sec-ond: Wiebel, McPherson, third. Time —:24.4.

2-mile run—Won by Rogers, Mc-

Pherson; Stover, McPherson, second: Nelson, Bethany, third. Time 11:41.5

Low hurdles—Won by Funk, McPherson; Polson, BeBthany, second; Brust, McPherson, third. Time— : 27.7.

Javelin—Won by Funk. McPherson; Voshell, McPherson, second; Stauffer, McPherson, third. Distance —160' 8.5''.

Pole vault—Won by Reinecker, McPherson; Funk, McPherson, second: Talbott, Bethany, third. Height

—10' 7''.

High jump—Won by Wanamaker and Stauffer, McPherson: Grieves

and Peterson, Bethany, tied for third, Height—5' 7''.

Shot put—Won by Altenborg, Bethany; Voshell, McPherson, second : Rock, McPherson, third. Distance 38' 1/8".

Discus—Won by Voshell, McPherson: Peterson, Bethany, second;

Henmon, Bethany, third. Distance —120’ 2".

Broad Jump—Won by Wanamaker, McPherson; Van Vleet, McPherson, second; Voshell, McPherson, third Distance—20' 6''.

880-relay—Won by McPherson (Vetter, Wanamaker, Brust, Ratz-laff. Time—1:40.35


dashes, Sanger in the distance, Wanamaker and Funk on hurdles, Cramer and Van Vleet on broad jump, McGill and Voshell in weights, Stauffer, Funk, and Wanamaker on high jump. Funk and Jones on pole vault, and Funk on javelin was encouraging to Coach "Buck” Astle.

The Canine thin-clads captured four first—mile run, high hurdles, discus, and high jump. Boys had a rugged, veteran squad.

Following is a summary of the first meet:

Mile Run—Won by Sanger, McPherson; second Lehman, Hays; third, Stover. McPherson; fourth, Theakaton, Hays. Time: 4 minutes, 55 seconds.

440-yard Dash—Won by Sharp. Hays: second, Salor, Hays; third. Mullenix, Hays; fourth, Evans, Hays, Time: 53.7 seconds.

100-yard Dash—Won by Finley, Hays; second, Koelllng. Hays; third. Cramer, McPherson. Time:    10:5

seconds.

120-yard High Hurdles—Won by Wanamaker, McPherson; second. Bollinger, Hays. Time: 18.4 seconds.

Half Mile—Won by Hoover, Hays; second, Zamrzla, Hays; third, Wana-maker, McPherson; fourth, Moon, Hays. Time: 2 minutes, 9 seconds.

220-yard Dash—Won by Koelling. Hays; second, Staab, Hays, and Cramer, McPherson, tied; fourth, Finley, Hays. Time 24.7 seconds

Two-Mile—Won by Lahman, Hays; second, Sanger, McPherson; third. Small, Hays: fourth, Stover. McPherson. Time: 11 minutes, 6 seconds.

220-yard Low Hurdles—Won by Bollinger, Hays; second, Funk, McPherson; third, Shipley, Hays: fourth, Brust, McPherson, Time: 28 seconds.

Shot Put—Won by Mosler, Hays; second, Stehwien, Hays; third, Vo-shell, McPherson; fourth, Stinemetze, Hays, Distance: 42 feet, 4 inches.

Pole Vault—Shipley, Hays, and Moon, Mays, tied for first; Funk and Jones, McPherson, tied for third. Height: 10 feet, 6 inches.

Discus Throw—Won by McGill, McPherson; second; Voshell, McPher-son: third. Stehwien, Hays; fourth, Staab, Hays Distance: 126 feet, 7 inches.

High Jump—Wanamaker, Stauffer and Funk, all of McPherson, tied for first. Height: 5 feet, 2 Inches.

Javelin Throw—Won by Staab, Haysr; second, Funnk, McPherson; third, Stehwein, Hays: fourth, Mo-seir, Hays, Distance: 167 fact, 3 Inches.

Broad Jump—Won by Finley. Hays second, Cramer, McPherson: third, Van Vleet, McPherson, Dis-tance; 20 feet, 2 Inches.


Tracksters Trounce Coyotes 83-48


Open Season With 4 Firsts
Tracksters Lose Meet

To Hays 76-48

Fort Hays State collage last Friday afternoon defeated the Bulldog tracksters 76 to 48 in the opening dual track meet of the season at Hays. Both teams were handicapped by a bitter cold north wind which brought a light snow to that part of

the state.

Without a regular quartermiler, McPherson was further handicapped. But the showing of Cramer in the


Netsters Lose To

Colorado State Team

Losing five of their six matches to Colorado State, the Bulldog racketeers showed a slight improvement over their performance with Bethany. Raymond Johnson unseated Dale Oakes No. 2 man, 4-6, 6-4, 6-2, to win McPherson's sole victory.

The Colorado State squad has been on a tour, previously winning meets from Hutchinson Junior Collage, Emporia State, and Bethany, and losing to Washburn and Wichita University.

In the other matches, Carrol Crouse was conquered by George Cox 6-2, 6-2. Gordon Yoder was subdued by Al Connelly, 6-1, 6-0. Del-mar Atchison was trounced by Jack Tracey 6-0, 6-3.

In doubles Reed and Johnson lost to Oakes and Tracey, 6-4, 6-2, Yoder and Crouse gave way to Cox and Connelly, 6-4, 6-0.


Despite a cold wind which whipped up dust on the track and field, the McPherson college tracksters won ten firsts and eight seconds to detent the Kansas Wesleyan Coyotes 83 to 48 last week in a dual meet.

No outstanding marks were turned in by the thin-clads, but Cramer rushed through the 100-yard dash in 10.1 seconds while Wanamaker leaped the high hurdles in 15.5 seconds and Funk heaved the Javelin 148 feel, eleven inches. Other McPherson winners were Sanger, mile and two-mile; Cramer, 220-yard dash; Funk, low hurdles; Reinecker, pole vault; Wanamaker, high jump; and Van broad Jump.

Kansas Wesleyan turned In only four firsts and eight seconds in the lop-sided victory. However, Gene Johnson’s lads pushed the Bulldogs to the limit in low hurdles, broad jump, and field events. Only three inches separated the winner of the broad jump and third place.

In the mile, high hurdles, two-mile, pole vault, high jump, and javelin. McPherson placed the first two men in one-two order. Wesleyan led the field in the 440 and discus but not without close competition.

Summary of the meet;

Mile Run—Won by Sanger, Mc-Pherson; Stover, McPherson, second; Stranad, Wesleyan, third. Time— 4:56.1.

440—Won by Davis, Wesleyan: Steiner, Wesleyan, second; Owen, McPherson, third. Time 56.8.

100-yard dash—Won by Cramer. McPherson; Shedden, Wesleyan, second: Larson, Wesleyan, third, Time 10.1.

120 High Hurdles—Won by Wanamaker, McPherson; Funk. McPherson, second: Geiseman, Wesleyan, third. Time—15.5.

880—Won by Woods, Wesleyan; Wanamaker, McPherson, second; Stover, McPherson third. Time 2:11. 1.

220-yard Dash—Won by Cramer, McPherson; Larsen, Wesleyan, second: Ratzlaff, McPherson, third.

Time—23.2.

2-Mile—Won by Sanger, McPherson ; Rogers, McPherson, second: James, Wesleyan, third, Time— 11:15.

220-Low Hurdles—Won by Funk, McPherson; Kleiner, Wesleyan, sec-ond; Smith, Wesleyan, third. Time— 29.5.

Pole vault—Won by Reinecker, McPherson; Funk. McPherson, and Shedden, Wesleyan, tied for second. Height 10’ 6".

High Jump—Won by Wanamaker. McPherson; Stauffer. McPherson, and Smith, Wesleyan, tied for second, Height 5’ 8”.

Broad Jump—Won by Van Vleet, McPherson; Dupree. Wesleyan, second; Cramer, McPherson, third. Distance 20' 5.5''.

Shot put—Won by Baer, Wesleyan: Voshell and Vetter, McPherson, tied for second. Distance 39'

8".

Discus—Won by Baer, Wesleyan: Dupree, Wesleyan, second; Brust, McPherson, third. Distance 122’ 10".

Javelin—Won by Funk, McPherson; Voshell, McPherson, second; Baer, Wesleyan, third. Distance 148’ 11".

Mile Relay—Won by McPherson (Owen, Verier, Weible, Ratzlaff), Time 3:58.


the top of the Heights.

The visit to the Indian Burial Pit was especially enjoyed. A great number of bones, remains of Indians have been exposed, and it is believed that altogether about one hundred and fifty will be found. Ten miles north of Salina the class stopped to search for iron concretions, and Leonard Vaughan found—a cactus, and Prof. Mohler found a most interesting form of volcanic glass.

After the passengers in Eugene Eisenbise's car had stocked up with apples and cookies, the group set out for Rock City, southeast of Minneapolis. All the inhabitants of this town ore very obese and stone-deaf. After clamboring up and down these rock formations, all enjoyed dinner of fried steak sandwiches—even if the meat was a little rare in spots—and bananas.

At Brookville the class visited a home which had a wonderful collection of rocks.

The next stop was at Arcola Ranch where Roy Robertson found and distributed literature on Hereford rattle. The geological interest, however, was the Arcola canyon which was beautiful.

"I'll let you see Indian Cave cheap; all of you, can go for two and a half dollars." A hole in a rock in the pasture was all there was. If she had not relented and let the group go free, they would have asked for a refund. In response to the lady's sudden generosity. Ernest Van-deran left his Chevrolet in her yard until he could return with a new drive shaft.

Evidently "Gracia" Allen doesn't want an million and a half bacteria around when he does his lovin'; at least he didn't want to expose a certain girl.

At Mushroom Rocks a number of boys demonstrated their athletic inability to climb to the top of one of these unusual formations. At least Vaughan had enough cacti, for he complained on Monday that he sill had some in his pants-

Late in the afternoon those potential geologists with sunburned noses, wind-blown hair, and dirty feet returned to Macampus.


Netsters Crash Win Column

Suddenly breaking into life, the McPherson College netsters turned back the Kansas Wesleyan racketeers in a dual meet. McPherson won five matches and lost two.

In singles, McPherson won four and lost one. Crouse lost to Shaw, 6-4, 6-2. Johnson upset Ruehlen, his former doubles partner. 7-5. 5-7, 6-4, Yoder won from Riley, 6-1, 2-6, 7-5. Reed vanquished Archer

6-1, 6-3. Stauffer conquered Trager,

7-5, 6-1.

In doubles, McPherson won one and lost one. Reed and Johnson were stopped by Shaw and Ruehlen, 2-6, 6-1, 7-5. Crouse and Stauffer defeated Archer and Trager, 8-6, 7-5.

Thursday the same five McPherson netsters played Hutchinson Junior College in a meet there. This afternoon a meet will be played with the College of Emporia on the local courts.


Tennis Schedule

April 4 Bethany, here.

April 7 Colorado State, here. April 19 Wesleyan, Salina.

April 21 College of Emporia, here. April 25 Wesleyan, here.

April 28 Sterling, there.

May 1 College of Emporia, there. May 4 Moundridge Tennis Club, there (tentative)

May 5 Bethany, Lindsborg.

May 12 Conference Meet, Salina May 15 Sterling, here.


To Bethel Soon

Next Wednesday or Thursday afternoon, the McPherson college tracksters will travel to Bethel for a dual meet with Coach Otto Unruh's Graymaroons. This will be the final dual of the season.


Geology Class Visits Places Of Interest

By Area


Preachers end their "wivese", nearly married, and a few hybrid individual a comprised the personnel of those going on the geology trip last Friday.

The first slop was at a volcanic ash deposit about six miles north of McPherson, where a few of the students with Scotch blood in their veins filled some jars with the ash to use as cleaning powder.

From there the group drove up on Coronado Heights when, they observed the rock stratifications and the work of erosion. Frances Campbell with a feather in her hat, welcomed the rest of the party with Indian war whoops and a dance on



Track Bulletin

Withe five firsts and a total of 69 points the Bulldog tracksters won a triangular meet yesterday afternoon at Hutchinson while Hutchinson Junior college placed second with 48 1/2 points and Sterling followed with 36 1/2 points.

Rollin Wanamaker again led the point parade with 16, followed by Sanger, 9; Voshell, 7; and Funk 6 1/2. Wanamaker won the 440 at 53.6, the broad Jump at 22 feet, 3 inches, and tied with Stauffer in the high jump at 5 feet, eight inches.

Voshell and Reinecker again took first in discus and pole vault.