College Host To International Relations Conference


Psychology Prof. Hired


It's A Date


Major In Department Offered Next Year


Recently it was learned that McPherson College will have the distinct honor of welcoming Professor Anne E. Royer to its faculty staff next year. Professor Royer will perform duties as Head of the Department of Psychology. It will be the first time that McPherson College students will have the privilege of majoring in Psychology.

Graduating from Hurst High School.

Mt. Pleasant. Pa.. Profes- sor Royer

entered Juniata College, where she received an A. B. in English. In 1942, she acquired




March 14, 15, 16. International Relations Conference.

March 14, 7:30. State Anti-To bacco Oratorical Contest, here.

March 18, Piano Recital, Miss Mugler’s Students.

March 21. Stunt Night.

Mar. 22, State Debate Tourua ment, Salina.

March 22, State Peace Contest, Salina.

March 22, W. A. A. Banquet.

April 16, McPherson College Players Production.

April 18, Booster Banquet.



Players Select None So Blind


Play By Monty Ash To Be Given April 16


Kansas And Oklahoma Students Meet To Study World Problems


State Contest


Stucky Orates For McPherson in Contest


Bayard Rustin


an M. A. in Psychology from the Ohio State University. She has received specialized training at West Chester State College. Oklahoma A. and M. College, Cincinnati Conservatory of Music, and Occidental College in Los Angeles, California.

Professor Royer has gained much professional experience in connection with clinical and school psychology, as well as individual psychological experimentation. This invalubale experience will undoubtedly prove a very worthy addition to the faculty of McPherson College,

Miss Royer will be coming to McPherson College at considerable personal sacrifice. Her salary here will be slightly more than half what she is receiving in her present position.


McPherson College will be host to the state anti-tobacco oratorical contest this evening at 7:30. A business meeting will precede the contest at 6:45. Each school is supposed to bring two judges who will judge all orations but those presented by their own school.

Three schools will participate, Central. McPherson, and Bethel. Don Joy will speak as representative from Central. Aaron Epp will come from Bethel, and Carl Stucky will represent McPherson.

Three prizes of $35.00, $25.00, and $15.00, will be presented to the first, second, and third placers respectively. These prizes are being offered by Dr. Fields of McPherson.

McPherson has had an entry in the state contest every year since 1918.


Bayard Rustin, of New York, noted for his work in inter-racial and inter-cultural clinics, now field secretary for the Fellowship of Reconciliation will conduct a direct action techniques workshop Saturday afternoon. He will also speak Saturday night following the dinner on ‘'Security For All of Us?” and give the closing address Sunday afternoon on ‘‘World Security Is Possible—If”.



“None So Blind," a play written by Monty Ash of McPherson Kansas, will be presented as the second semester major production of the McPherson College Players on April 16.

The story is built around the lives of Pegs and Jim. two young people just turning eighteen. The play begins just before Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941. Pegs and Jim are idealists, he dreaming of becoming a famous architect and she a great doctor.

Jim is called to war. Through a series of dream sequences, his innermost thoughts on patriotism and race relations are revealed. When he comes back blind, his dream has to be changed.

The play is very well written with clever humor interspersed to relieve tense dramatic moments.

The Personnel Committee has approved March 28 as the date for the formal banquet of the McPherson College Players. Committees have been chosen and plans are in full swing.


Deputation Teams Present Programs

McPherson College will be host to the Third Annual Student Institute on International Problems, March 14, 15, 16. This Conference which is for Kansas and Northern Oklahoma college students is being sponsored by the Institute of International Relations representing the American Friends Service Committee which has an office at Friends University, Wichita, Kansas. Registration starts today at 4:30. Everyone is invited to attend.


Speakers at Conference

For twelve years a New York Times correspondent in Stockholm, Alma Luise Olson of Linds-borg will lecture on ‘‘The United Nations’ Stake in World Secur-


Communion Service

On Tuesday night at 6:45 at the Church of the Brethren, the Student Ministers of McPherson College held their annual communion service. Carl Zigler presided at the service and Reverend DeWitt Miller gave a brief talk. The communion proved interesting and inspirational to all those attending.


Stunt Night Next Friday


Stunt Night will be held on Friday. March 21. All organizations who plan to enter should begin their plans immediately. The Social Committee is planning to have a meeting today to decide upon definite plans. Look for future announcements, and plan your entry now.


Nicholson and Jarboe Appointed To Quartet


Vernon Nicholson and Kenneth Jarboe were lately appointed to maintain positions in the College Varsity Male Quartet. Nicholson will serve as base for the quartet, while Jarboe will he second tenor. Don Guthals and Hobart Hull will fill vacancies left in the A Cap-pella Choir, by Byron Fisher and Kenneth Graham.


Chapel Monday morning was opened with the singing of the College Song led by Lucy Blough. The opening number was followed by the singing of two numbers “Summertime” and “Rockabye Baby” by the Ladies Varsity Quartette. Miss Lehman gave a reading on football.

The main part of the program was followed by the awarding of the football letters to this year’s earners of them by Dr. Peters. The football lettermen who received letters were: Russell Rein-ecker, Donald Unruh, James Brust, Carroll Tillman. Bernard Lounsbury, Marvin Meats. Verlyn Fisher. Russell Barr. Louis Rogers, Francis Markham, Willard Hopkins, Charles Lewis, Orville Buckingham, Vernon Blickenstaff, Robert Lowe, Melvin Kessler, Donald Van Dorn, and Gene Rein-ecker. The two managers receiving letters were Wayland Webb and Irvin Wolf.


Three deputation teams were sent from the college this last week end. The College Men’s quartet went to Panora. Iowa, and Lincoln, Nebraska. This quartet is composed of Kent Naylor. Russell Jarboe, Robert Keim, and Ronald Moyer.

The Varsity Women’s quartet sang at the Lone Star Church, Kansas. This quartet includes Esther Miller, Jo B. Brooks. Lucy Blough, and Doris Coppock.

The third deputation went to Morrill, Kansas. Those who participated were Dr. Bechtel, Orren Wolfe. Barbara Holderread. June Landes, and Ruth Holsopple.


Olsons Purchase Home

Preparations are being made by Professor and Mrs. O. A. Olson to move into their newly purchased home. The house is located at 1 60 4 Gordon Street and. was erected last summer. It is an attractive one-story structure, with a basement apartment. This is the first home that the Olsons have owned and they are very happy and anxious to move in. As far as they know it will serve as their permanent home.


Poster
Offers


Alina Luise Olson

ity.” Miss Olson has attended-the recent meetings of the United Nations in New York and has written for a number of the periodicals States among which is The Christian Science Monitor, and newspapers in the United Floyd Q. Davidson, Wichita



“Directives For World Security" is the theme for the three-day conference to which have been invited three outstanding speakers—Bayard Rustin of Now York, noted for his work in interracial and inter-cultural clinics; Alma Luise Olson of Lindsborg, a New York Times correspondent in Stockholm, and Floyd Q. Davidson. Wichita Congregational-Christian minister.

Other features of the program will be a round table discussion on the subject “World Security As We Saw It" by persons just returned from Europe. Participating will be Jean Francisco, of K. U., Tal Hiebert. of Bethel College, James Elrod, regional director of the Brethren Service Committee office at McPherson College, Sam Goering. recently returned from a year’s direction of the Mennon-ite Central Committee Relief projects in Europe.

Students from various colleges will participate in a panel on Sunday morning on the subject “Training For World Security" during which time they will discuss significant summer projects to which students may go. Leading recreation for the week-end will be D. Ned Linegar, Y. M. C. A. Secretary at the University of Kansas.

Members of the planning committee from McPherson College include President W. W. Peters, Professor K. C. Bechtel. Franklin Flory, Carl Stucky and Ed Crill, Brethren Service Committee. Attendance from other colleges has been limited to one hundred because of the limited housing facilities. The “Students for World Government" Commission will be in charge of the registration. The registration fee is $1.50, admission to a single session 50c.


Spec Staff To Tour Republican

(Continued on Page Four)

TRUSTEES OF McPherson COLLEGE: (Standing from left to right) 1. R. J. Gibbs, Middle Missouri, 2. Waller Miller, \. Dakota and E. Montana, 3. P. L. Fike, S. Missouri and Arkansas, 4. W. A. Kinzie, Northeastern Kansas, 5. D. Floyd Crist, Northwestern Kansas, 6. B. F. Stutzman, Oklahoma. Panhandle of Texas and New Mexico, 7. Charles A. Albin, Southern Iowa, 8. R. W. Loshbaugh, Southeastern Kansas, 9. Roy C. Frantz, Southwestern Kansas, 10. B. F. Stauffer, Colorado, 11. Glenn Harris, Texas and Louisiana, 12. .Jay Crumpackcr, McPherson, 13. Paul E. Sargent, McPherson, 14. Harvey Rasp, Nebraska, 15. Richard Keim, Idaho and Western Montana, 16. Harold Beam, McPherson, 17. Homer Ferguson, McPherson. (Seated from left to right) 18. W. E. Ickes, Middle Iowa, 19. Mrs. J. D. Bright, Topeka, Kansas, 20. J. H. Fries, McPherson, Secretary -Treasurer, 21. W. H. Yoder, Northern Iowa, Minnesota and S. Dakota, Chairman, 22. E. A. Wall, McPherson, Vice-chairman, 23. W. W. Peters, McPherson, President, 24. J. J. Yoder, McPherson


The McPherson Women's Christian Temperance Union, for the purpose of graphically showing the evils and dangers of using all forms of alcohol beverages, is sponsoring a poster contest open to all McPherson county schools. A first prize of $5.00, a second prize of $3.00 and a third of $1.00 is offered for the best posters submitted by each person.

The posters entered should be finished and delivered to the office of the County Superintendent, by May 3. The posters are to be displayed in the Community Building on All Schools Day, May 14.


Floyd Davidson

Congregational-Christian minister, will give the opening talk Friday night on “State of the World", followed with “Personal Directives for World Security" on Saturday morning. Rev. Davidson is known for his work as chairman of the race relations commission of the city of Wichita.


The Spectator staff, from the beginning reporters to the business manager, will be guests of the local newspaper office next Thursday afternoon. March 20. The journalists will tour the plant observing the ‘‘setting up” of the Spec, the printing of the “Republican” and the running of linotypes. The tentative time for the beginning of the tour will be 2: 30.

Ken Krehbiel. owner and editor of “The McPherson Daily Republican" will be host to the tourers with coffee closing the afternoon.


V McPherson College Feature


“Hey Miller!” Or Is Your Name Brown


An absent-minded professor went into a barber shop, and on  being told to take off his hat, replied, “Certainly; I didn’t know there were ladies present."


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“I wish I had a name that was short and easy to remember. I wish it was Mary Smith." Upon crashing a recent gab-session in the. girl’s dormitory, I heard one girl lamenting her “dreadful"

name that no one could “pronounce. much less remember for five minutes.

Etha Mae and Delbert from Iowa, and Joyce and Don of McPherson would probably approve of your choice of name, but there are more common names than Smith on this campus. If you are looking for a familiar tag. try Miller. Then, when you are strolling along    and someone

shouts, “Hey, Miller!" you, as well as a possible eight other Mill- ers, will respond. Before Merna


and Delbert were married, the closest relationship among the eight was that Jean and Merle were cousins. It seems to he a familiar name everywhere. Proof of that fact is that Merna and Delbert come from North Dakota, Joan and Esther from Idaho, Merle from Iowa, Sybil and Lyle from Kansas, and Mario from Ohio,

If you desire a more exclusive name, try Brown. There are only five other Browns in this college. Kenneth from Idaho, Don from McPherson, John from Genesee, and the brothers Emert and Elvin from Larned.

The Ward family does not do








Wake-up! You Are Part Of The World

Today the third annual Student Institute on International Relations begins on our campus. We are proud and fortunate to be hosts to such a conference.

Outstanding leadership has been secured for the meeting and the program promises to be challenging and informative. I was privileged to attend last year’s conference at Bethel College and found it fully satisfying, all that a conference should be. Students and faculty will be missing an unusual opportunity if they fail to attend all or some of the sessions of this conference.

The disappointing support of the WSSF drive and the results of the poll on world federation published in the last issue of this paper only emphasizes the lack of interest and knowledge on world issues that is prevalent in this college. Transferred students, upperclassmen, and even faculty members have commented on the lethargy that students show toward world affairs here. On most college campuses World Federalists, lecture courses, or active international groups can be found but here the only group of that nature, Students for World Government, fail to attract over a half-dozen participants to their meetings.

Thirty-one per cent of the people in the last poll were undecided as to the benefit of a World Federation, with probably a large percentage of that number not even knowing what a World Federation would mean. Even a larger number, 43.3%, were undecided as to whether a W. F. would have any benefits over the U. N. O.

It must appear to a visitor that we are trying to quar-tine ourselves from the problems of the world, that we are trying to live in an artificial world, taking no responsibility for the status quo.

Why does this condition exist? I believe the reasons could fall under three points: Post-War-Weariness, we are tired of world problems; we would like to return to our little “home circle.” Too Busy, few of us care to add new activities and meetings to our schedules. Laziness, we simply do not feel like studying and working for some world issue that is supposedly far removed from us. (But in reality affects us as much as anything that we do.) (Defined as “The mess we are in.”)

I know you are tired of being told that you are the chosen people of tomorrow’s world, that college students must lead the way, but the truth is that you are the leaders of tomorrow. You cannot escape your responsibility. Don’t ever complain about the way the world is going unless you are willing to take an interest in its course.

The course of humanity for centuries to come is probably being decided in the meetings of the “Big Three,” the U. N. 0., etc. of today. Decisions in these meetings can be influenced by small groups of interested college students all over the world. With the future of such vital current issues as conscription, disarmament, the German peace treaty, atomic control, and the future of the U. N. O. at stake, it certainly calls for the best efforts of educated people.

You have a chance to hear informed men and women speak on these issues this week end. You have the opportunity to associate with fellow students from Oklahoma and Kansas. Don’t be one of those who will say, “I wish I had attended.”


By-Line

(This poem was dedicated to

Dr. Harnly on his 85th birthday.)

To Dr. Harnly

Sometimes I dream of the good old days,

Of old-fashioned folk with old-fashioned ways

When we had so little, but yet so much

Of a wealth that hands could never touch;

When the future looked bright and skies were blue;

And we were happy and friends were true;

When McPherson College was not endowed,

And a good many things were not allowed;

When Harnly and Frantz gave good admonition

While they taught us science and Greek and religion;

They had never heard of aptitude tests.

Nor of IQ’s, percentiles, and all the rest;

There were no degrees in education

But somehow their students got inspiration.

Many old friends have now gone away.

But Prof. Harnly is with us, we’re happy to say.

He is still beloved as he was of old.

For what he is. is all pure gold.

On this birthday we wish him good health and good cheer.

And may he be happy from year to year.

Lucetta Johnson.


Portland. Ore.— (ACP)—Reading Shelley by moonlight is not a sign of insanity, demonstrated students of Reed College last week in a protest to the arrest of Thomas Kelley, picked up by


the police as he sat on a campus bench the previous night reading poetry by the light of the moon. He was booked on “suspicion.’’

Friends said the 26 year-old disabled veteran of the Aleutian campaign was “crushed” by a 12-hour stay in jail. So students massed on a street corner reading poetry aloud by moonlight the following night—Portland’s quietest demonstration in history.

A police patrol car approached several times, but did not stop.



The Philosophy of Professors

What Is A College?

S. M. Dell, Dean of Men

Did you ever visit McPherson College in the summer time when summer school was not in session and have someone show you the college? Did you see the college? Are buildings the basic elements of a college? Supposing you meet the faculty. Are they the college? You see the students on the campus and off the campus. Are they the college? It is like asking which is the most important leg on a three-legged stool. Te be an educational institution the college, the faculty, and the students are all basic elements in the educational pattern. Each one is mutually dependent upon the other, and the highest degree of cooperation is necessary if all are to achieve the greatest amount of progrss.

Surely the student has many needs which are to be met; the faculty obviously must have some requirements which must be achieved, and certainly the college must have some standards which for the good of all must be maintained. As we keep these facts in mind and all work together, we will all benefit.


by Joyce Birkin

At the Student Volunteers Commission Orlo Allen gave an interesting talk about his experiences in a YMCA summer camp in Min- nesota. He showed what can he made of leather, plastics, felt, and metal. From leather he had made coin purses, billfolds, and belts. Chains and belts were made of plastic cord, and Indian head-bands, of felt.

The program was opened with group singing led by Ruth Lichty. Eulalia Crist accompanied at the piano.



“Her husband was a judge, wasn’t he?”

“Everybody thought so till he married her.”









Conscription News

Included in a significant editorial in the January. 1947, New York American Veterans’ Committee paper were the following statements:

“As expert witnesses we can tell the President’s Advisory Commission on Universal Training this:    Whatever such train

ing is called, if the Army runs the program it will:

—prepare men for war hut not for citizenship:

—teach men to disassemble machine guns but not to earn a living;

—increase their opportunity to get syphilis, but not improve their health or morals;

—give them dentists to extract decayed teeth, hut none to make up for 18 years of inadequate dental care;


—teach them to get along with officers by saying “Yes, sir!” hut teach them nothing about getting along with Negroes in segregated units.”





















We Salute

Galen Saylor, who since his graduation from McPherson College in 1922, has achieved dis tinction in the professional field as a teacher and who has had numerous research pamphlets and articles published.

Mr. Saylor also attended Colum-

bia University New York. University of Nebraska, Lincoln, Nebraska. and George Peabody Col-lege, Nashville, Tennessee. At these institutions, he served as Director of Research and as Research Associate, which proved to

Mac To Lose “Winnie"

Monday morning, March 10, a parcel came to Fahnestock Hall for Miss Winnie Beam. It turn-

ed out to be a bulletin from Stephens College for Women, and proved to be of interest to Winnie and the follows of Fahnestock.

Being athletically inclined we wonder if Winnie will go out for basketball or track. We feel sure, however, that be or she (or whatever you want to call It) will take a course in Beauty Culture.

Have any of you ever wanted to jump from the highest building, just to see what it would feel like to hit ground? Or to asphyxiate yourself just to see if the angels did sing, or to drown yourself to see if your life did pass in trout of your eyes? It might he very interesting to find out these things if by some miracle you could he rescued in the nick of time so that you could tell others about it. Has anyone any ambitions along this line?

Does it make you any happier to know that when you kiss your girl or boy friend or whomever you do kiss, that it is really a con-jugular juxtaposition of two orbicular muscles in a state of contraction! Now, does that spoil it all?

Another tidbit of wisdom (?): If you keep your hens under a certain kind of glass they will lay more eggs than if they are kept under ordinary glass! Personally it sounds stupid to me, but that is what scientists are saying. It seems that the dear little two-legged beasts derive more minerals or vitamins or ultra-violet rays under this mess of silica.

Has anyone happened to notice that the ring B. Stonebreaker is wearing is about twelve sizes too big? You would think that in this modern day and age girls would get rings to fit. Or am I being too practical? Or has anybody noticed the initials “C. L.

The Pulse of The Public

Reported by John Firestone

Athletics Justify College Position

there is too much favoritism shown by those in authority in choosing the constituency of Che teams. Still others declared that the people who need the benefits of an athletic program do not get them. Several people said that the only value received from collegiate varsity athletics is the financial value; according to them, there is no cultural value whatsoever.

The distribution of answers to the first question is as follows;

This week for “The Pulse of the Public” questions are being featured which pertain to athletics. The questions asked were “Does the value received from collegiate varsity athletics justify their existence in the modern college?” and “Have they become so professionalized that they fail to benefit the average student?” Seventy-three per cent of those interviewed think that the value received from athletics does justify their existence in the modern college. Twelve per cent think it does not and 15 per cent are undecided. Those who think that athletics have become too professionalized number 35.5 per cent; 49 per cent think they have not become too professionalized and 15.5 per cent are undecided.

Numerous comments were made in regard to the questions. Some people stated that more emphasis upon intramural sports and physical education classes would benefit the average student more. Other people remarked that athletics provide a wholesome type of entertainment for those not engaging in them. Several persons asserted that in the small colleges like McPherson College, athletics have not become professionalized. Others suggested that



Galen Saylor

be helpful in securing a position with the Research Unit. War Department in Washington, D. C.

From 1943 to 1946, Mr. Saylor served as an officer in the U. S. Navy, with the rank of Lieutenant-Commander. He was assigned during this time to the Naval Officers Training Corps as administrative officer at the University of Oklahoma.

At present his work at the University of Nebraska is that of Graduate Advisor for the Department of Secondary Education. This includes supervision of the work of Graduate students and their thesis and dissertations for the Master’s and Doctorate Degrees.

Mr. Galen Saylor is living at 3344 South 29th St., Lincoln, Nebraska. with his wife, the former Miss Helen R. Smith, and their three children.

Did you ever notice how often a narrow mind and a wide mouth go together.

Could you tell me what I should do about a problem that is going to arise for me in the future? I am going to be issued an out-of-town permit. sometime in the future. The man I am going out with is 20 years older than I am. Do you think that Dr. Fee will ask me how old be is? If she does, what should I tell her? I think that he is the man for me. He has thought a lot of me ever since I was old enough to hold a rattle. So you see we are really sincere. I don’t think that because he has been married before and has two children, which live with his mother should make any difference, do you?

Yours truly,

R. U. Bored

Dear Miss Bored,

To answer your questions, I would suggest that you go back to your moth balls. Don’t let this institution hear about you, because you are nuts. I suggest that you drown your troubles in a glass of milk the next time he asks you for a date and forget him. He is old enough to run for President. It is people like you that break all the laws of averages. Just to be different why don’t you act like others. Wait for someone your own age.

Signed, Your sob absorber, John

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Intercollegiate

Review

Kenneth Brown

For (he past few weeks many varied activities have taken place on the campuses of neighboring colleges. Included in the column this week is a cross-section of campus life, and does not include all of the interesting things seen on this week’s foreign visitation.

The Youth Symphony of Wichita will present a concert on March 23 at Wichita. The personnel of the symphony is made up of 100 high school and college students from the Wichita schools and from the neighboring communities.

We arrived on Baker campus just in time to attend their Coffee Hour, which is a traditional custom that has just been revived. Each afternoon the students and faculty meet in an open discussion to talk over problems of campus life. The hour is sponsored by the faculty-student relations committee. The journalism class of Baker College made a trip to the state capital on Feb. 25. During their tour of the city they visited the governor, and attended his press conference.

Kansas State Teachers College of Pittsburg was host to Celeste Carlyle during the week of March 9-15. Miss Carlyle is a nationally known style consultant, and while on campus, she led discussion groups for both men and women.

Frazier Hunt, noted world correspondent, author, and radio commentator, spoke on Manchester College campus on March 3. Mr. Hunt was formerly a citizen of North Manchester. On Feb. 20. Carol Brice, acclaimed young Negro contralto visited Manchester. Miss Brice has been highly praised by her audiences and critics alike.

The Juniata College A Cap-pella choir presented a twenty minute radio program of sacred music on Feb. 19. Rehearsals have not started for Handel’s Messiah. The Messiah is presented as a part of Juniata’s commencement exercises in the spring.

On the evening of March 11. the Janet Bush Opera Quartet presented scenes from “Faust” and “Sampson and Delilah” to Bethel College students. The members of this famous mixed quartet are all from the opera stage.

Leslie Anne Arrives

The following announcement recently made its rounds of the College Campus:

A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING BILL’S COURT Produced by Anne and Bill Hobbs Cast of Characters

King Bill .................... Bill Hobbs

Queen Anne ............ Anne Hobbs

Connecticut Yankee ............Les

lie Anne, 8 lbs. 2 oz.

Scene 1 ................The hills of

Connecticut, King and Queen meet.

Time: March 31, 194 5

Wedding of the King and Queen

Scene II ................The    Plains of

Kansas, Arrival of the Connecticut Yankee

Time: 1:50 P. M.. March 5, 1947 Presented at McPherson County Hospital

Directed by Dr. Vaughn C. Price

Professor:    “Every    time I

breathe someone passes into eternity.”

Friend: “Try cloves.”

Shultz Wins First Prize

Russell Shultz won first prize of $7.50 in the local peace oration contest held at the church Sunday evening. Elsie Schnorr was second, netting a prize of $5.00 and Theora Hardy and was third winning $2.50.

Miss Schnorr and Mr. Shultz will go to Salina next week to represent the college in the State Peace Contest which will be held there in connection with the State Debate Tournament.

What's Your Name?

(Continued from Page One)

things half-heartedly. Dixie started on the right path, and her brothers Dean, Duane and John are here this year. Another large farmily group is composed of one sister and three brothers,

Doris, Russell, Don and Irven. In addition to these Iowa Sterns, their cousin Dave from Minnesota makes the total five. Not to be outdone, the Ikenberry clan has increased to four, Susan, Ernest, Leona, and Betty.

None of those names are suitable? We’ll go on, then. Three brothers from Nebraska; Bob, John and Wendell Burkholder, play important roles in the activities of the college. Barbara Burkholder, who is not their sister, is a talented college player, living in McPherson. Irvin and Elvin Wolf still claim Eula their family group, although she has changed her name to Lucore. Orrin Wolfe says he is no relation to the others. You might call him the “lone wolf.” Row-ena, Byron and Helen Fisher from Idaho, and Verlyn Fisher of McPherson, make that name a familiar one, too.

Other common names to Mac students include, Goering, Bowman. Nordling, Mohler, Merkey, Rogers and Keim. Are you still looking for an easy-to-remember name? You should be able to choose from the assortment we’ve given you. But, after all, changing your name is a complicated procedure, and Hapsiga Guggen-heimer does sound quite distinguished. Why not just keep it?

Campus Chaos

by Helen Stover

B.’’ inside?

Students whether full or empty are leaving their meal tickets with Miss Wine—or was it the tickets, whether full or empty?

This may seem out of date by now, but did you know that Don-nis (ex ed) Wampler, L. C. Schnorr, Bert Mohler, and Robert Simonton wrote love (?) notes to each other all during one of the discussions of the conference!

Heard in English: “Bromine, when it gets old, stinks. Therefore, a bromidic person stinks.” If you don’t see anything funny in this, look it up in the dictionary. Then, if you still don’t see anything funny about it, go to Rothrock and ask him why he never censors this column!

Or, you might ask Simonton, bless his little pointed head, why he never cuts his own name. He is so madly in love with it, in spite of all the maddening things I do to it.

I wonder if anyone ever reads this column. If so, why don’t you tell me. Remember, if you want your name in print, just see me and I will see what I can do.

Bill Albright has reached a sad mental state and we would like to suggest that the legislature should adjourn if we are not to have a mental case on our hands. It seems that the other night he was half asleep as he asked his roommate, “What time is it Elaine?







Two McPherson boys were in poria. The ten high scorers:

Cagers Win Final Game

Dogs Trounce Bethany In Dedication Game

The Bulldogs won the final game of the season with the Swedes from Bethany March 10. The final score was 45-33. This was a non-conference game and had no effect upon the loop standing of either team. The new temporary gymnasium at Bethany was dedicated by this game.

Bethany offered little threat during the game. McPherson took a lead near the beginning and maintained it all the way. The score at the half was 26 to 18. Each team had previously defeated the other once.

Karl Kasey, the Bulldog center, took high individual scoring honors. by scoring 17 points. Vance Carlson, also of McPherson, was close behind with 13 points. Bethany’s high was Fisher, a forward, who made 11 points.

The team, coach, and college officials of Macollege were entertained after the game by Bethany at a dinner at a downtown cafe. There the game and season were discussed from all angles.

Deforpch Leads Second Round

The second round of the boy’s Intra-mural league will come to a close this week, or the first part of next week, with all the teams finishing their schedule. The winner of the second half will play the winner of the first half for the league championship.

The standings of the teams and scores of this week’s games show Deforpch in the lead again with four wins and no losses. The standings and results:

Deforpch 33, Quinter 18, Quinter 37, Chicks 27, Dunkard Tech 44, Sad Sacks 24, Chicks 40, Sad Sacks 38. Deforpch 36, Dunkard Tech 23. Tri-State 31, Hoodlums 27. Quinter 21, Tri-State 20. Deforpch 34, Chicks 20.

Individual Sports

Tuesday evening from 6:30 to 7:30, seven girls again had an enjoyable evening in Individual Sports. At the present time, badminton is the most attractive feature. Of course, most of the girls are not very skilled in the sport, but they had a lot of fun trying to hit the birdie over the net instead of some other direction.

The girls that participated this week were:    Ruth Davis, Masa

Nakamura, Nina Kagarice, Donna Bowman, Betty Lou Jamison, Marianna Stinnette and Lois Frantz. Any of these girls can tell you what an enjoyable time they had and they hope that more girls will come to the gym at 6:30 next Tuesday.

Eleven girls reported for Individual Sports Tuesday night. They were Bowman, Jamison. Frantz, Kagarice, Rolfs, Stinnette. (Finfrock, Saylor, Brubaker, Williams. and Davis.

They played badminton and ping-pong.

There will be one more regular meeting and two make-up meetings.

Outing Club

Wednesday evening. Outing girls went on a "Penny” hike. By flipping the penny, they decided on which direction to turn at the next corner.

There will he one more regular meeting next Wednesday evening. It will be a Hobo Supper Hike.

Those that are active are Snow-berger, Bowman, Slifer, Mohler, Nakamura. Lehman. Stinnette, Ward, Coppock, Kagarice, Hamer. Finfrock, Oberst, Williams, Crist,' and Petefish.

Those who will need to attend the meeting next Wednesday night to be active are Roll's, Bur-ger, Jamison, Davis, Lucore, Wampler, and Schnorr.

Track Meets Scheduled

Coach Hayden has scheduled at least two meets for the track squad, besides the conference meet. On April 12 the Emporia State Relay meet will be held with McPherson planning to enter several teams. On May 3 Kansas Wesleyan has invited Bethany and McPherson to Salina for a triangular meet. Men who are interested in track must begin to report regularly for work-outs. There are plenty of events open if you are interested in going out for the sport.

Irick First In Scoring Honors

Markham and Carlson Among Top Ten

The hotly-contested Kansas Conference scoring race came to a close this last week with Jimmy Irick, Baker’s flashy forward, at the top of the heap. Irick finished the 12 game conference schedule with a total of 163 points for an average of 13.58 points per game.

Heard In Chapel

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March 12
Wieand Talks On Omnipresent God

Dr. A. C. Wieand, an alumnus and former faculty member of this college, founder and first president of Bethany Biblical Seminary. writer and minister spoke to the students, faculty, and guests in chapel Wednesday morning.

A person who is present is someone who can be seen, heard, and touched, someone who a person can get help from or someone who can be helped. Can God be seen, heard, or touched? Can he see, hear, touch, help a person? When a person wishes to hear a radio program he tunes in on the program he wishes to hear. When the President of the United States wishes to speak to the people of his country, he speaks over the air and they tune in on their radios. Is a radio receiving set more sensitive than human souls? Mr. Wieand says that it is not.

Each and every person should get the best receiving set they can and tune in on God. The root of sin is rebellion against God when they refuse to tune in to him and listen to his word.

In conclusion Dr. Wieand states that he leaves McPherson College with this deepest wish; That all will learn how to tune in on God.

Wanted at Iowa State:    The

formula for the white paint used on the campus walks at homecoming. Ben W. Schafer, superintendent of the physical plant, wishes he knew what kind of paint was used to raise enthusiasm that week end because it has resisted the weather better than some of the paint he can get. It is not to be expected, however, that those in possession of the formula will publicize the fact.

the upper ten as Markham tied Rush of Ottawa for seventh place and Carlson was ninth.

Turner, husky center on the championship Ottawa Braves' team, showed the most accuracy from the field in scoring 63 field goals. However, Turner had a poor record from the free-throw line which pulled his game average down to fifth place in the standings. Irick of Baker was hottest on charity tosses with 47.

The season’s high scoring record for one game went to Blaine Rush of Ottawa, who tallied 2 4 points against the College of Em-

Dear Mac,
From Simpson

The following is an excerpt from a letter written to Charlotte Carter by her twin brother, Herb who is attending Simpson College in Iowa.

"McPherson looked good to night. They are a great team and a credit to the school (that was for publication). All serious though, they really had Simpson on the run. I saw Kasey and had a nice chat with him. It’s people like that that are really going to be a big success.

"Simpson rather enjoyed the tatoo on Markham's leg. What’s the idea, anyway?”

Contest For College
Wit and Humor

In the late spring a publication will come out that will be written by the college students and printed especially for these students, under the sponsorship of the Survey of College Wit and Humor, Tiffin, Ohio. Any humorous items that have appeared in the Spectator will be eligible for inclusion in this publication. The book bearing the best of these pieces will be published in April.

There has been quite a stir about the Markham, Unruh case. By playing in the local VFW tourney they have been declared temporarily ineligible. This made it impossible for them to play against Bethany Monday night.. As to their ineligibility for next year, nothing definite can be said until the conference meeting in May. There the conference will make the decision as to how long they will be ineligible.

With local college basketball at an end, attention is turned to the State High School tournament. The Mac High Bullpups failed to make the grade this year. In fact the only local team in the tournaments is Inman in the Class B.

However, many "Home Town” teams are in and consequently interest runs high.

The Kansas Conference track meet is scheduled for May 19. Interest seems to lag, except for the fellows who work out daily, when it comes to track. Track has never been the colorful sport for the spectators that football and basketball have but nevertheless the cindermen need plenty of encouragement so any help you can give the track squad will be welcomed.

Lawyer: "It would be better for you if you had a good alibi. Think hard now. Did anyone see you at the time of the crime?" Client: "Fortunately, no."