VOL. XXI

Student Council Adopts Budget

Plan Distribution Of Activity Money For Coming Semester Approved

Will Spend $650

Athletics and Spectator Allotted Highest Expenditures

The Student Council met a few nights ago and adopted a budget for the first semester- You the regular-ly enrolled students of McPherson College have each paid an activity fee of $2.50 at the Business Office, the proceeds of which are administered by your elected representatives in the Student Council. It is only right that you should he aware of the use to which this fund Is put.

The budget as adopted follows:

Spectator 20 per cent $ 130.00, Athletics 35 per cent $227.50, Debate 11.54 per cent $75.00. Dramatics 4.62 per cent $30.00. Tennis 2.30 per cent $15.00. Music 3.08 per cent $20.00 Women's Council 2.30 per cent $15.00, Student Christian Move. 3.85 per cent $25.00. Student Union room Depreciation Reserve 5.38 per cent $35.00. General Expenses 11.93 per cent $77.50. Totals 100 per cent $650.00.

To restate these same figures in a more understandable way. 50 cents of your $2.50 goes to the Spectator, 87 cents assures you admission to athletic events, 28 ^1/2 cents is your Interest In the debate program of the school, 11 cents allows you to attend the Dramatic events sponsored by the Play Production Class, 5^1/2 cents maintains the tennis courts for your use, 7 ^1/2 cents permits you to hear certain musical recitals on the campus, 5 ^1/2 cents indicates your support of the work of the Women's Council. 10 cents helps defray the expenses of the social program sponsored by the S. C. M. for the entire student body, 13 cents will be reserved to cover depreciation of the furniture in the student union room and 32 cents covers other expenses of the Council. Let us now consider these separate items In detail.

The Spectator receives 50 cents from each regularly enrolled student as a sort of subscription fee. Last year this publication closed the year with a deficit of $300.00. The constitution requires that the Student Council assume this debt. It is ob-viously impossible for the Council to include this matter in the budget at the curtailment of other parts of the regular program. An agreement has been reached that any profit of the Spectator this year will apply on the debt, and any surplus in the Council treasury will also he used to help defray this obligation. In this connection it may be stated that the financial conditions of the Spectator is very satisfactory to date and if present conditions continue, some surplus will accrue.

Athletics takes the largest portion of the Student Council Funds. Both the 20 per cent of the Spectator and this 35 per cent Item of the Athletic Board carry over into the second semester and apply to the funds then to be distributed also. We trust that you support athletics just as actively by your attendance and participation as you do financially through the activity fee.

The Forensic program this year includes application for membership in Pi Kappa Delta, national forensic fraternity. It therefore demands a somewhat increased budget figure. You will notice that it receives $75.00 the first semester: It will receive $176.00 the second semester, making a total of $250,00. The Student Council encourages you to get your moneys worth out of the forensic program of the school. Attend debates and oratorical contests, participate in them if able, show interest comparably with your financial support.

Dramatics, receiving $30.00 the first semester, will receive $20.00 in all probability the second semester.

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Brethren Conf. Here Oct 15-18

District Delegates Meet Here

Over Week-End; Funder-burg Principal Speaker

Delegates of Brethern churches throughout the Southwest Kansas district conference will meet In McPherson for a four-day conference beginning Friday evening. The local First Church of the Brethren will he host church to the delegates and the committee on arrangements is now ready to entertain a large gathering of men and women.

Rev. C. Ernest Davis, pastor of the local Brethren church, is district moderator and he will preside at the business meeting to be held Monday morning at 8:15 o'clock. In the church.

The business session will Include the election of district officers of the church and also elect delegates to the general conference of the church to bo held next June. Educational conference will also be held in which McPherson college will bo taken into consideration.

Next Sunday will be missionary Sunday at the district conference and a special missionary offering will be taken- The entire offering will he to Rev. Frank Crumpacker for his missionary work in China.

Several speakers from over the state and one from the general headquarters of the church at Elgin. HI, will be present for the four-day conference. The Illinois speaker will be Dr. D. I). Funderburg. who is a member of the national Brethren missionary hoard. Dr. Funderburg will speak twice during the conference. once during the Saturday morning session and then Sunday morning.

Delegates and gusets numbering

between 150 and 200 are expected from outside of McPherson for the four-day conference. The local church Is making arrangements to handle the large attendance and un Interesting program has been outlined.

This evening at seven o'clock, members of the Monitor church in Conway will present a play. "Lost Church" to delegates attending tie-conference and college students.

This dramatic production is the same one which was used during the fiftieth anniversary celebration at the Monitor. It was then so successful that Pres. Schwalm invited them here for a performance.

In addition to the play, special musical numbers are Included on the program. The main events will finished

in time for the football game between Baker University and McPherson College Bulldogs.

Couch Astle has announced that the boy's intramural program will begin next week. Probably touch football will be the first sport organize,

although basketball may be played If the weather does not permit touch football.    *

In addition to these sports, athletic recreation of various sorts will be included on the program, in the

spring Coach Astle will make a

definite announcement concerning

further plans which he may have for

intramurals.

Hu is anxious for every boy who does not participate in varsity athletics to play in some type Of Intramural sport.

Don Barngrover. Chet Johnston. Harold Mohler. David McGill. Kurtis Naylor, Boh Weigand. Dan Zook, and "Tony" Voshell have been selected as intramural leaders and will direct Individual teams.

Some degree of protection against the virus of sleeping sickness is afforded by the blood serum of an individual who had the disease in 1933. Dr G. O Brown, of the St. Louis University School of Medicine has found.

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McPherson Group Has Largest $3 Series In U. S.; Great Artists Included

Begin In November

Membership Card Also Admits Bearer To

Five Newton Programs

McPherson has scored once more and gained a new type of fame this time with its McPherson Cooperative Concert Association.

It was announced Saturday that tills organization, with Its 983 membership. was the largest cooperative concert association of its kind In the entire United States. This state-ment was made by Mr. Eastman Boomer. New York City, representative of the Columbia Concert Corporation under whose sponsorship the

local organization held Its membership

campaign last week.

Saturday afternoon the artists' committee of the local Association met with Mr. Boomer, and Mr. Joel Lay. also a Columbia Concert Corporation representative, and chose the artists who will appear on the concert series in McPherson this winter. The artists selected include: Miss Rose Bampton mezzo soprano of the Metropolitan Opera Company. She is an American signer of unusual artistry and charm: Santa De Prime,

a dramatic tenor. for whom it predicted he will become one of the world's greatest tenors of that type; Malcom and Goddin, a duo-piano team, whose success at the

Indianapolis musical meeting this spring speaks for their skill and popularity. These two men are of Toronto, Canada; and a harp-cello concert, with Miss Mildred Dilling. the world's foremost woman harpist, appearing with Marcel Hubert, noted cellist.

In addition to this program, McPherson Cooperative Concert Association membership cards will admit their bearer to the programs at Newton thin winter The Newton series

will open Oct. 29 when Joseph Beatonelli. lyric tenor of the Metropolitan Opera Co appears there. Other Newton numbers will be the Russian Imperial singers, Citania. dancer, who appears in concert with Stephen Hero. violinist. Dalles Frantz well known pianist, and Panvini and Mayo, an operatic duo.

The McPherson concerts will begin about the middle of November.

Prof. Nevin Fisher. Prof, Lauren Crawford. Miss Della Lehman, Miss Fern Lingenfelter. Miss Frances

Campbell. Miss Margaret Fry. Wayne

Albright, and Dan Zook were college representatives who aided In the membership campaign

The Bethany Sweedes are anxiously

awaiting the annual grid classic with their neighboring school. Kansas Wesleyan University of Salina After an inspiring 33-12 victory over Bethel college last Thursday night, new hopes have arisen in the Swede camp

With no injuries and their fiery quarterback. Ireland again in the lineup, echoes will resound far and wide when these two enemies clash. The game begins tonight at 8 o'clock on the Bethany gridiron

Eastern grid officials will have to go into training If they expect to work any eastern college games this fail They must produce a physician’s certificate attesting perfection of sight, hearing and general condition.

A civil engineer, 39 years old, who decided he should have been a doctor, has enrolled at Tulane University for the six-year medical course, including a year of premedicine four of medicine

and one year as interne. He entered

the school as a Junior in the arts and science;

Known oil reserves of the United States will last only 40 years at the present rate of consumption.

Lindgrcn Ranks High

Alvin Lindgren, recent McPherson College debater, now a student at Garrett Bibical Institute. Northwestern University, recently ranked first in the entrance examination in Eng lish composition. One hundred first year students, graduates of ninety colleges, took the test. Of the other tests taken in other subjects, Mr. Lindgren was in the upper group in all of them. Congratulations are due to Mr. Lindgren for his recent achievement In upholding the traditions for scholarship of McPherson College.

Rev. Kaiser Speaks To S.C.M. Members

Recommends Bible Reading, Prayer, Stewardship For Christian Youth

Rev. Kaiser, pastor of the McPherson Christian church, spoke on "What Christ would tell the youth of today", in a general meeting at the S. C. M. Tuesday morning.

One of the first things Christ would tell youth of today would be to search the scriptures for therein Is eternal life. "Youth". said Rev. Kaiser, "needs a textbook of life as much as for any school subject." Chris recommended the scriptures of the Old Testament scriptures for their record of laws and historical value But in addition ho would recommend the New Testament for It is the story of the trials and turmoils of Christ's life so like the doubts of modern youth In regard to life and religion

Rev Kaiser suggested that a second message from Crist would be to find a language is which pray. Praying is a Christ given language and must be spoken that God will understand. One should be alone while praying and trival thoughts be put out of the mind. There Is an art in talking to God and a distinct value to be gained

Youth needs a friend, someone to be a companion, to be confided in. someone staonged than any physical friend. Youth can trust Christ to be that friend The lessons he taught have been proved and can be depended upon.    *

Another message    from Christ

would be to "Go ye into all the world". Modern youth is in need of a task This message which Christ gave to the youth of his day might well be carried out in peace, equality of men. and social problems.

In closing Rev. Kaiser Suggested that these lour messages bo bound together, a textbook of the Bible. a language to pray. Christ as a personal friend, and a task to perform. Make these the program of your life. -This is Christ's Message to youth-

Astles In Accident

Coach and Mrs. Pierce Astle and family were cut and bruised last Friday morning when their car turned over on US50S tour miles east of Strong City. They were enroute to Ottawa with the McPherson college football team when the accident happened.

Mrs. Astle suffered a laceration on

her forehead and one of their two sons,Dickie had a cut on his Jaw The other son and Coach Astle were shaken up and bruised hut none of them suffered any serious injuries.

Coach Astle said he was going east when a car ahead of him pulling a

trailer, turned north off the highway,

Aslte's car collided into the side of the other auto and turned over The car was damaged.

The Injured people were taken ^Emporia where they Joined the members of the McPherson football team. The team was in a large bus. Mrs. Astle continued to Ottawa in the bus with the team.

The British gallon is approximately 20 per cent larger than the corresponding United States gallon.

NUMBER FIVE

Canine-Baker Battle Here

McPherson Clashes With Conference Opponent Tonight At 8:30

Tonight on the gleig-lighted greesward of the College field, the Bulldogs will clash with the Baker Wildcats In an Important conference battle. Pre-game comparisons Indicate a close, evenly fought game.

Coach Astle observed the Baker-C. of E. game and has prepared the squad for Coach Liston's stylo of offence

and defense. The Methodist aggregation has a slight weight advantage, but only eight veterans are Included on the squad.

Again McPherson is plagued by a few minor injuries. L. York, M. Seidel, and Robertson have been favoring injuries In leg muscles sod hips. However. Robertson and Seidel will probably start the oucounter tonight and York may play before the final whistle Is blown.

"Tennessee Terrier" McGill and "Tony” Voshell were back in practice

and will add strength to their respective positions, end and fullback. Both were injured In previous games and were unable to practice before.

linker dropped games to Rock-burst and Southwestern early In the season, then recovered to eke out a Victory over College of Emporia 3-0.

The Canines, of course, will attempt to snap their losing streak and make the Wildcats their first victim.

The probable starting lineups as

announced by Coaches Astle and Liston are:

Chaperones Strict In Texas

Austin,    Texas—(ACP)—"Prim”

was the adjective applied to coeds back in the 1890's—at least by the masculine contingent at the University of Texas.

Coeds now. with their impatience with the 11 p.m. curfew In force on the campus, are a far cry from earlier sisters who were bold even to attend a coeducational school.

Here are a few of the regulations concerning that Incredible creature, the "prim” coed:

1.    It was extremely Improper to be seen walking, on an afternoon. In the park with a masculine fellow

student.

2.    The height In refined entertainment consisted In getting together a few guitars and mandolins., some members of the girls glee-club, a few

very few sterling young men. plenty of chaperones including the dean of women, chartering a boat and going for an afternoon cruise up the river. And it meant home by sunset!

3.    Girls who were invited to eat at the "ladies table" in the men's dining hall were accompanied by the dean of women.

4.    Young men and women were kept apart except on a few gala

occasions, when the chaperones took their duties seriously.

Bulldog Football Schedule

Kearney 24    McPherson    0

Hastings 33    McPherson    0

Ottawa 29    McPherson    0

Baker, here tonight Bethel, there Oct. 21. Bethany. here. Oct. 29.

College of Emporia, here. Nov. 5. Haskell, there. Nov.11. (Armistice)

Kansas Wesleyan, there. Nov, 25 (Thanksgiving)

Sterling, there. Nov. 20 ("B" Team game

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Around Washington

Why I Condem War

By Marvin Cox

(Associated Collegiate Press Cor.)

The University of Texas claims the distinctions of having the only self-supporting student union in the country.

Dr. Burton Metzler was a guest speaker at a district church conference at Kansas City, Saturday and Sunday.

In a world of ceaseless wonder where we have become blase yet credulous to the endless astounding truths; still we find it difficult to believe, without reservation, the following paragraphs. (This letter, written to his mother by Joseph Ellsworth Farthington, Ill., is reprinted here with his permission.) We may summarise our skepticism in there words: Can you Imagine? —Editor's note.

Dear Mother,

I have tasted the academic lotus and have no desire to return home. The pleasant dreaminess strangely disappears at study hours, and I accomplish incredulous amounts of work. Still I am not depressed by the morbidness of my surroundings, for I am too absorbed with my work. I use the descriptive "morbid” not through personal conviction or ob-servation, but only because of the frequency that I hour dissatisfied laments from my fellow students in the brief periods of metamorphosis I experience between the langorous indolence which the lotus induces and the daily intermissions of accelerated mental absorbtion.

I am living, according to my confreres, in a sort of mono-Utopia. They have in nowise prevailed upon me to enter the admittedly drear existence which hoy live nor have they succeeded In depriving me of the rosy spectrum which allegedly afreets my vision. I am quite happy having no desire but to continue life here indefinitely. I understand, however, that I shall be expelled in four years. I console myself with the hope that another similar institution may endure me beyond that time.

Another source of great pleasure to me is the personnel of our faculty —particularly those pedagogues in whose classes I am enrolled. Sometimes entertaining, sometimes stimulating, inevitably interesting, the instructors lecture, and frequently a one of thought is iniated, which might profitably continue for hours. The whistle rudely interrupts our cerebral concentration at disconcerting fifty minute intervals so that one's concisions mast continually be arrived at prematurely. Incidentally, my sedulous endeavor seems to be bearing the proverbial fruit. The frequent tests which are the recognized canons of mental development have thus far yielded nothing but A's which I understand means "acme”.

Most of the students are already anticipating with eagerness the approach or the Thanksgiving holidays. I, on the other hand, know that my departure will be watered with tears of sorrow and my return watered with tears of joy. Please do not imagine, Mother, that the fire of my filial love has flickered and died; it is unquenchable—eternal. I am devotee of a philosophy of education; I have learned what others may learn, sorrowfully in their be-latedness, four years hence. "Learning maketh a man fit company for himself." Furthermore, it one cannot get along happily in his own company, he is scarcely "fit company" for anyone else. The conclusion of the premise is, then, that education is the means by which one effects a proper adjustment to so-ciety.

Affectionately,

Your son Joseph

never done. For decades posterity will labor under the burden of debt. For decades posterity will reap the bitter harvest of another's sowing.

I condemn war. Not because I

know fear; not because my church sanctions peace; not because I have signed a non-combatant pledge; nor because I am unwilling to sacrifice. My condemnation is not a lack of patriotism, loyalty, or allegiance to my country. My position has not been dictated; it has resulted from a series of individual inductions and deductions.

I condemn war, because I am firmly convinced of the soundness of my own logic. I condemn war for its inherent injustice and its inseparable wrong. I condemn war, because my moral convictions forbid me to approbate it.

W. L. S.

Student organizations at the University of North Carolina have banned the hectic "big apple."

Some said the floor on which most student dances are held was too frail to withstand the stomping.

But the chief reason seemed to be, as one boy expreseed it: "The stu-: dents are just getting fed up on the, big apple."

Cow-education is the word for it,^; it seems, at Eastern New Mexico Junior College. Bowie is helping put several youths through school. Bringing their cows to the campus, they are selling milk to pay expenses.

A brain institute which will make Washington the world capital for the study of the grains of animals and humans is being established at Georgetown University.

For the benefit of young fathers, the University of California has completed a schedule of baby's crying habits which may enable parents to arrange their away-from-home programs. After the first month there is a 4-month lull when father may safely stay at home. After that there is about a year when baby's vocal cords get plenty of exercise.

Serologic tests for veneral disease were recommended for new students at universities by Dr. R. A. Vander-lehr of the Public Health Service. Discovery of the diseases would not be a basis of refusing admission to a student.

School officials believe it will save at least four days in placement work and a great deal of wear and tear on professors, instructors and student graders.

joined with Western and. as a result. 25.000 high school students here are forming an organization to foster sane driving practices.

So, the death of these two college students, may result in the saving of many other lives of students.

American collage students are going to familiarize themselves with the problems of other nations. If the program of the International Student Service and the National Student Federation, a cooperative American organization, materializes, more more more more more more

At the 188 International Assembly In Nice last summer, the following program for American students was agreed upon:

1.    a conference of Canadian-Ameri-can college editors to be held at the University of Chicago this fall.

2.    a conference on "Academic Freedom In the United Status," scheduled for the spring of 1938

3- a conference between American and Puerto Rican students on the topic "Puerto Rico's Struggle for Independence," sometime within the next year.

4. an Inter-American conference of university students of North and South America at which political, social and economic problems of the two continents will be discussed by students.

The ISS since the advent of Hitler has been aiding exiled German students to establish themselves in other nations.

This year more students will enter colleges and universities than ever before in the history of this nation, according to the U. S. Office of Education. About 1,250,000 students are in college this fall.

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Larsen was certainly put on the spot at the party Saturday night. Philip Myers, who already knew the "catch' of “It.” approached Larsen and said, "Is it a girl"? ‘"Fraid so." quickly retorted Harold. "Do you like ’it"'? the persistent Phil asked. "Yes. I guess," was the answer. Vera sat on his right.

"The Gathering of the Nuts" was an excellent portrayal of the intended play. The Grandmother Clock did exceedingly well in hiding her face and Oliva, the picture, said she tried to look pretty since she was to be a beautiful adornment. Remember what Lyle said to her when she leaned against the wall?"—"you make a nice wall flower, Olive."

Some one ought to tell those misinformed grocery clerks at the Atlantic and Pacific store that they are laboring under a false delusion—the customer who buys from Ira Milton almost every Saturday is not his sister.

At last we changed tables! I'd like to become better acquainted with everyone and a re-arrangement of the dining hall seating more frequently would facilitate this wide friendship.

Would It have been wise to have sent a secret service agent with Nace, Kingsley and Bower? The question was merely raised.

I like—Lucile Cole's haircut; Marian Kreuger's soothing voice; the new coiffure of Esther Metz; that sleek, black hair of Verda Grove; that ruddy complexion of "Snow-shoes;" Phil Myers' life at a party. Mr. and Mrs. Breen's upholstered armchair; the dripping atmosphere of last Friday night; and the sound of a train these crisp mornings.

The novel class thinks the rest of us would be missing some of the

spicy things of life if Miss Smyth's conjectures were not retold. Lenore Shirk commented on the method of giving bonk reports. After the criticism Miss Smyth took a big sigh and uttered. "Oh. you crush me." fore reading a bit from one of the old novels. Miss Smyth explained. "This is almost too sentimental to read aloud " Indeed, it was.! Luckily, the actual proposal was cut from the book she was reading.

Old Man Winter is certainly puffing his cold breath at us these last few days.

Oh. for a camera! Mis* Warner and Miss Lehman decided they needed a diversion from work so two bicy-cles were obtained. Soon Miss Lehman began to puff and puff, and to add to the difficulty the chain kept slipping. Finally it came off and both stopped. Miss Warner, while fixing the chain, noticed that the tires had both been flat Now. picture Miss Lehman bicycling three miles buck to town with two flat tires. Is it any wonder she puffed?

"Foxy." you ought to change your betting policy. You'd better bet on the one you think will win, not the one you'd like to see come out ahead Discomfort must have been experienced as you sat on that cold ground. a chain around your neck and leg. padlocked to that cement bench.

Such popularity can't he denied! Jean Meyer, a freshie girl, had four boys go through the belt line on her birthday—and the year has sent begun. Diehl, it looks as it you're "tops" now.

What are we going to do tonight? Beat Baker, of course! Learn those yells, freshies; brush up on them, upperclassmen and let's make the heavens resound with the glories of our football team.

Add new ways of gate-crashing: Sophmores at Purdue rode down the Union dumbwaiter in order to gain admittance to the freshman mixer in the Union ballroom. And then were ejected.

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The Council need not encourage you to attend plays, you will do that without encouragement.

Tennis revives a probable total of $50.00 for the entire year. This bud-get figure includes upkeep only and is based upon recent past experience. The proposal that the tennis courts should he resurfaced has received the attention of the Council, but we feel you will recognize the impracticality of attempting to accomplish this through the regular budget channels. Some special effort will be necessary if anything definite is done in this direction.

The Music budget of $20.00 for the entire year is used to defray the expenses of certain recitals on the campus to which all students are invited. Here again we urge you to avail yourselves of the opportunities which you have made possible through your financial assistance.

The Women’s Council is filling an unique place on the campus and receives a grant of $15.00 for the entire year

The Student Christian Movemen' reaches all students on the campus through the social events sponsored by that organization. Because of this general value, the Council has this year alloted them $25.00 for their social program for the year. Again we feel that you will no doubt avail yourself of these privileges, in fact we have seen you do so at the watermellon feed and more recent parties.

The furniture in the Student Union Room is subject to wear and tear every day of the year. In a few years, at most, the furniture will be worn out and obsolete. The council is this year establishing a Depreciation Reserve to which $70.00 will probably be contributed this year. This amount will be placed in a separate savings account at the bank so that these funds will remain in-tact until some disposition is made of them. Although we realize that this amount is insufficient, the Council considers it a step in the direction of sane administration.

The General Expense item for the first semester is necessarily large because the expense of publication of the Student Handbooks falls due in this period. Other expenses included in this classification are; stationary, printing ballots, flowers for shut-ins and funerals, and the purchasing of awards to be given at the end of the year. This burget item allows for the day to day running expenses of the Student Council.

You will notice that the items for Music, the Women's Council, and the S. C. M. are allotments for the entire year but included in whole in the budget for the first semester. The other items will have allotments in the budget of the second semester. The estimated total income of $650, is a very conservative figure. Any excess received above this amount will be distributed among the Spec-tator, Athletics, and a Surplus account on the basis of 20 per cent 35 per cent, and 45 per cent respectively.

We hope you now understand where your money goes. Any Student Council member will be glad to discuss the budget with you in greater detail.

"All freshmen must ask permission of a member of the Student Court for every date," This new ruling elicited groans of despair from freshmen at Midland College, Fremont, Nebraska.

To everyone's surprise the dish proved extremely popular—in fact the cook dashed In and recovered a large piece for himself.

At the Syracuse University they have—or rather had—a real fraternity man. In his enthusiasm for the life of a "Greek" he pleged and was initiated into two different organi-zation.

Apparently the dual affiliation met with complications, for both Alpha Sigma Phi and Sigma Phi Epsilon, the victims, found that he had brought them probation with the Interfraternity Council. Now the enthusiast, a tackle on the football squad, is concentrating his efforts on the gridiron again minus two pins.

They have clever frosh at Indiana University.

The tough lieutenant was addressing his men after the first long grind around the parade ground. "All those who feel unable to march around again step forward."

All the lads except one freshie stepped ahead. The "looie" looked at him and commented. "Well I'm glad I have one man that likes to march."

"Say, lieutenant. I'm so plum tuckered I can't even take that step forward." came the weak voice front the

rear.

Wellesley, Mass.    (ACP) Socra

tes' classic admonition. “Know thy self" is being taken seriously by Wellesley College.    Young women

who entered the school for the first time this fall were given four tests arranged to make them review their own attributes and consult their own experience.

Two of the tests have been used since 1932; two were given for the first time this fall. Following are some of the controversial statements and questions, from the alternatives of which the students are asked in indicate a personal preferance, included in one of the test:

Inventory” which asks the student

if she blushes easily, makes new friends easily, finds it difficult to get rid of salesmen, is troubled with the idea that people on the street are watching her. The resulting answers indicate any tendencies toward developed neuroses and psychoses.

Albuquerque, N. M,—(ACP)—— “Good risk" among the students at the University of New Mexico may continue their education by borrowing money from local banks at low rates of interest.

Tom Popejoy, executive assistant to the president said. "Students are receiving the maximum of credit at the lowest rale from all the local banks. Approximately a hundred students have already taken advantage of these student loans."

The plan of allowing students to borrow from the local bank is now in its second year here and, according to university officials, it is working satisfactorily. The University of New Mexico is one of the few univer-sities in the United States whose stu-

dents are receiving help from com-

mercial bankers.    

Evanston, Ill. (ACP) development of a mechanical "inner ear" to help deaf and deaf-blind persons to learn to speak was announced recently at Northwestern University.

Dr. Louis D. Goodfellow of the psychology department devised the new "ear" and named it the Gault multi-tactor, for Dr. Robert H. Gault, pro- fessor of psychology at Northwestern and director-general of the American  Institute for the deaf-blind.

The device translates sound into vibrations, so the subject, unable to hear, can get the "feeling” of sounds and by association, team to produce them.

The machine contains thousands of strings which, its developer said, "analyse the human voice into its component tones, and this makes sound intelligible to the human mind.

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