FIVE LYCEUM NUMBERS IN THIS YEAR'S COURSE

Lloyd Douglas to be Here Oct.

30—Season Tickets to be Sold for One Dollar

LORADO TAFT HERE

Misner Players To Be One of Features—-Dell Has Charge

of Ticket Sale Here

The community lyceum course this year will consist of five numbers. The first number featuring Mr. Lloyd C. Douglas, author of the "Magnifi-cent Obession” will be here October 30. The price of the season tickets is one dollar.

This lyceum course is composed of all high class numbers. Lloyd Douglas is a minister, orator, novelist, and essayist. He is also the author of "Forgive Us Our Tresspasses.”

On December 13, Lorado Taft, distinguished sculptor, art critic, lecturer and author, will be here to speak. “Beauty in American Life” will be his subject."

A tronpe of actors sent out by the Misner School of Dramatics of Omaha is also scheduled. The high class Misner Players will give a play.

Charles E. Lofgren, personnel officer of the Byrd Expedition two years ago. will lecture here on the “Human Story or the Byrd Expedition." He will be here on January 24.

The Petrie Novelty Quintet will conclude the course by an appearance here on March 2.

With the exception of the Misner production all these numbers will be given in the Congregational church. The dramatic number will be given in the community auditor-ium.

The ticket sale is now underway and tickets may be purchased at the People's State Bank, Bixby, Lindsay and Co., Supt. R. W. Potwin, or Prof. S. M. Dell.

TWENTY-FIVE STUDENTS ATTEND ENGLISH TEA

Social To Be Monthly Affair For English Students

About twenty-five students of the English and modern language department were entertained at a tea Friday afternoon. October 13, at 3:30 o'clock in the Y. W. room.

Miss Della Lehman read the play, "The Barretts of Wimpole Street.” This is a most interesting English play based upon the romance of Robert Browning and Elisabeth Barrett.

Tea was poured by Miss Edith Mc-Gaffey. Members of the Shakespeare class acted as assistant hostesses.

It was planned to have a similar so-cial once a month for those interested in literature and language. Miss McGaffey will probably give a book review at the November meeting.

SCHWALM VISITS STERLING IN PRESIDENT’S INAUGURAL

Dr. Y. F. Schwalm represented McPherson college in the inaugural last Wednesday evening of the Rev. Hugh Alexander Kelsey. D. D., as president of Sterling college.

College officials from Kansas, Missouri, and Illinois participated in the program. The Rev. T. H. McMichael of Monmouth. III., gave the chief address. Chancellor E. H. Lindley of Kansas University also spoke.

FRESHMEN ENTERTAINED IN KID PARTY

The traditional freshman-senior kid party, in which the senior must entertain the freshman, was held last evening in the college gymnasium. The students came dressed as small children.

Immediately after 7:45 the students assembled in the center of the gymnasium where the freshman might shake hands with the lucky senior and win an all-day sucker.

The students were then divided into four groups where each was required to sing a nursery rhyme to the tune of some popular song.

Following this came the judging of costumes. The judges in this event were Dean F. A. Replogle, Irene Mason, and Sam Stoner. The winners in this contest were Spud Minear and Maxine Atchison. These two won a box of stick candy.

The regular program followed this. Wayne Carr sang a solo. Ada Brunk gave a reading, and Una Ring gave a toe dance. Carroll Koontz and Lois Edwards played a piano duet.

Four pictures were taken of the group.

Appropriate refreshments of ice cream, animal crackers, and suckers were served.

The committee in general charge of the program was made up of Wheeler Kurtz and Una Ring. Cor-inne Suter planned the games, Elizabeth and Robert Bowman planned the stunts and Corrine Bowers prepared the menu. Wheeler Kurtz acted as master of ceremonies.

Eight of Ten Books Received Are For Home Economics Students

Wednesday, Oct. 18—Paul Harris will speak to the International Relations Club at 2:30 in the Y. W. room, to the Rotary Club at 6:30 and to a public Katherine immediately afterwards.

Thursday. Oct. 19.—World Service Group meets at 6:30 p. m.

Friday, Oct 20—Baker football game here.

Tuesday. Oct. 24— Regular Y. M. and Y. W. meetings at 10:00 a. m. Monday, Oct. 30 --First lyceum number featuring Lloyd C. Douglas.

Eighteen Hold Valedictorian Scholarships—Salutatorians Also Get Reductions

Sixty McPherson college students are being aided in their college expenses by one of the five kinds of scholarships which McPherson col-lege offers. These scholarships range in value from one-half of tuition expenses to twenty dollars a semester.

Twenty-five of this number are taking advantage of scholarships offered to pastor's children. Only children whose parents are engaged in active work of the Brethren church are entitled to this scholarship, except in McPherson, where the denomination is disregarded. This scholarship has a value of one-third of all tuition expenses.

Three students have scholarships given to active ministers. This scholarship is worth one-half of the tuition. Eighteen students hold valedictorian scholarships, which is valued at twenty-five dollars per semester for the first two years after graduation. This scholarship is offered to students ranking first in their high school class.

Twelve people have salutatorian scholarships valued at twenty dollars a semester for the first two years after the student has finished high school. Students ranking second highest in their high school class are entitled to this scholarship.  Two students are being aided by music scholarships, of a total value of twenty-five dollars. This scholarship is offered to high school seniors winning the music contest sponsored by McPherson college every spring.

ORCHESTRA ATTENDANCE

RULING MADE

QUAD PICTURE SCHEDULE

1.    All seniors and Juniors should have sittings for photographer before Wednesday, October 25. Many pictures are already in: the remainder should be arranged for immediately.

2.    All sophomores whose last names begin with letters before M in the alphabet, are scheduled to pose for photos before Thursday, October 26.

3.    Proofs will be brought to you for your selection and approval by a "Quad" staff member. Make your selections as soon as possible and return the proof to the Staff member. This service is furnished only for those individuals who have pictures taken by Walker Studio, Quadrangle photographer.

4.    If the above schedule is unsatisfactory for some individuals, or if any student has questions, please make arrangements with Wheeler Kurts or Everett Fas-nacht; be sure you make some arrangement soon.

—The Quadrangle Staff.

COLLEGIATE DIGEST MAY SUPPLEMENT SPECTATOR

The Collegiate Digest, a rotogravure magazine has been added to list of papers on the exchange shelf, in the library.

This picture section contains news of the campuses of the nation. It is published by the Intercollegiate Press Association of which the Spectator is a member. The only compensation that the association asks is that pictures of our own campus be sent to them to be published.

There is a possibility that the picture section will be added to each copy of The Spectator.

FRESHMEN ENGLISH STUDENTS RANK HIGH

From Twenty-two Schools Reporting, M. C. Students Are Fourth

Of twenty-two schools who have reported their results of the freshmen English tests taken by students over the entire country this year, McPherson college freshmen ranked fourth. The results were compiled by the Emporia Teachers college and returned to the English department here.    

The M. C. students' percentage score exceeded that of 64.5% of the 3,217 students for whom scores were reported. Of the nine Kansas schools reporting, McPherson ranked first. The State Normal School at New Haven, Connecticut, was in first place, its score ranking 6.5% above the M. C. freshmen.

The scores in this test varied widely this year, and while all questions did not show the same degree of difficulty, no question was answered correctly by all the students. Six questions however, were answered correctly by 95% of the students. On the other hand two questions were answered correctly by less than 20% of the students.

MANY COLLEGE STUDENTS ACT AS ASSISTANTS

Several Earn Part of Expenses Working As Assistants or Secretaries

To Speak to International Relations Club at 2:30— Addresses Chapel

IN CHAPEL TONIGHT

Paul Harris, Jr., youth leader and a firm believer in the power of men to overcome obstacles to his improvement, is on the campus today. Through lectures and speeches, Mr. Harris imparts an enthusiasm and inspiration which he has acquired through wide experience and study.

Mr. Harris will speak this afternoon at 2:30 o'clock to the International Relations Club in the Y. W. room. At 6:15 he will speak to the city Rotary Club and at 7:45 a meeting will be held in the chapel. A joint meeting of the Y cabinets is being considered. The speaker is brought here under the auspices of the Y organizations of the campus.

Mr. Harris is the Director of the Youth Movement for the World Recovery, a younger pence movement encouraged by the National Council for the Prevention of War. This position requires a man whose outlook is youthful, but still has sagacity born of wide experience. He studied in the Kentucky State College and Vanderbilt and later on the National Stuff of the Boy Scouts of America. From 1927 to 1930 Mr. Harris be-came associated with several organizations whose purpose was the improvement of man.

The recommendation of the speaker by the state Y. M. C. A. secretary closes with the following statements: "In the last analysis, Paul Harris is not so much the director of-the Youth Movement for World Recovery as he is the imaginative force at the center of the Movement. He realizes that the enthusiasm of youth wants and needs more of the should-er-to-shoulder drive than of direction. He understands how to let youth take the initiative, once its imagination has been stirred." It is urged that students attend as many of the meetings as possible.

WORK BEGUN ON PLAYS IN EXPRESSION CLASS

To Be Given As Part of Annual Homecoming Program

The advanced expression class under the direction of Miss Della Lehman has begun work on two Oriental plays, "The Joy Lady." and "A Flower of Yoddo” which will bo presented Saturday evening, November 4, during Homecoming. "The Joy Lady" is also to be given Friday afternoon for the ladies of the community.

The parts are all to he taken by women, although there are several male characters.

The cast of "The Joy Lady," a Chinese play, is as follows: Mr. Hsu. a retired and impoverished mandarin of the old school, Velma Keller; Jasmine, his daughter, Maxine Ring: Blossom, her maid. Falthe Ketter-man; Mr. Chin, a successful silk merchant, compelled into modern ideas. Bernice Dappen: Yin. his son. a University student. Othetta Wall; King of the Thieves Guild, a confederate to Mr. Hsu in some political scheming. Edith Bechtelhelmer: porter to Mr. Hsu. Marjori Brown: and servant to Mr. Chin. Geneve Carlson.

“The Flower of Yeddo.” which has its setting in Japan, a poet. Maxine DeMott; Musme (Sashimi), a dancing girl. Una Ring: Talphoon (Djo-wlos), Neva Root; and Sainara, beloved of Kami, Agnes Bean.

A marriage code for ministers, recommending that clergymen guide couples both before and after marriage and condemning "stunt" weddings, has been issued by the Federal Council of Churches of Christ in America.

Subscription Rates For One School Year $1. 00 Address all correspondence to THE SPECTATOR McPherson, Kansas

Oliver Ikenberry of Rocky Ford, Colorado, class of ’29, was married to Margaret Moulton also an M. C. student, last August. Keith Hayes, ’31, formerly of Hoisington, Kansas, is now teaching at Stafford, Kansas. Late last summer Mr. and Mrs. El-vis Prather, 25, and Mr. and Mrs. Anson Horning, former students of M. C., figured in the capture of a notorious Oklahoma bandit.

BUSINESS STAFF

Business Manager. .......... Paul Booz

Ass't. Business Manager    Clarence Sink

Ass't Business Manager..... Joe Zuck

Circulation Manager Byron Eshelman

Paul Heckman Royal Frantz

Robert Booz

Helen Webber Kenneth Weaver

Profs. Maurice A. Hess and Alice Gill

BOOST McPHERSON COLLEGE

PAUL HARRIS

Paul Harris, Jr., who is on the campus today represents the youth of America. He is a leader of the youth of our country. Haying been associated with the younger generation from early life. Mr. Harris knows their problems and approaches them with a common viewpoint. Yet his wide experience gives him a sagacious outlook. His enthusiasm and wide experience should inspire the student to new goals and new imaginativeness.

To the Y organizations the students of M. C. owe a real debt of grati-tude. An organization which will bring men of this type to the campus is interested in the welfare of the entire student body. This organization means to help not the few but the entire group. It is their desire that the students should prepare themselves, not only for a successful college life, but also for wholesome living in the future.

The student should feel fortunate that we have these organizations on the campus. In return for their interest he should strive to make them successful in their campaigns for finance and membership.

YOUR PICTURE IN THE QUAD

The Quadrangle Staff is seeking the cooperation of all McPherson College students in helping to make the 1934 Quad a high-class annual. Students can aid materially by getting their Quadrangle photographs taken promptly when requested to do so. The Quadrangle is a book every student will want, and every student will want his own picture as well as those of his friends, in it. Have you ever stopped to consider the very good reasons why you should have your picture in the 1934 Quad? Don’t fail to have your sitting for a picture soon—you’ll want it in the Quad at the end of this year, but it’ll be too late then.

—The "Quad" Editor.

SPORTSMANSHIP IN M. C.

The spirit of antagonism between the "M" Club members and non-"M" Club fellows is at the base of an incident which occurred on the campus last Monday after the noon meal; such an incident might easily cause an off-campus observer to question the sportsmanship of McPherson College men. An "M” Club fellow left the dinner table before the meal was dismissed. A group of "M" Club members followed, and gave him official birthday greetings, with their belts. The remainder of the dorm fellows soon emerged from the dining hall, expecting to have a similar opportunity. Several students untactfully attempted to persuade the fellow to run “thru the belt line” again; after some hot words had caused some hard feelings, the fellow ran through the belt line. If the fellow celebrating his birthday showed poor sportsmanship the fellows who unwisely argued with him did likewise.

McPherson college is noted for sportsmanship; sportsmanship in athletics, forensics, and in all other fields of intercollegiate competition. We are proud of our record of sportsmanlike attitudes toward other schools— let's show it on our own campus as well. Long live our fame as the School of Quality and clean sportsmanship! —Submitted.

A STUDENT’S PERSPECTIVE

The student, occupied as he is by the events of campus life, cannot be unconscious to the problems of the world. In looking about the great crime wave discourages him. The graft and corruption in local and state governments are equal to that of days of Ross Tweed. Four years of de-pression and little to look forward to after leaving school is sure to dim his hopes of past years. And finally when the hopes for world peace have grown dark the student is likely to lose hope and in despondency say, “What’s the use? ”

The student is likely to be more conscientious about these problems than the man engaged in some other occupation. He looks out from his narrow circle and tries to form opinions about the nation and the world. For this reason the student needs perspective. He should try to conceive of a way out despite the forces working against him.

But rather than do this many students are likely to try to elide these problems. This method is no solution and ran only serve to postpone rather than solve them.

NEW FOOTBALL ETHICS

College students are doing their part to help the NRA, a survey of the campi reveals. From Maine to California, from Syracuse to Podunk, the students are showing themselves to be 99. 9 per cent behind Mr. Roosevelt —the other one-tenth of one per cent being behind Mr. Garner, the Forgotten Man.     

All of which is liable to lead to agitation in favor of a code of fair competition for the football industry. Washington State College students already are thinking of appealing to General Johnson. The Evergreen, student newspaper, recently charged that one of Coach Jimmy Phelan's assistants at the University of Washington appeared on the Washington State campus in Pullman for the express purpose of inducing a potential grid star to change his registration to the Seattle institution.

Coach “Babe" Holingbery of the Cougars heard about the deep, dark plot, according to The Evergreen, and managed to frustrate it only after a wild auto ride, which resulted in the rival coach being run out of town.

Coach Holingbery hereafter is going to post signs around the campus, reading: "No proselyting beyond this line. "

Doing good is the only certain happy action of a man's life.

An ounce of push is worth a pound of pull.

"Waste neither time nor money, but make the best use of both. "

Help Spectator Advertisers. They are M. C. Boosters.

PADDLE ROLL

Lois Edwards ...............Oct. 20

Bernice Dappen —... Oct. 24 up of pillows. The best one was a perfect imitation of Hobart Hughey sitting at a table studying! Anyone who knows Hughey can well appreciate this.

Alvis Burger, Clyde Shurr., and David Prather all visited their homes in Luray over the week end.

Mike Vasques was in Lyons and Kanopolis Saturday and Sunday.

We have been wondering just how long Warner Nettleton was going to be in possession of the extra fuzz on his upper lip. Last week we thought that it had shrunk a trifle, but it is still in evidence.

The question nowadays seems to be "to mustache or not to mustache. "    

If you should wander into the dramatic art classroom you might notice on the blackboard a number of mys-terious looking marks with accompanying initials. The class was casting a play in which some of the girls are to take the parts of men. They coudn’t tell just who were taller, because of the various kinds of heels worn, so Miss Lehman had them take off their shoes and stand up against the black board, while she marked the height and put the person's initials by it. Thus, it was necessary only to look at the board to pick out the "men" in the class.

Two groups of young people got together Saturday night and enjoyed themselves with games and refreshments. One bunch met in the Y. W. room and played group games and ping pong, after which they had candy and popcorn. The other group of students had candy and popcorn in the kitchen.

ALUMNI NOTES

Harvey King of Larned, Kansas, a former McPherson college student and athlete, married Viola Wampler of Pawnee Rock, Kansas, on October 12.

The hash we have around here should be called “Character”—the sum total of all our yesterdays.

Modena Kauffman visited at her home in Topeka over the week end.

Albert Mohler, father of Leola Mohler of Fruitland, Idaho, and Mrs. Roy Doty spent Sunday and part of Monday in McPherson.

Mrs. J. D. Bright has been ill for several days.

Mike Vasques visited home folks in Kanopolis Saturday and Sunday.

Dr. V. F. Schwalm will speak at Hutchinson Thursday evening and at Wellington Saturday. On Sunday he will go to the Northwest Missouri District Conference of the Brethren.

Loyal Miles spent Saturday and Sunday in Wichita.

Ruth Tice and Esther Stegeman took dinner in the dormitory Sunday noon. They were guests of Raymond Tice.     

Bernice Dappen visited her sister, Marlene, in Manhattan this weekend.

Ernest Sweetland has enrolled in the course in Oratory.

Among the regular week-enders were Emmett Shank and Clayton Rock of Navarre; George Toland of St. John: Everett Brown of Wichita, Edwin Carlson of Little River.

McPherson college had its first and only impersonator and pillow artist. The boys who didn't go to the game Friday discovered his genius when he entertained them with imitations of well known college students, made

SCORE THREAT FAILS

Wesleyan Makes Desperate Attempt To Score In Final Quarter

The McPherson college Bulldogs won their first Kansas Conference football game Friday night at Kalina when they defeated the Kansas Wesleyan Coyotes, 6-0.

McPherson scored on the first play of the second quarter when Burress plunged over from the 1-yard line after a long march which started from almost mid-field. The Bulldogs threatened to score on two other occasions while Wesleyan's only scoring threat was in the fourth quarter when they advanced to the six-yard line.

The first part of the opening quarter was played on even terms with the ball in midfield most of the time. Robinson, Wesleyan punter, booted a good kick and Wiggins kicked one bark that went over the Coyote safety and was good for 70 yards. A few running plays failed to gain much so Robinson punted and Carpenter brought the ball back 18 yards, putting the ball on the Wesleyan 41 yard line.

Two plays brought no gain and on the third down a pass from Bur-ress to Haun was good for 7 yards. A Coyote was offside on the next play, which gave the Bulldogs a first down. Carpenter went around the right side of the line for 8 yards and on the next play Burress hit the center of the line for 3 more and a first down.

With the ball on the 19-yard line, Haun gained 7 yards, Burress 2, and then Haun 7 more, placing the ball on the 3-yard line with first and goal to go. Carpenter gained 2 yards as the quarter ended and on the first play of the second quarter Burress smashed through for the lone score of the game.

At the start of the third quarter Carpenter gained 10 yards on the first play and for a few minutes the Bulldogs showed an offensive threat, but the Coyotes soon held. Bucked up to the goal, Wesleyan was forced to punt and Hayes blocked the kick and Pauls recovered on the Wesleyan 10-yard line. The men of Mackle held the Bulldogs for downs and Robinson sent a long kick down the field to got out of danger.

Wesleyan started a drive in the latter part of the third quarter that proved to be their only real threat of the game. Enslee and Robinson did most of the ball lugging and made three first downs.     

The start of the fourth quarter found the Coyotes still driving for the goal. Robinson raced 11 yards down the field on a reverse, placing the ball on the 6 yard line. Two more plays lost a yard and on the next play Pauls recovered a fumble on the 9-yard line. Wiggins punted 51 yards and the threat was over.

The Bulldogs showed their drive again toward the latter part of the game. Robinson got a kick off to the side and Binford returned it and the Bulldog backs took turns lugging the ball until it was placed on the 5-yard line. The Wesleyan line held and on the fourth down an attempted place kick barely missed.

During the remaining few minutes the Coyotes tried desperately to score. They tried several passes but none were completed and some fake reverses gained only a few yards The game ended with the ball in the middle of the field.

The Lineups

son, Burress.

Officials—Referee. E. A. Thomas of Kansas: Umpire, Fred Archer: Linesman, Ward Haylett, Kansas State.

Substitutions:    Wesleyan—Milton

for Worley, Worley for Milton, Hards for Hauser, Hauser for Langmade, Milton for Worley, Weians for Hall, Hook for Smith, Nesmith for Baer. McPherson—Johnson for Binford, Binford for Johnson, Kauffman for Minear.

Summary: First downs. McPherson 11, Wesleyan 6. Yards from scrimmage, McPherson 133, lost 24; Wesleyan 101, lost 22. Passes, McPherson completed three of five for 36 yards, 1 incomplete. Wesleyan attempted 6, incomplete 6. Punts, McPherson 11 for 365 yards, average 33 yards, returned 11 yards; Wesleyan 13 for 467 yards, average 36, returned 40 yards, one blocked. Penalties, McPherson 3 for 15 yards, Wesleyan 5 for 35 yards. Fumbles, McPherson 2, recovered 2; Wesleyan 3, recovered 3.

CENTRAL CONFERENCE

Teams    W L T Pct. TP OP

Wichita    2 0 0 1. 000 26 15

Washburn    1    0 0 1. 000 6    3

Pittsburg    1    0 1. 750 14    2

Fort Hays    1    1     1. 500 24     19

C. of E.    0    1 1. 250 9     12

Southwestern    0 1 1. 250 8 20

Emporia Tehrs. 0 2 0. 000 12 23

(Tie games count one-half won and one-half lost).

KANSAS CONFERENCE

Teams W L Pct. TP OP

McPherson    1     0 1. 000     6     0

Baker    1 0    1. 000     27     0

Kansas Wesleyan 1 1. 500 27 12 Bethany    0     2     . 000 6     54

Ottawa    0     0     . 000 0     0

GAMES THIS WEEK Friday

Washburn vs. Pittsburg Teachers at Pittsburg (night).

Southwestern vs. Fort Hays State at Hays (night).

Emporia Teachers vs. Haskell at Lawrence.

Kansas Wesleyan vs. Ottawa at Ottawa (night).

Baker vs. McPherson at McPherson (night).

St. Benedict's vs. Warrensburg Teachers at Warrensburg (night).

Friends rs. Oklahoma Baptist at Shawnee.

Bethel vs. Hutchinson J. C. at Hutchinson.

Saturday

Wichita vs. College of Emporia at Emporia.

Results Last Week

College of Emporia 6, Southwestern 6 (tie).

Emporia Teachers 6, Wichita 13.

Pittsburg Teachers 0, Fort Hays Stale 0 (tie).

Washburn 0, Tulsa 7.

Bethany 0, Baker 27.

McPherson 6, Kansas Wesleyan 0.

Ottawa 0, St. Benedict's 19.

Haskell 0, Temple 31.

Chilocco 0, Bethel 19.

INTRAMURAL ATHLETICS

Teams are still competing for superiority in baseball and basketball in the boys' gym classes.

In the near future, basketball practice will be taken up in three classes and the finer points of the game will be brought out with an eye to developing intramural teams and possibly varsity material.

What a game that was with Kansas Wesleyan!! Boy, did Coach Mack-le's Coyotes ever go back to their dens with beaten hopes dragging behind them? — They did!

Now the biggest problem facing the Canines is disposing of the tough Baker Wildcats who will be in the city next Friday night to pay their respects to the Binford crew.

BULLDOGS MEET STRONG BAKER TEAM FRIDAY

Lead In Kansas Conference Will Depend On Outcome

Friday night the McPherson college Bulldogs will tangle with the Baker university Wildcats in what promises to be the hardest game the local team has encountered so far this season.

At present these two teams are tied for the leadership of the Kansas Conference with one victory each. Baker defeated Bethany 27-0 last week while the Bulldogs won from Kansas Wesleyan, 6-0. This game will feature the play of the conference schools for this week-end.

Dope in this game seems to be fairly even, and an advantage, if any, should probably be given to Baker. Last year the Wildcats won from the Bulldogs by a score of 20-0. Baker's advantage this year is probably given to them because of their emphatic victory over the Swedes, not only in score but in every other department of the game.

The Binford-Selves aggregation came out of the Wesleyan game badly bruised but the men are coming out of it and it appears as though the entire squad will be ready for action against Baker.

The coaching staff is using every precaution in preparing for this game

and are leaving nothing undone. The Bulldogs are showing more drive and determination in each game and they must be at their best in this crucial game. The game is scheduled to start at 8: 00 p. m. at the McPherson Athletic Park.

Prof: “Robert Burns wrote “To a Fieldmouse."

Voice (from rear of room): "Did he get any answer?"