HOMECOMING EDITION


Freshmen and Sophomores Will Battle Saturday Afternoon

Dig preparations are being made for a large crowd to the McPherson College Homecoming. November 11. 12. and 13. There are evidence that many alumni and college friends will be here. An unusual three day program of many Interests has been planned.

The program will begin on Friday afternoon at 2:30. with the Home-coming Football Game, between the Bulldogs and Ottawa.

This will be followed In the evening by a special program presented by the International Relations Club, at 7:30, in the college chapel. Although this is not ready to be announced. rumors are abroad that it Is going to be a real treat for special speakers have been obtained.

Saturday morning will start with an educational conference from 10:30 to 12:30 In the chapel. This is for the benefit of the alumni who are teaching, and also for all others in public school work In the McPherson College area. The chairman of the meeting will be an alumnus of the college. There will be a presentation by R. W. Potwin, superintendent of the City schools, on “The Qualities of Strength and Weakness In High School Teachers". Professor Blair will talk on "Some Aspects of the Modern Developments and Trends In Psychology". Professor Dell will present a paper on "Trends in In-dustrial Education", and Dean Replogle will give "Character Education in the Public Schools". These addresses will be in the form of short papers, and adequate time will be given for questions and discussions on each subject.

From 1:30 to 2:30 the Women's Athletic Association will be in charge. This will be chiefly a program of stunts, clogging, and tumbling.

At 2:30 the annual freshman-sophomore football game will start. This is the famous traditional game which gives the freshmen boys the privilege of discontinuing the wearing of their green caps. If they win. otherwise they must continue wearing them until Thanksgiving.

A get-acquainted tea will be staged In the Y. W. C. A. room from 4:00 to 6:00 o'clock Saturday afternoon. Mother Emmert will act as hostess. The purpose of this tea is that parents of students, friends of the college. and alumni may become better acquainted with one another and with the college.

The day will close with the big Homecoming Social for everyone in the parlors of the Church of the Brethren. Many alumni will take part In this program. They will con-triubute music, readings, and other presentations. Efforts are being made to bring In the male quartet that Professor Voran was a member of when he was a student here. This quartette consists of Sam Kurtz of Newton. Frank Barton of Bushon. Alvin Voran of McPherson College, and Milo Metsker of Quinter. Each college class and the faculty will also have a share in the presentations of the evening. In addition, there will be a short pep session to show the visitors the excellent pep spirit of the college this year.

On Sunday morning there will be specially planned Homecoming Services at the college church. A large choir is already hard at work on its productions. The Reverend Richards will present a worth while sermon.


McPherson college, McPherson.


Kansas. Wednesday, nov. 2, 1932


PREPARING FOR ANNUAL McPHERSON COLLEGE

HOMECOMING TO BE HELD NOVEMBER 11-13


To Start with Football Game between McPherson and Ottawa on Friday Afternoon — International Relations Club to Have Charge in Evening

MAY GET FORMER QUARTET ~

ARLENE WAMPLER GIVES

A GRADUATING RECITAL

A graduating recital was given by Arlene Wampler Sunday afternoon, October 30. at the Baptist Church, in which she received her diploma in piano.

Seven selections were played by Miss Wampler, Miss Helen Anderson assisting in one of them. Genevieve Crist gave a pleasing reading entitled "The Last Leaf" by O. Henry.

Miss Wampler is the pupil of Mrs. Edwin Anderson.

LOCAL PROFESSORS TO SPEAK THIS WEEK-END!


COMING EVENTS

BRUMBAUGH TO VISIT

CAMPUS THIS WEEK-END

Dean A. J. Brumbaugh. of Chicago University, will speak at Salina Sat-urday. November 5. on the program of the State Teacher's convention. He will visit in McPherson over the week-end and speak at the regular preaching hour in the college church next Sunday morning.

Dean Brumbaugh was formerly president of Mount Morris College and a fellow-student with Professor J. Hugh Heckman and Professor R. E. Mohler.

HALLOWE’EN PARTY IN GYM GREATLY ENJOYED

Four Prizes Given for Best Costumes — About One Hundred Attend

Over one hundred students and nearly as many spectators attended the all-school Hallowe'en party given a the gymnasium Monday night.

When the guests first arrived they had to feel their way through a myr-iad of Inky black aisles and up steps covered with mats before they came into the gymnasium. Before they unmasked they were requested to mss around In a circle before the judges who were made up of faculty members. Then as Prof. J. A. Blair announced the prizes the winner was required to come out and unmask.

Audrey Groves, who was made up is a woman twice her natural height, was awarded the prize for the best boy. Somehow the judges (and everyone else) made a mistake. Una Ring. who was dressed as Spanish senorita with a high comb and lace mantilla. won the prize for the best girl's costume. A spider and a fly. Ada Brunk and Esther Pole, were given the prize for the best group: and three girls, Dorothy Matson Ruth Deardorff, and Laurel Fields, in large paper sacks were chosen as the ones who were most unrecognizable.

Games were played until everyone was told to sit down for the pro-gram First a trio, composed of Gu-lah Hoover. Mildred Dahlinger, and Lois Edwards sang, and the Warner Nettleton gave a solo. Several dances were given by a novelty midgit chorus, made up of Alice Egbert. Esther Pote, Maxine Ring. Zelta Oxley. and Agues Bean. The group was next entertained with a gruesome ghost story by Hope Nickel.

Doughnuts and cider were served us a finale to the party.

CHEMISTRY CLUB GIVES

SCIENTIST BIOGRAPHIES

Time of Meeting is Changed— Now Held at 6:30

On October 20. 1932. the first open meeting of the Chemical Society was held in the Chemistry lecture room Doctor Hershey presided at the meeting which consisted of short biographies of famous chemists! The first biography given was that of W. Bancroft, a prominent present-day chemist at Cornell. He was the originator of the chromium-plate process. It Is interesting to note that a student from McPherson Is attending Cornell, namely. Walton Smith, He has met Mr. Bancroft and says that he is an interesting personality. Bancroft's biography was given by Cleason Minter. Priestly was given by Dorothy Feary. Edgar Smith by Odessa Crist. Mendeleef by Milo Stucky, Theo Richards by Esther Brown. Banting by Hope Nickel, and Arrhenius by Harvey Shank.

The next meeting of the Chemistry Society will be held at 6:30 tomorrow in the chemistry lecture room. All students are invited. Dr. Hershey who will give a resume of his work on synthetic atmospheres, will be in charge of the meeting. Students should note the change of time


HOMECOMING PROGRAM

November 11, 12 and 13

-Friday. Nov. 11th

2:30 P. M. Home-Coming Foot-ball Game. McPherson Bulldogs vs. Ottawa.

7:30 P. M.—Special program in the Chapel in charge of the international Club.

Saturday. Nov. 12th

10:00 to 12:30- Educational conference In chapel.

1:30 to 2:30 Program in charge of the Women's Athletic Asso-ciation.

2:30 to 4:30—Annual Freshmen-Sophomore football game.

4:00 to 6:00—Tea for Parents, Friends, and Alumni In the Y. W. room.

8:00 P. M.—Home-Coming Social for everyone In the Parlors of

the Brethren Church.


LAST YEAR’S ANNUAL RECEIVES FIRST CLASS

HONOR RATING FROM NATIONAL ASSOCIATION

Members of Last Year’s Staff Largely Responsible for This— Yearbooks Are Put in Certain Groups and Scored in Ten Different Aspects


XVI

CHEM CLUB HAS STEAK FRY

The chemistry society went on a steak fry on Friday. .October 21. It was held at Anderson's Grove from 4:30 to 6:30    Plenty of steak, done

to a crisp was had by all.

BEAT BETHEL TOMORROW NIGHT

Several to Attend Meetings of Teachers Association

Dr. V. F. Schwalm. Dr. J. W. Hershey. and professors R. E. Mohler and F. A. Replogle will appear on program on the annual meetings of the State Teachers' Association' over this week-end.

These are six divisions of the association which are having their meetings In the following cities: Topeka. Kansas City. Dodge City. Pittsburg. Salina, and Hutchinson.

Dr. Schwalm will be one of the speakers at Hutchinson Friday on the subject, "How Can Teacher Training Be Used to Select the Capable Candidate for a Teaching Position". He will also preside at the college section of the convention on Saturday.

Dr. Hershey will present his moving pictures and lecture on "The Components of the Atmosphere and Synthetic Gases in Relation to Animal Life” at Hutchinson Friday afternoon.

Professor Mohler will take part in the agricultural session at Salina Saturday and Dean Replogle is to be be resource man on vocational guidance there Friday.

Other faculty members who expect to attend some of the conferences either at Salina or Hutchinson are Professor S. M. Dell, Professor J. A. Blair, and Miss Helen McIlrath.

DRESSES DISAPPEAR IN A MYSTERIOUS MANNER

“Nine Till Six” is Considered One of Best Modern Productions

Such mysterious things have been happening. For six weeks dresses and blouses have disappeared from time to time: yet one can hardly suspect any of the employees. It Is true that there are two new girls but one is a daughter of nobility and the other was recommended by one of the oldest and most trustworthy managers.

If you come to see "Nine Till Six." the dramatic art play which Is to be given the night of November 22, you will learn the outcome of this entanglement. It is being directed by Miss Della Lehman and is one of the better modern productions. This play came out about the time that "Journey’s End" appeared, and is considered in all ways comparable to this one.

A few changes have been made in the cast and now Mrs. Abbot. Grade Abbot’s mother. Is played by Maxine Ferris: Carry, by Corrine Suter: Mamselle. by Gladys Riddell; and Helen, a mannequin, by Ruth Ihde. Practically all the lines have been learned and practices are now spent polishing the fine points.

MT. MORRIS BUILDINGS SOLD

Mount Morris College, which was closed this year, has sold its build-lings to Cable Brothers, a printing firm, in Mount Morris. Illinois.

"What will the girl of eighteen be In ten years time?" asks a critic. Twenty-one.—London Opinion.

Thurs.. Nov. 3—-Pep chapel. Bethel game (there).

Meeting of World Service Group Chemistry Club meeting.

Frl-'Nov. 4—Athletic Club social "Aftermath of Hallowe'en"

Tues.. Nov. 8—Meeting of inter national Relations Club Men Debate Tryout.

Nov. 11-13—Homecoming.

ATHLETIC CLUB SOCIAL TO BE A GREAT AFFAIR

To Put on Popularity Contest and Cake Walk—To Have Bodiless Woman

EVERYBODY IS INVITED

Called "Aftermath of Hallowe'en"--Prizes to Be Given to Lucky Ones

Don't forget "The Aftermath of Hallowe'en," the big W. A. A and M Club social of Friday night. No vember 4. This Is for everybody-whet her they are babies or grandpas or whether they are from McPherson College or from Alaska This is dif-ferent from anything that has ever been on the campus it will be an evening of surprises and. to say the east, plenty to eat

The evening's proceeding;, will be-gin at seven-thirty a unique pro gram, chuck full of laughs, is planned. This program is free for all You can't afford to miss it. Imme-diately following this. the biggest feature of the evening will start—-the CAKE WALK. Here you can get all the thrill of the skating rink for one fifth the money. And don't for-get that there will be prizes connect-ed with it. Mystery will also have its place—the bodiless woman, the serin wonders of the world, and all the rest of the things that come along with Hallowe'en time. In addition, a popularity contest will be staged. Girls, here's your chance to see how you rate. Boys, here’s your chance o get your best girl popularized. 1 2

NUMBER 7

RETURN REPORT IN MANUAL

Donald Trostle Was Editor and Verle Ohmart Business Manager of Quad

Quite an honor has eomo to McPherson College, for the Quadrangle which has been published annually has taken first class honor rating. This reflects upon those who were in charge of the annual last year. The rating Is done by the National Scholastic Press Association of Minneapolis, Minnesota.’

Each year a yearbook is sent to the National Scholastic Press Association to be scored and rated. The report Is returned in a manual and scorebook which gives the details of he good and had points found in the annual.

The college is put in a certain group according to the number of students attending and whether It is a female, coeducational, or male school. This Institution comes in the 500 enrollment or less and the coeducational class.

The annuals are rated in ten dif-ferent phases, namely: plan of book and theme, administration and facul-ty, album and classes, organizations, activities. school life, editing and make-up. financial status, mechani-cal considerations, and originality, lovelty. Innovation. Each one has a maximum score, the total possible point being a thousand. The number scored by the Quadrangle was 790.

There are five different classes nto which a book may be grouped.

; the All-American honor rating or superior, the first class or excellent, he second class or good, the third •r fair, and the fourth which is be-ow average and gives no honors.

The members of last year’s staff re largely responsible for this excel-ent score. Donald Trostle was edi-or: Ethel Sherfy, associate editor; Verle Ohmart. business manager; Wilbur Yoder, assistant business manager; Nellie Collins. feature editor: Delbert Kelly, snapshot editor; and Everett Fasnacht. typist.

SEVENTY-FOUR GIRLS ATTEND SLUMBER PARTY

Sponsored by Y. W. C. A—All Slept on Third Floor

Seventy-four girls attended the slumber party which was sponsored by the Y. W. C. A, at Arnold Hall last Saturday night. The purpose of the party was to help the dormitory and those out side to become better acquainted, and everyone con-sidered it a huge success.

Party games were played in the parlors. Then the girls were led a merry chase in search of their pa-jamas which they finally found tied together in a lower hall. After dressing for the night the entire group went to the dining hall where they ate apples, candy, und popcorn while they played Hearts. Just before retiring everyone gathered around the piano and indulged In a "sing". The beds were made continuously down both halls on the third floor, where all seventy-four slept.

All the girls breakfasted at the dining hall and attended morning services at the college church.

DELL GIVES INTERESTING

ITEMS IN CHAPEL SPEECH

One of the great needs of the world is more cooperation and less competition and the loss of the delusion that individual advancement is made by crushing others. These points were emphasized In Professor Milton Dell's talk In chupcl Friday, October 28.

One must be unselfish and broadminded enough to believe that be is not always fight, and just because he can’t do a thing is no reason no one else can do it. The intellectual development of a person should be of primary importance.

Spectator


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QUIPS AND QUIBBLES


EDITORIAL STAFF

Editor-in-chief    Una H Ring

Associate Editor    Wilbur    C. Yoder

Associate Editor    Everett    Fasnacht

Sports Editor---Wilbur    C Yoder


BUSINESS. STAFF

Business Manager----------Harry Frantz

Ass't Business Manager-----Melvin Landes

Ass't Business Manager----Paul Booz

Circulation Manager.-----Everett Fasnacht


Agnes Bean Dorothy Dresher Marlene Dappen Pauline Decker,.., Faculty Adviser


REPORTERS

Elmer Staats Lola Hawkins

Paul Heckman Odessa Crist


Etta Nickel Ann Heckman Margaret Oliver

Jo Wagoner

-Prof. Maurice A. Hess


WELCOME, HOMECOMERS

McPherson College will became the Mecca of its alumni, friends, and students for three days, November 11, 12, and 13. These are the dates for the annual Homecoming.

Once a year one has the opportunity to meet and renew old acquaintances. It is perhaps the only time when the alumni may gather to witness a football game played by their alma mater, or see a program presented by those who have taken their places In college activities.

The parents of the present students are urged to come for Home-coming. Here they may see the buildings In which their son or daughter has classes, where be or she cats, sleeps and studies, The parents may also have the privilege of meeting their young hopeful's associates and teachers

A present-day student won't be able to appreciate the thrill that really comes out of Homecoming until he has been graduated and been away from his classmates for a number of years. Then "the thrill that comes once In a life-time" can sincerely be enjoyed when he comes back and meets many of his old friends.

Alumni, friends, and parents, we welcome you: come again sometime, and remember "Keep up the old Bulldog spirit."—M- O.


COLLEGE AND THE PAY CHECK

One of, the reasons commonly given In advising a young man to go to college is that a college training will help him to succeed, later on. In a business career. But Dr. John Wilcox, of the faculty of Detroit City College, greeted freshman at that Institution this fall with the assertion that that Is the poorest of all reasons for getting collegiate training.

"If I had a brainy boy and wanted him to make money, I'd refuse to educate him.” he said. “A good education should teach him not to sacrifice his life to money making. I can't make money. I don't want it bad enough. Why do you think I can teach you to make it?"

Here is a note that ought to be sounded a bit oftener by our educators,—-The Hutchinson Herald.


"FIRST VOTERS" IN THE COLLEGES

The following editorial which was token from yesterday’s Topeka Daily Capital shown how the vote of large universities compares with our recent poll:

Among polls of voters are those taken in the universities and colleges. They are for Hoover. In 10 larger universities Hoover leads In every one

The Harvard Crimson, daily student publication, gives Hoover 1,741 Roosevelt 621 and Thomas 484, Stanford University, California, gives Hoover 888, Roosevelt 251 and Thomas 216. University of Chicago poll is 1391 for Hoover, 604 for Roosevelt and 763 for Thomas University of Wisconsin gives Hoover 1,431, Roosevelt 1,003 and Thomas 999. A poll of the Wisconsin faculty gives Hoover, 258 Roosevelt 83 and Thomas 148 Universitu of Minnesota Is 769 for Hoover. 284 for Roosevelt and 436 for Thomas. Princeton University gives Hoover 1.392, Roosevelt 426 and Thomas 283. University of Nebraska Is 467 for Hoover, 224 for Roosevelt and 169 for Thomas. University of Iowa gives Hoover 275 and Roosevelt 125, The Thomas poll was not taken. Armour Institute at Chicago gives Hoover 335, Roosevelt 219 and Thomas 71. Doane College, Nebraska. Hoover 73, Roosevelt 60 and Thomas 28.

The total poll in those typical institutions of the East. Middle West and Far West gives Hoover 9,070, Roosevelt 3,898 end Thomas 3,587. Hoover gets 55 per cent, Roosevelt 22 per cent and Thomas 22 per cent.

While In three of the universities Thomas led Roosevelt, neither of those candidates came near Hoovers vote In any of the 10 institutions.

The polls give a line on the "first voters". In the colleges they are overwhelmingly for Hoover. The same trend is seen whether It is men's colleges or co-educational. Moreover, there is no indication in these votes that the college youth are wet. They evidently place economic conditions above liquor.


QUIPS AND QUIBBLES

Hallowe'en and Its aftermath. Some of the pranks are clever and O. K.. but egg tossing Is an abject, passe. Infantile thing of the past—at least. It should be! Those reaponsi-ble seemingly didn't wall for the eventful night to arrive either.

The model T's wagons, buildings, and carts strong about the campus were quite decorative, weren't they? And professors should remember to take keys out of their cars on the last night of October.

Of the disagreeable odors, rotten eggs would place first. Everybody was wondering what he smelled when he entered the Ad building.

And poor Forney had to clean up the

mess.

You may notice that Milton Early hasn't been wearing his glasses recently. His reason probably is that a girl told him the other day that he was better looking without them.

Hallowe'en night some Intruders entered the girls’ dorm and stacked the rooms. One of the occupants of the dorm had In her room two pairs of baby slippers of her niece's. These Were taken and the victim had a merry time finding them Tuesday morning. She looked at everybody's feet but the burglar was careful not to wear them so early in the day.

Willard Brammel Impersonated a coach talking to his squad for ten minutes In principles of Interpretation class last Friday. Girls, you missed your opportunity If you don't understand all the technicalities connected with football, by not being present.

Speaking of Impersonations—the faculty was well represented. Sam Stoner as the debate coach. Clarice Evans as the voice instructor. Max-ine Ring as the professor of education, Elsie Lindholm as the teacher of physiology and hygiene. Gladys Riddell as the librarian, and Marjorie Barber as the popular psychology prof were among the faculty per-, sonalities In evidence.

We advise the library to install at least one volume of "Ibid" since the freshmen Insist that they must have that book.

Pity the freshmen! They will soon be aware of their low mentality rating as they took the Intelligence test Tuesday, November 1. Maybe some will find themselves smarter than they thought—maybe!

Forney wants to know who camped on the fire escapes of the Ad building Hallowe'en night for about ten minutes. Any buddy know??

We didn't know that Audrey Groves looked particularly masculine. but at the Hallowe'en party she was taken for a boy although the was even dressed as a woman.


OTTAWA STRENGTHENS LEAD IN CONFERENCE


KANSAS CONFERENCE STANDING Team—    W    L Pct.     Pts. Op. Pts.

Ottawa_____3    0    1.000    23    0

Kansas Wesleyan 2    1    .667    52    14

Baker----— 1 1 .300 7    12

McPherson    0    1    .000    0    119

Bethany .     0    2    .000    S    40

Games this week

Thursday

Emporia Teachers vs Kansas Wesleyan at Salina (night).

vs Bethe1 at Newton.


(night)


by the Bethany safety.

McPherson lost an exhibition decision to Oklahoma City university, 6 to 47. The McPherson touchdown was made by Wiggins, a halfback, on a 65-yard run after a pass Interception.

Except Advice

First Neighbor: "What Is your son taking at college?"

Second Neighbor: "All I've got."

BEAT BETHEL TOMORROW NIGHT!


THE SELF-ADVERTISER


possibly everyone has at some time or other come In contact with the blatant, egotistical, self-advertiser, At least this advertiser certainly does try to sell himself, and If attempt at success counts for anything In the business of salesmanship the self-advertiser should immediately be hired.

His favorite words are me, mine. I. and my. His baby Is always the prettiest. and his dog always the fastest runner. Every sentence of his conversation begins with 'I*. although at times ge may vary the structure of the sentence by placing "my" at the beginning. In every discussion the self-advertiser has an opinion to express. In fact he is able to carry on a complete discourse on Any subject from the planting, of turnips in the light of the moon to Einstein's theory.' Another characteristic of the self-advertiser is his ability to see his own good points. Every bit of his work id of special merit. If he makes a mistake he is the last to see it. His most accomplished achievement, however, is "tooting him own horn" blaringly and loudly. Still another Identification of Mr. Self-Advertiser is his insatiable desire to occupy the center of the stage. He delights In performing for people and in hearing their applause. He demands attention. If the game is not being played according to latest rules Mr. Self-Advertiser Is always the first to show the correct form. Sometimes he does this with a sly self-complacent smile and at other times with a sneer.—M. D.


One can certainly tall the state of financial affairs in this country by listening to the talks given In chapel

If you hear Wayne Carr calling Galen Ogden "Uncle," don't think he's spending In a "so's your old man" tone of voice. There really Is in uncle-nephew relationship. And


LAZY


It was recently stated in chapel that the day of prejudice and selfishness is past. As long as human nature is human can such a thing be possible?


An Ohio man who can speak six languages recently married a woman who can speak three. That's darn good handicapping — Judge.


It's also true of the bonds of matrimony that they are not worth much unless the interest Is kept up"


Make the Homecoming a success by supporting homecoming activities and by writing and telling your friends about It! .    .


Some most Interesting advice was given by Dr. J. D. Bright to the col-ege students assembled for the Mon-day morning chapel of October 31 when he spoke on the topic of “When o he Lazy.''

There, are three things for which Dr. Bright recommends laziness. First, Dr. Bright thinks the student should be lazy enough to enjoy good conversation, second he should be lazy enough to read good literature aside from the regular curriculum, and third the student should be suf-ficiently lazy to indulge In good, wholesome recreation.

"The soul." Dr. Bright says, "is dyed the color of its leisure thoughts."


Friday:

of Emporia vs. Ottawa at Ottawa

Baker vs. Missouri Valley at Marshall. Mo.

Saturday:

Friends vs. Bethany at Lindsborg.

In principles of Interpretation class the students imitated mannerisms or several of the faculty. They were done almost better than the-professors themselves do them.


Ottawa. Kan.. Oct. 30—Ottawa university's contenders tor the Kansas conference football title took an undisputed claim on the lead In the percentage column Saturday with a 12-0 triumph over Baker university at Baldwin.

Ottawa and Baker, tied for the lead before the decisive game, played through a scoreless first half, but a pass offense conducted by Jack Knapper and Senter carried deep into Baker territory In the third and fourth Quarters, and Gray and Knap-per plunged over for the two touch downs.

Kaunas Wesleyan, the defending champion, which has been beaten by Ottawa, vaulted Into second place, step above Baker, by turning back the scoreless? Bethany Swedes, 33 to 0, Friday. Coyote pass receivers scored (our touchdowns by catching tosses In the end zone. The other one resulted from recovery of a punt by Mortimer, Coyote end, In the end tone after It had been knocked down


PACK THREE

FOOTBALL TRAINING RULES CAUSE ALL SORTS Of INCONVENIENCES TO PLAYERS AND TO FRIENDS

A Fan Writes Letter to An Alumnus Telling Tribulations But Thot He Should Arrive in Time For Homecoming

Ur. A. Bulldog Alumnus:

Your letter had been received at the Bureau of Football Education and in answer to your questions about the Bulldog Football Men, I am taking my pen In hand to scribble upon my typewriter the Information you requested, As you already know the team line-up and the results of the football games that we have already played. I shall not waste paper to tell you that. Same as In your days of yore, mister, those football men of ours must stick to a long list of football rules. And when I say stick, I mean stick. Why, the other day I offered a football man some peanuts in the library, andd he rejected my sweet-meats because of RULES. I didn't mean to do wrong and from now on I take it upon myself, says I to myself, that I am to remain selfish, that is, treat only myself.


STATISTICS CONCERNING THE MEMBERS OF THE 1932 BULLDOG SQUAD

Yes, that same rule exists that has something to do with the bed-time story ending at 9:30 p m and the trainers resting. I take It though that there must be some exceptions to this law, because only the other night I'd have bet a hat that I saw a Bull dog or two on the Main Street. I can give their account probably by saying they set their clocks according to Western Standard Time Instead of Central Standard Time, because of  the one mile difference between the west and the east.

Be sure to tell Mrs. Alumnus that the girls are having the same difficulty she had In her school day, especially during football season. The Date Bureau reports its statistics » that a decrease of dates Is shown among the gymnastic trainers. These poor girls will never get a break. It seems. But Dan Cupid thinks that Immediately after Turkey Day the football man's worries will be over and. he can take to having fun once in a little while.

Every day between 3:30 and 5:30 these sheiks do their practicing. Yes. the field to the north is littered up With red sweaters, green sweaters, footballs, helmets, and tiny big men who attempt to do some Honest labor, My thrill In watching them some-times is that maybe that sort of stuff Is Just as Important to learn as my history lesson, I’ll tell you I've at least accomplished the knowledge of knowing something about a ten or five yard line.

you right when you say

the information about the pepsters

needs attention to help win these football battles. The students have turned on an enormous amount of volume to the alma mater's yells this year, and can I say, the pep can be compared to a boil—coming to head, but not fully popped out yet. Hopes arc that It will be ripe by the homecoming game.

And speaking of the Homecoming, don't be surprised If you are met at the station by a boy in a green cap. The freshmen boys are to be taxi drivers of all the touring fords on the campus that day and Junior Saylor is to act cop on his motorcycle to clear the traffic for the taxis to the stadium. This was my dream one day In chapel when Dean Mohler an-nounced the plans of the big homecoming game.

Well. I see the coach going to the Ad building and If I must tell him that you sent your best wishes for A Merry Bulldog Football Team and A Happy Lot of Rooters, I must close , this script so I can catch him.

Be sure to "tackle" the Spec so you can "center" the news of the "fullback" page, "touchdown" on your engagement list that November 11 is your "goal" to be at McPherson. be sure to "guard" against miss-ing your train, and In the "end" If you are not satisfied with the results of the game, we will send your "quarterback”. Tell Bulldog Jr. I'll send him the football that the team uses after the game.

Love from a brother,

^    .....Ima, Tru Sporter.


BONSACK OF ELGIN.

ILLINOIS. IS SPEAKER

Dr. J. J. Yoder Introduced C. D. Bonsack of Elgin, Illinois. general secretary of the mission board of the Church of the Brethren, who spoke to the student body last Wednesday.

Bonsack stated that anything he said he Intended to be true. The opposite, however, may be true under different circumstances, "That Is true," he declared.

Henry Ford says this depression Is only a revolution. Bonsack thinks It Is an opportunity, one In which we have time to think, which results in finer, happier, and batter days. This, he says. is a challenge to youth,

He urged that every one think and consider everybody else for "No man liveth unto himself."

We shall have a genuine objective in life as all great men have had. Lincoln Is an exemplary man.

Some people have goals to arrive at but we should strive for those objectives. We shall be guided straight by our Ideals and not wander Into life's side-issues.

His last suggestion, and a valuable one, was "Go forth with Christ


PERSONALS


Clinton and Donald Trostle of Nickerson. Kansas, were visitors of the dormitory Tuesday soon. They are both graduates of last year's class,

Marianna Thompson, a former student was visiting on the campus Sat-urday.

Oneita Bayer spent the week end at her home in Hutchinson.

Miss Evalyn Fields, a graduate of last year's class, was a visitor In the dormitory Sunday. Miss Fields won the fellowship to K. U. last year and Is now attending school there.

Leone Shirk and Leona Benhardt were at their homes in Ramona for the week-end.


The Reverend W. H. Yoder of Waterloo, Iowa, father of Wilbur Yoder, arrived this morning to attend a committee meeting concerning a program for the regional conference.

Esther Brown spent Sunday at her home near Hutchinson.

Roy Frantz of Rocky Ford, Colorado, visited his brother, Harry, last week. He graduated from McPher-son College several years ago.


If Dr. Bright Is right In his statement concerning the source of a student's education (that he gains more from fallow-students tipis the faculty) then why all the useless machinery on the stage at chapel time?


Name

Weight

Position Years on Squad

Anderson

155

Fullback

2

Blume

160

Fullback

2

Bowman

155-

End

3

Carpenter

165

Halfback

2

Duncanson

180

Tackle

1

Eddy

202

Guard

1

Ellis

198

. Tackle

2

Evans

155

End

1

Hart

155

Halfback

1

Hayes

165

Guard

1

Johnston

154

Quarterback

1

Keck

165

Guard

4

Lichty

150

Quarterback

1

Lytle

165

Quarterback

2

Minear

190

Center

3

Nace

165

Guard

1

Nelson

1*3

Tackle

1

Paula

175

End

2

Reinecker

170

End

2

Replogle

160

Guard

1

Rock

170

Center

3

Walstrom

170

Fullback

1

Weddle

1 65

Tackle

1

Wine

1S5

Tackle

3

Wiggins

177

Halfback

2

Zinn (Capt.)

198

Guard

*3


PROGRAM IS ENTIRELY MUSICAL IN Y. W. MEETING

The program In Y. W, c. a. yesterday was entirely musical.

The prelude was played by Arlene Wampler, after which Faithe Ketter-man led the devotions. A prayer in song was given by Prof. Alvin Voran and then a mixed quartet com-posed of Lois Edwards, Gulah Hoo-ver, Harvey Shank, and Delvis Bradshaw sand. After Jessie Damn had sung a solo. Miss Della Lehman gave a musical reading and Mrs. E. G. Nigh, a cornet solo. Helen Holloway and Lola Edwards sang a duet, and then the benediction was given by the mixed quartet.


BEAT BETHEL TOMORROW NIGHT!


COLLEGE C. E. DISCUSSES CHRISTIAN IN BUSINESS

Chris Johanson Is Leader —

Discuss Subject


This week's Christian Endeavor program was led by Chris Johanson on "The Application of Christianity to Business". The subject was discussed In four talks, after an interesting Introduction by the leader.

Willard Brammell spoke on "Confidence In Business Dealings." God was forgotten and left out by countries entering the World War. but we have and are still, paying for the omission. Brammell said we must strengthen confidence In God and lead other to Him, and apply the Golden Rule In business. "Honesty In Business" was discussed by Melvin Landes. He pointed out a number of examples where dishonesty In business has been ultimately found out. He closed with fitting quotations from leading Americans.

Milton Early spoke on "The Effect of the Depression on Business." He explained some fundamental economic principles and their application In bringing about the depression and unemployment situation. The last talk, by Lilburn Gottmann, was on the question "Is there Truth In Advertising?" He pointed out six characteristics of advertising which would not exist In a fully Christianized society. He said that advertising produces waste and creates a mass mind, fear, discontent, erroneous standards of values, and unfair Im-pressions of value of specific articles.

Edith Bechtelheimer gave a musical reading at the opening of the program. She Wan accompanied by Merle Fisher.


POLITICAL PROGRAM
GIVEN BY THE I. R. C.

NEXT WEEK SCHEDULED FOR DEBATE TRYOUTS

All candidates for men and women's debate teams met In Room D. ’ Tuesday afternoon. November 1, to draw for sides.

Men's tryouts will be held In the chapel Tuesday afternoon. November 8, at 3:30. Tryouts for women are scheduled for the following day, Wednesday, November 9, at 3:30. Both men and women who are planning to try out should report to Room D to draw for pairings fifteen minutes before tryouts. Each candidate Is required to prepare a five-minute speech and a two-minute re-buttal.

Five teachers will act as judges to choose the students who will represent McPherson College in the forensic field for this year.


STUDENT VOTE TAKEN

IN WEDNESDAY CHAPEL

If the poll taken In chapel last Wednesday Indicates anything the Republicans need have no worries.

According to the vote taken by the International Relations Club, Her-bert Hoover won by the large majority of 124 of the 170 votes polled, Norman Thomas, socialist, was sec-ond with 25 and Franklin D. Roosevelt was third with 21 votes.

in the gubernatorial race Alf Lan-don was first with 76 votes, Harry Woodring followed with 46. and J. Brinkley with 33 votes

Those students living outside the state were not permitted to vote for The poll was taken as part the political program given in chapel Tuesday evening.


The International Relations Club met In chapel Tuesday, October 25, at 7:30 and gave a political program.

Three speakers were chosen to rep resent the three noted candidates for office, Gretta Wilma Griffis spoke on the policies and, measures or the present administration. She stated that Mr. Hoover's work gave evidence of honest effort for business recovery. Ward Williams, speaking for Governor Roosevelt, gave Insights Into his life and the promises of the Democratic platform. Lilburn Gott-mann concluded the program by giving the platform and policies of tbe Socialist candidate, Norman Thomas. He pointed out that It was extremely difficult for a third party to become a first or second party.

Wednesday In chapel students were given a chance to vote by ballot for their choice for president.

The International Relations Club s planning an Armistice Day program In collaboration with the col lege Homecoming program.


Everett Fasnacht and Wilbur Yoder were elected editor and business manager, respectively, of next year’s Quadrangle last Wednesday when ballots were passed out after chapel. Neither candidate bad any competition, and although a few names were | written, the nominees were elected by a large majority.

It was decided not to have a Quad this year but to publish one In 1934 to Include material from both years.



HAROLD COLVIN TALKS

IN Y. M. C. A. MEETING

Harold Colvin, regional secretary of the Y. M, C, A., spoke In the meeting Tuesday forenoon. He Is a college graduate, and be told of some of the problems a graduate must face after his school days. He told the fellows present they must not expect to get through life successfully Just because of their college education well educated men have problems and trials as do all others. Trained men have a responsibility to fill In rendering constructive service. They must develop and train to fit themselves, In all possible ways, to meet that responsibility.

Ward Williams Introduced the speaker and dismissed the meeting.

Mr. Colvin met members of the Y. M. cabinet and other students in interview's during the day. He met with the cabine group In the boys' dormitory at 9:00 In the evening.


mural contests will operate until the close of the football season when a reorganization will take place in order to let the present football men enter.


— DRIPPINGS —

front

THE DOPE BUCKET


CONFERENCE LEADING BRAVES WILL OPPOSE

McPherson team in homecoming feature

Ottawa is Coached by Charles Dee Erickson and Is Having Its Best Season in Many Years—Is Out for Bitter Revenge Over the Bulldogs


The Swedes received a rather severe set-back at the hands of Wes-leyan, Friday. The Coyotes had to turn to passes against the strong Swedes defense and run several touch-downs across as a result of passes. Hartshorne, Swede captain. was bad-ly Injured In this game.

Reports state that Coach Binford is going to have a few big surprises to pull for the rest of the season. Home shifts In the line-up and some other changes are on the program. This Is to give the team that offensive punch that has been lacking.

FRESHMAN-SOPHOMORE GAME TO BE PLAYED


INTEREST IN INTRA MURAL ATHLETICS IS INCREASING



BULLDOGS TO BATTLE WITH BETHEL TOMORROW


Conch Erickson, who brings his Ottawa Braves to McPherson to oppose the Bulldogs as the feature of the Homecoming celebration.

Oklahoma City Team Displays Class — Wiggins Intercepts Pass


KNAPPER TRIPLE THREAT MAN

Bulldogs Defeated Braves 14-6 Last Year and Are Determined to Repeat It

The feature of the annual Home-coming celebration will be the foot-ball game between the Bulldogs and

the    conference leading Ottawa

Braves.

The Braves, led by Captian Knap-per, all-conference man last year, are enjoying their best season for many years. At the present time the Ottawa aggregation is lending the Conference with wins over Kansas Wesleyan and their traditional foe, the Baker Wildcats.

Besides Knapper, their great triple threat man. Ottawa has several other great players. Senter Is a player with a fine reputation as a pass receiver. Thornburg, a new man In the Ottawa line-up. Is showing up as one of the best broken-field runners In the conference. In the line Watters, giant center. Is a poser of strength on the defense. Wilkins and Mattis are two more good lineman that will oppose

the Bulldogs.

Captain Jack Knapper

It appears that dope in this game is with the opposition, but the Bulldogs are going to make a special effort to upset the conference leaders Last year Ottawa was duped to defeat the Bulldogs, but the McPherson team played great football and won by a score of 14-6. With last year's game In mind the Braves will be out for revenge when they come to McPherson for the Armistice Day tattle.

On the other band McPherson will be playing before a large Homecoming crowd and will be all act for a victory. The Bulldogs know they can best Ottawa because they did It last year and the teams this year are much the same.

All the football squad report a good trip to Oklahoma City and they also say that they played against a real football team. The heavy Gold-bag team appeared to be just too much for the Bulldogs and thus the score as it was.

The Oklahoma City team played the entire game without punting a single time, The Goldbugs gained really with straight football and their passing attack seemed very ef-fectiv. For also they are one of the biggest teams in the country.

Well, the big game Is over and McPherson has played against one of the highly rated teams of the United

States. But there are some big games yet in come for the Bulldogs this season Tomorrow night the Bull-dogs go to Newton to play as a feature of Bethel's Homecoming cele-bration. Bethel Is always a scrappy team and will be especially desirous of winning before their Homecoming

The McPherson team will be somewhat crippled as a result of the Oklahoma City game and will not be able to put their full strength against Bethel. The Bulldogs should defeat Bethel, but the game will by no means be a set-up.

Ottawa continues to lead the Kansas conference race with a victory over Its ancient rival Baker. The Braves won over the Wildcats by a 12-0 score. Both of the scores came indirectly as a result of long passes from Knapper to Sealer. Already the Bulldogs are making plans to stop the Ottawa pass system and the Ottawa team In general.

Underclassmen Get to Throw Away Their Green Caps If They Win

The time for the annual Freshman-Sophomore football game ,is drawing nearer and the two teams are beginning to lay out their plans for this game on November 12 during Homecoming.    

Interest is growing keen with probably the most enthusiasm centering with the "Freshies". The freshmen usually take more Interest In this game because they have more at stake. It has become a college tra-dition that the freshmen wear their cups In the fall. If the freshmen win over the sophomores in their annual tussle they are allowed to throw their little green caps away after the Bulldog-Swede game on Thanksgiving day. But, on the other hand If the sophomores defeat the freshmen, then they must don their caps again on April Fool’s Day and wear them until the end of the school year.

Kenneth Moore, sophomore president. and Paul Booz, freshman president are busy lining up players and these men will have charge of their respective teams unless captains are elected. None of the members of the varsity football squad will be eligible to play In this game,

Any one that is eligible for one of these teams is urged to get In touch with his class president, so that when the secret practice sessions begin everyone will have an equal chance to

The number of boys who are Interested in Intra-mural athletics has In-crossed to thirty-eight and the captains have been chosen to lead them In contests against each other. Yesterday the captains met with Coach Binford and picked men of as nearly equal talent as possible to work un der them In preparation of the com-ing battles. The captains of these. teams are Austin, Yoder. Kraus Stoner. Myers, and Replogle. These teams are expected to begin battle the last of this week.

| Under this organization the intra-

BULLDOGS LOSE GAME TO POWERFUL GOLDBUGS

Oklahoma City University's Gold-bug powerhouse clicked once again Friday night and crushed a lighter but fighting McPherson, Kan., 'college aggregation, 47 to 6, on Gold-bug field before the smallest crowd of the season.

The Goldbugs opened the scoring early in the first period. Haskell Holt crushing over from the one-yard line after a 27-yard pass to Bill Breeden had placed the ball on the visitors’ eight-yard line.

From this Juncture on it was the Goldbugs' ball game, being dotted with effective passing and brilliant ball carrying. Shortly after his Initial scoring effort, Holt broke loose off tackle, slipped past the Invaders' secondary and galloped 32 yards for another touchdown.

Continuing their onslaught the Goldbugs staged another march cul-minating In a third counter with John Bentley going over from the three-yard line. The touchdowns continued to pile up throughout the remainder of the half, Paul Leonard and Sam Wilburn figuring In the scoring. At the half the Bugs led by 33 to 0.

The Bugs opened a versatile aerial attack in the third period with Holt doing some great passing. Singletary scored both Bug touchdowns In the last half, the first after a slashing attack beginning In mid-field, and the second on a 30-yard sprint.

Leonard Wiggins, half b a c k . brought the fans to their feet in the third period when he Intercepted one of Holt's heaves and returned It 65 yards to the Bug goal line for his team’s only tally.

The lineups: -

McPherson

Pos.

Okla. City U.

Pauls

le

Sage

Ellis

LT

Maddox

Keck

LG

Casey

Minear

c

McDaniel

Zinn

RG

Bretz

Wine

Rt

Peppers

Reinecker

RE

Breeden

Johnston

QB

Singletary

Carpenter

LH

Crymes

Wiggins

RH

Bentley

Blume

FB

Holt

Summary—scoring (touchdowns), Hold 2.' Singletary 2, Bentley. Leon--ard. Wilburn. Wiggins. Point after touchdown (goal from placement). Peppers 3, Maddox, Holt. First downs, Goldbugs 27. McPherson 2. Yards gained In scrimmage. Gold-bugs 340, McPherson 17. Yards lost In scrimmage, Goldbugs 9. McPher-son 11 Passes, Goldbugs completed 5 for 78 yards. 6 incomplete, l Interrupted; McPherson completed 4 for 29 yards. 3 Incomplete, 1 Intercept-ed. Punts. McPherson 8 for average of 33 yards. Kickoffs. Goldbugs 8 for average of 50 yards. McPherson 2 for average of 50 yards. Kickoffs returned, Goldbugs 2 for 39 yards, McPherson 7 for 108 yards. McPherson 5 for 34 yards. Fumbles, Gold-bugs 3. McPherson 1. Fumbles re-covered. Goldbugs 1. McPherson.

Officials -- John B. Olds. Tulsa, referee: Doc Bondurant. Oklahoma kitty, umpire; Cheebie Graham. Okla-iKimt. head linesman

Graymaroons Planning To Win Before Their Homecoming Crowd

Tomorrow night the Bulldogs will Journey to Newton for a non-conference engagement with Bethel College of that city.

Never in the history of football between these two colleges has Bethel defeated the Bulldogs and this year should prove no exception. Dope is decidedly In favor of McPherson In this game but the team is in no way over-confident. The team fully realizes that Bethel is stronger this year than usual and has been working hard In preparation for the Gray Maroons. Also, the Swedes were defeated by Bethel this year for the first time since football has been played between those schools. Bethel will not be any set-up, but Binford's men are planning to take them Into camp.

Bethel Will have the advantage of playing on Its home field and also will be playing before Its Homecoming crowd. Reports from Newton state that they are pointed for this game and are determined to give the locals a real battle. Bethel teams of the past usually attempt many passes and the McPherson secondary de-

fense must play heads-up football if they are able to cope with these

passes.

Coach Binford Is planning to take a large squad    to Newton for this

game. A number of students and lo-cal fans will make the trip also for this game tomorrow night.

PADDLE ROLL

Oneita Boyer

.......Nov. 2

Ruth Tice

Mary Miller

----Nov, 7

Revised Proverb:

All are not girls that giggle.

—S. C. Wampus,

1

SENIORS KILL GOLDBUGS IN THURSDAY MEETING

Last Thursday the seniors who had charge of the pep chapel put on

2

a program with an octet.

The octet consisted of Harvey Shank. Milton Early. Lloyd Larsen. and Charles Austin, who represented Bulldogs, and Lilburn Gottmann, Ward Williams. Melvin Landes, and Delbert Kelly who were Goldbugs, They all sang, but the Goldbugs croaked so terribly that they had to be gradually eliminated by means of a popgun. Students were surprised by the pleasing stage personality of Melvin Landes, who died a horrible death for a horrible cause. His makeup was highly enhanced by dark sideburns and mustache.

Chapel was turned over to the regular cheer leaders and then the W. A. A- requested all freshmen girls who were not wearing their berets to come up on the stage and make apologies. Following this the freshmen boys minus caps were taken up on the stage and paddled