HOME COMING EDITION


VOL. XV


McPherson college, McPherson, Kansas, Wednesday, oct. 28, 1931


NUMBER 8


WELCOME BACK, ALUMNI

Several Other Activities Planned for Celebration

Sheldon Believes Outlook for Peace Is Encouraging

"MISS FEMININE CHARM" DISCUSSED BY Y. W. C. A.

Fri., Oct. 23—This morning in chapel Dr. Harnly introduced Rev. Earl Frantz, a graduate of this school and now pastor of the Church of the Brethren at Sabetha, Kansas.

Re. Frantz believes that the youth of today is interested in the serious things of life and that no one has a right, as a Christian to give anything but his best. It is easy to hit on the curb and grin, but not so easy to get into the center of activity. No one should sidestep the chance to die for a great cause, if by so doing he can reach his goal.

After the talk Miss Mildred Dah-linger, accompanied by Mrs. Anna

Tate, sang a negro spiritual, "Across the River."

ALUMNI GATHERING FOR HOME COMING FRIDAY

Will Meet Old Classmates and Familiar Scenes

FOOTBALL GAME FEATURED From cast, west, north, and south the alumni and former students of McPherson college will gather next Friday for the first Home Coming celebration to take place in several years. They will view again the scenes which have become familiar through intimate association, and they will again meet their classmates for a renewal of the friendships of student, days.

The headliner for the three days of the Home Coming activities is the football game in McPherson Athletic Park at eight o'clock Friday evening, between the McPherson Bulldogs and the Friends university Quakers. Friends has a good team which is sure to show the Bulldogs a real game, while the Bulldogs are ready to show them some real competition at the sound of the starting whistle Friday night. Anyone who has fol-lowed the last two games played by the McPherson team knows that the number of games won or lost tells very little about the actual fighting spirit and playing ability of the Bull-dogs. A comprehensive ticket selling campaign has been in progress for several days and there is prospect for a record crowd at the game. The Freshman class has undertaken the preparation of a special souvenir book which can be secured at the game. It will contain the names, numbers and weights of the players, with pictures of outstanding men, also the school song and the season schedule for the Bulldogs.

Saturday will be given over to visiting with old friends, making new ones, and viewing the campus and the new improvements in the city of McPherson. At six-thirty in the evening there is to be a motion picture, "Hell and the Way Back,” in the college chapel sponsored by the local Y. M. C. A. This is to be followed by an all-school social held under the supervision of the alumni association.

Sunday morning, following the regular Sunday School session at the College Church, there will be a Home Coming sermon by Rev. H. F. Rich-ards.    

It is the desire of the Home Coming committee that anyone for whom it is impossible to come to McPherson this fall send their best wishes anyway, in order to make this the biggest and best Home Coming over experienced at M. C.

INDUSTRIAL ARTS MAJORS MEET TUESDAY NIGHT

Tues., Oct. 20—This evening a meeting of the Industrial Arts majors was held in Prof. Milton Dell's lecture room, for the purpose of study-ing some of the problems which are most important in the field of industrial arts.

For the most part the meeting consisted of informal discussion by the students present. Leonard Crumpack-er and Rush Holloway, teachers of industrial arts in the McPherson high school and junior high school respectively, were present to take part. It is the plan of the group to meet once a month hereafter in similar disc-

sions.

CHEMISTRY STUDENT

IS TEACHING

Miss Adelaide Glaser, a former student of McPherson College who took her major in the department of Chemistry has accepted a position for this fall as head of the department of foods and nutrition, at the Delta State College at Cleveland, Missis-sipi. She will be acting head of the entire department of Home economics the first part of the year during leave of absence of one of the professors.    

Y. W. C. A. PRESIDENT

ENTERTAINS CABINET

Mon., Oct. 26—This evening at six-thirty o'clock Alberts Yoder, president of the Y. W. C. A., entertained the members of the Y. W. C. A. cabinet with a luncheon in the Y. W. C. A. room.    

Alter the serving of the two course luncheon which carried out a Hallowe'en motif. Miss Della Lehman, an advisor of the organization, in a most interesting manner interpreted several groups of poems.

Those present at the luncheon were

Miss Della Lehman, Evelyn Saylor, Mattie Shay, Constance Rankin, Eth-el Sherfy, Grace Heckman, Elizabeth Richards, Mary Weddle, Ada Brunk, Helen Holloway, Esther Brown, and Alberta Yoder.

DR. JOHN H. FINLEY

ONE OF MAIN SPEAKERS

Will Be Heard on National College Broadcast

One of the internationally known speakers who will talk during the National Liberal Arts College Broadcast on November 14 is Dr. John H. Finley, associate editor of the New York Times since 1921.

Previous to this time Dr. Finley was president of Knox college, president of the College of the City of New York, and president of New York State College as well as Commissioner of Education for the state of New York. He taught In Princeton university and lectured in many universities in America and in foreign lands.

Dr. Finley was educated in Knox college and John Hopkins university, and holds doctor’s degrees from twenty colleges and universities in the United States and Canada.

Other famous speakers who are to be heard on the program are President Hoover, Dr. Robert L. Kelly, Mrs. Thomas J. Preston, Jr., and Dr. A. N. Ward.

COLLEGE STUDENTS TO

APPEAR IN BIG DRAMA

"If I Were King" To Be Given in McPherson

A number of McPherson college students are to appear in the cast of the first annual dramatic production of the Crossroad Playmakers, the McPherson unit of the Little Theatre movement. The four act drama. "If I Were King," by Justin Huntley McCarthy, it to he given in Convention Hall November 19 and 20, with a matinee on November SO. C. E, 0elrich is directing the presentation which gives promise of being the outstanding thing of its kind ever to be witnessed in McPherson.

Listening is the sincerest form of flattery.

COMING EVENTS

Wed., Oct. 28—Mission Study Class, Y. W. C. A. room at 4:30 P. M.

Thurs., Oct. 29—Pep meeting in chapel at 10 A. M.

Thurs., Oct. 29 — Chemistry Club meets at 4:30 P. M.

Fri., Oct. 30—Home Coming football game, McPherson vs. Friends, 8 P. M.

Sat,. Oct. 31—Y. M. C. A. moving picture in chapel, 11:30 P. M.

Sat., Oct. 31—Home Coming all-school social, 8 P. M.

Mon,. Nov. 2—International Relations Club meets, 4:30 P. M.

SUMMARY OF WORK OF

PEACE CARAVAN GIVEN

Address 6000 People in 65 Meetings—7 One Sunday

Fri., Oct. 23—The following summary for the nine weeks during which the members of the McPherson college Peace Caravan. Mildred Doyle and Lillian Carlson, were working in the interests of disarmament and World Peace this summer, has been announced by Dr. J. D. Bright:

Approximately 65 meetings.

Largest meeting: Holton, Kansas, seven meetings on one Sunday.

Busiest week: 13 meetings in the Bolton vicinity.

Usual average: 6 or 7 meetings a week.

Travel: during the summer about 6500 miles,—in Kansas about 2500 miles.

Estimated number of people addressed: 600; getting signers to petitions was also a regular part of the work.

Of the Peace Caravan budget of $505, McPherson college and the McPherson area furnished $305, while the remainder came from the headquarters of the Church of the Brethren at Elgin, Illinois. Dan West generously loaned the use of his car free of charge, and most of the postage and clerical work was furnished by the college.

McPherson student is

INJURED IN ACCIDENT

Miss Vera Flora, a junior, and Mr. Lloyd Diggs, Class of 1930, who is teaching at Gaylord, Kansas, were injured last Sunday evening in an automobile accident, near Wakeeney, Kansas. They were enroute to McPher-son from Quinter, where Miss Flora had been visiting at her home. A large truck entering the highway from a side road struck the car, caus-ing it to overturn and pin the occupants underneath. Both an sustained minor cuts and bruises and burns from acid which spilled from the battery of the overturned car.

Tues., Oct. 27—“Miss Feminine Charm" was the topic discussed in the Y. W. meeting under the leadership of Pearl Walker. Zelta Oxley and Velma Amos, accompanied by Mildred Ronk, sang a duet.

Mary Swain discussed Miss Feminine Charm’s invitations, acceptances, and regrets. Marlette Dappen talked on her arrival at social affairs. Viola De Vilbiss discussed how Miss Feminine Charm should act while a guest and Elizabeth Richards concluded the program by talking about the departure of Miss Feminine Charm and her "Thank you" note.

Announcements were made and the meting was closed with the Y. W. benediction.

FRESHMEN HOLD OUTING

AT ANDERSON'S GROVE

Baseball, Games, and Refreshments Occupy Evening

Fri., Oct. 24—This evening at four thirty o’clock about sixty freshmen trokked not to Anderson’s grove north of town for a weiner roast.

Immediately upon landing at the grounds a baseball game was organized with Professor Hess acting as umpire. Tommy Taylor's side walked away with the game and further ac-tivity along that line was discontinued. The freshmen occupied the intervening time before their lunch with teeter-tottering, three-cornered catch, and gathering firewood.

Next came the call for beans and everyone was kept busy eating wein-ies, buns, potato salad, beans, bananas, and a bushel of apples. What apples and bananas were not eaten were thrown at innocent, unsuspect-ing bystanders, and the remainder of the coffee was used to put out the fire. The party broke up about seven o'clock.

McPherson graduate

GIVES CHAPEL ADDRESS

Rev. Earl Frantz Believes in Seriousness of Youth

MASS PEACE MEETING IS A GREAT SUCCESS

Dr. Charles M. Sheldon and Dr. J. Nevin Sayre Speak

DISARMAMENT IS URGED

Sun., Oct. 25—A Mass Peace meeting was held at the Community Building this afternoon. It was one of a series of meetings being held throughout the country under the auspices of the periodical, "The World Tomorrow". Although the meeting was scheduled to start at 2:30, the train on which the two speakers, Dr. Nevin Sayre and Dr. Charles M. Sheldon, were riding, was delayed. The talks started at about 4:00.

The subject of the talks was "How May Another World War be Averted?" Dr. Sayre told of economic and political conditions in Europe. He stated that Germany holds a keystone position in Europe, because of her present economic and political strife. Dr. Sayre continued by saying that the United States could relieve the situation very much if we would, because all Europe is paying war debts to United States, and most of these payments come originally from Germany; and the U. S. spends more for armaments than any other nation, spending at the rate of $2,000,000 every 24 hours.

Dr. Sheldon gave some of the en-couraging aspects of the present sit-uation with regard to peace. He stated that war is a most wasteful, stupid and cowardly act and that nations are growing to realize this. Dr. Sheldon believes the peace movement is progressing every day, because more and more organizations, and individual citizens are standing for peace; and because treaties pri-marily against war are being made. He stated that to end war, nations must deal justly,love kindness, and walk humbly with God. In closing, he said "Let us shake hands, not fists, across international boundaries".

ANOTHER Y. M. MOVIE

NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT

"Hell and the Way Back” Is Home Coming Feature

Next Saturday evening at 6:30 o'clock another of the of motion pictures sponsored by the local Y. M. C. A. will be shown in the college chapel as a feature of the Homecoming activities. The picture to be given is "Hell and the Way Back," a five-reel production con-cerning the League of Nations and the World Court.

The picture is divided into two parts. The first part presents a dramatic love story of the War, depleting the universal desire of men that war and its horrors be abolished. The second part shows actual scenes of the workings of the League of Nations, the International Labor Office, and the World Court. The spectators see a commission on the spot settling a boundary dispute between Greece and Bulgaria. It also includes maps and diagrams illustrating the work of the League, and pictures of several internationally known states-

men.

M. C. GRADUATE IS HONORED

A letter was received recently from a former M. C. student who took his major in Chemistry. Martin Wise, who was graduated with the class of '28, and is now employed in the Western Star Mill Co., writes that he has been working on some interesting experiments in cereal chemistry.

A paper was written on this experiment, and this was read at the American Association of Cereal Chemists which was held May 25-29 at Louisville, Kentucky. This paper has also been published in the "Cereal-Chem-ist", a recognition which is regarded as an honor.


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WELCOME BACK ALUMNI

Although a warm welcome is always extended to former McPherson-ites, this week we of the College are throwing open its doors with a special invitation to the graduates and students of past years to pay a visit to their alma mater. We hope that every one within possible range of McPherson will take advantage of this opportunity for a Home Coming trip to the scenes of some of their richest experiences.

The big attraction of the week-end is to be the Home Coming football game between the Bulldogs and the Friends University Quakers, under the floodlights in McPherson Athletic Park at eight o'clock Friday evening. Since the opening of the season the Bulldogs have shown a remarkable improvement in form and the loss of several games by small margins has not in the least discouraged the team or their supporters. The McPherson-Frlends game is a non-conference contest that should bring forth the best playing of which each team is capable for a winning decision.

In addition there is to be a pep rally in the downtown business district preceding the game. on Saturday evening a good five-reel motion picture depleting war and its solution by international Arbitration, entitled "Hell and the Way Back," followed by an all school social on the campus, and on Sunday morning a special Home Coming church service at the College Church.

In one sense the alumni constitute the most vital part of the college, since it is they who are the products turned out by its machinery. The few years which they have spent here have added materially to their characters and the usefulness of their lives. It is to be hoped that every one of them has become imbued with that old Bulldog spirit of fighting for right principles with undying determination. If that is the case. McPherson college has not stood on the plains of Kansas for forty years in vain.

EDISON

Edison, the man, is dead but Edison, the great inventor and benefactor of mankind, will live forever in the memory of the millions who, through his genius, were able to know and enjoy a larger life.

Much has been written about him hut much more will be written about him now since he is dead. But mere words, no matter how beautifully phrased or inspired, will not express the eulogy which his life deserves. The full import of the passing of Edison is beyond the comprehension of the mind. The Individual homage of men throughout the world forms a tribute to the achievements of Edison.    -

It was a mute tribute to the great wizard of Menlo Park when on the evening of October 31 the electric lights were extinguished for one minute leaving the world in total darkness.

Edison, the great benefactor of mankind, will live forever in the memory of man.—A. Y.        

TIPS TO FRESHMEN

The Bulletin of Barnard College for Women tells freshmen how to avoid the odium of appearing like freshies.

"Do not have your picture taken in a Eugenie hat. Think of mother in the soup plates of 1910, and make this a vow.

"Do not gape at every airplane that passes over the campus. If you refuse to notice a dirigible your reputation is made.

"Remember that your language should be inelegant but not rowdy. This, and the above precepts, should make you what the college senior is today."

The program of the chemistry club for this week will be in charge of the Freshman group. The subject of the program is to be "Recent Discoveries in Chemistry This Past Summer."

About eight papers will be read on this topic. A demonstration on the preparation of liquid ammosis will be an experiment of interest to all.

Vernon C. Rhoades Wilbur C. Yoder Alberta Yoder Ward Williams

Agnes Bean Dorothy Dresher Mildred Doyle Faculty Adviser

LILLIAN CARLSON SPEAKS ON PEACE AT Y. M. C. A.

Tues., Oct. 27— The Y. M. meeting today was the first of a series of programs on Peace. Lillian Carlson talked on present world conditions and the peace movement, pointing out that factions exist in Europe today, much the same as they did in l914. Miss Carlson discussed the World Court Protocol which has not yet been passed by the United States, but which is to be voted on by our Congress in December, and Harry Emerson Fondick's three steps that may be taken by each of us, as definite action for peace. These three steps are (1) educate ourselves concerning real facts of war and mili-tarism. (2) combat militaristic forces and (3) follow our individual con-sciences in refusing to take part in war, in case there is one.

Special Music was given by Faithe Ketterman, who played a piano solo. Clinton Trostle was chairman of the meeting, and Everett Fasnacht led devotions.

SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS CONDUCTS PICNIC HIKE

Sat. Oct. 24— Members of the Junior-Senior College Women's Sun-day-School class took part in a hike and picnic this afternoon. The group went to East Park in McPherson where they had a good social time daring the afternoon. Light refresh-ments were served.

Mattie Shay Everette Fasnacht Viola De Vilbiss

Pro. Maurice A. Hess

WASHBURN COLLEGE PLANS A STUDENT CONFERENCE

In Topeka December 4 and 5 Will Discuss Disarmament

Washburn college, Topeka, Kans., Oct. 21—A student Disarmament conference, in which students from all Kansas colleges and universities will participate, is bring planned by the Washburn Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. The conference will be in Topeka, December 4 and 5. Its purpose is to create student interest in disarmament and to furnish background for an Interpretation of the International Disarmament conference at Geneva, Switzerland, which will begin Febru-ary 2, 1932.

One speaker of International repute, and faculty members of the University of Kansas, Kansas State  college at Manhattan, and Washburn, who have made special studies of the various angles involved, will address the student meetings.

FRESHMEN IN CHARGE OF CHEMISTRY MEETING

CRUMBS THAT FALL

Worry may have killed more people than work but neither one has filled many graveyards.

A wise man has said: "I haven't time to worry. In the daytime I'm too busy, and at night I'm too sleepy."

Ever notice in an argument the one who knows the least does the most talking?

Classical music—the kind that sounds as though it, may turn into a tune any minute.

It is easy to be brave from a distance. —Aesop.

An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding; and it is not to be found in foreign lands, but in the heart itself — Stevenson.

Be careless in your dress if you must but keep a tidy soul.- Mark Twain.

—"M."

SEEN ON THE CAMPUS HEARD IN THE DORM.

Week-end visitors on the campus included Nina Stall, Lucile Crabb, Marvin Hill, Dave Shackleford, Floy Brown.

Mildred Doyle, Gulah Hoover, Vera and LaVere Flora, and Posey Jamison were in Quinter Saturday and Sunday.

Miss Irene Stover, former student here, is taking training in the Technical Department of Research Hospital this year.

Hope Nickel was at her home in Wichita over the week-end.

Dr. J. J. Yoder and Prof. J. A. Blair look part in the District Meeting of Southeast Kansas which was held at the Independence church during the past week-end. Both Dr Yoder and Prof. Blair took active part in the program, each giving several lectures and sermons.

Harlow Nachtigal was in his home at Buhler Saturday and Sunday.

Mildred Pray and Alice Christiansen visited in their homes in Durham over the week-end.

Walter McGaffey, class of '30, is spending several weeks working at the home of his brother-in-law, John Daggett, B. S. '23, near Lawrence.

Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Weddle and sons Herman and Leonard, of Bloop, visited their son and brother, Walter Weddle, Sunday, while Mr. find Mrs. L. C. Weddle visited their daughter Mary Weddle.

Pres. V. F. Schwalm was at the Rockingham Brethren church, Hardin, Missouri, for the District Meeting held there during the week-end.

Hope Nickel spent Monday night with Attillia Anderson and Viola De Vilbiss in McPherson.

FALSE FIRE ALARM IS

CAUSE OF EXCITEMENT

When Firemen Arrive No Sign of Conflagration is Found

Wed., Oct. 21—Considerable ex-citement prevailed on College Hill this evening about seven o'clock, when the ominous sound of the McPherson fire whistle was followed by a hurry-up trip of the entire firefighting department to the college campus. Within a few minutes several hundred cars had gathered, and a large crowd assembled around the two fire trucks in front of Sharp Hall. The only thing lacking was the fire.

It is reported that a minor fire in a car in the drive near the campus entrance inspired someone to turn in the fire alarm, but when the firemen arrived on the scene neither the fire nor the person who had given the call could be found.

Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer.

PEP RALLY IS PUNNED

FOR THURSDAY MORNING

Will Have Parade Friday Night Preceding Game

The cheer leaders have planned an interesting pep meeting for the chapel hour Thursday morning at ten o'clock. This will be a practice meeting to learn the new yells and songs which were recently published in The Spectator. Bring your copies of this with you.

Friday evening there will be a parade, just before the game, and between halves at the same a clever stunt will be presented.

FORMER MATRON TROSTLE IS GOING TO CALIFORNIA

Miss Lora Trostle, who for a num-ber of years was matron of Arnold Hall and now lives near the campus, is planning to spend the winter at the home of Dr. Frank Shirk, a graduate of '92, in La Verne, California. She will go in company with Mrs. L. T. Shirk, Dr. Shirk's mother, leaving McPherson next Tuesday, November 3. They plan to spend a few days with friends at Alamogordo. New Mexico, while enroute to California.

Miss Trostle and Mrs. Bhirk will probably return to McPherson about May 1.

And learned that compromises wait Behind each hardly opened gate, When I can look life in the eyes Grown calm and very coldly wise. Life will have given me the Truth And taken in exchange— My Youth.

-Sara Teasdale.

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WEDNESDAY, OCT. 28, 1931


PAGE TWO


When I have ceased to break my wings

Against the faultiness of things,

To be seventy years young is far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.—O. W. Holmes.

Knowledge comes but wisdom lialers.—Tennyson.


WEDNESDAY, OCT. 28, 1931



PAGE THREE


ALUMNI, DO YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE GOOD OLD TIMES IN THE EARLY HISTORY OF M. C.

From 1888 to 1931 There Has Been Steady Improvement in Most Things—But a Few Present Day Escapades Aren’t So New

The average human being does not appear to be overly fond of steeping his mind to volumes of ancient history but we are willing to testify that if you will indulge in a little seaming of this bit of propaganda you'll agree that our dear alma mater has a good amount of ancient history con-nected with her earlier days that is not entirely distasteful. We have made use of some extraordinary interesting source material and have had infor-mation from those who have been rather intimately connected themselves with these happenings.

In order that this epistle may be started out in the proper way you might be interested in knowing a few farts about McPherson college as an institution for educating children from the plains of Kansas many years ago. According to an old, old chronicle, out College—the pride of Mc-Pherson—was founded back in 1988 and at that time was in debt $27,000. But by 1900 this had been removed, the college had been fully equipped and over six thousand additional dollars had been spent in improvements. During those early days nine departments were sustained, viz: Preparatory, normal, collegiate, business, stenography and typewriting, oratorical, musical, biblical and German. The head of the Natural science department was none other than our own Dr. Harnly, who in those days was addicted to wearing a beautiful mustache which gave him a decidedly sheikish ap-pearance.

Way back around the years 1888 and 1890- when the college was still in its infancy the poor boys and girls must have had a tougher time of it than we do now. Yeah, you may think that seems impossible but just wait please and be patient until we pass on some of these bewildering statements for you to ponder over. There were tough rules then and they had to be obeyed; if they weren't carried out to the letter there was a real faculty meeting held and some mighty real tears shed by the unfortunate miscreants.

In those days there were some rigid rules regulating the social life of the inmates of McPherson's educational institution. Now when these iron clad statements were put into actual practice it meant that the boys and girls couldn't even play around together or walk down town unless they had two or three faculty mem-bers in the lead or else tagging along behind like faithful watch dogs. Whenever there was an important concert or something down town the children instead of getting permits and strolling down by twos were

herded into one of those mule street cars that used to navigate the streets of McPherson, and with half a dozen profs along to guide and guard them from civil went to the concert, Before the family could return to the dormitory the profs usually had to spend about ten minutes rounding everybody up and getting them back in the car safely.

By the way here is another feature of campus life as it was then that might interest and surprise you. There was just one dormitory, and that was the building now known as Fahnestock Hall. The fellows lived on one floor, the girls on another, and many of the faculty members al-so stayed there. The dean used to go over to visit the dorm every day, so evidently Dean Replogle hasn’t been doing his duty. The dining hall too was in this same building and even the chapel for a while. After supper all the students were permitted to have a half an hour—thirty minutes, no more—to visit together either in the chapel or in the big parlor. Of course this all took place-in the proper atmosphere for the poor dears were duly chaperoned.

Really the modern generation isn't s0 far advanced when we consider some of our recreations as compared to those of our forefathers. They used to go walking, too, on the road east of the campus for about a mile, or else stroll out to the cemetery and play leap frog over the tombstones on Sunday afternoons when everyone was supposed to be in a reverent frame of mind.

As for athletics, in those times no one need suffer from athletic heart, broken noses, ribs, etc., and anxious parents were saved the agony of worrying about the beloved son going to college and getting ruined from that horrible game called Football. Honestly, the most strenuous exercise participated in consisted of that game, which we hear of sometimes, croquet. The girls had a croquet ground on one side of the dorm and the fellows played theirs on the other side and if some member of either sex would happen to become absent minded or forget which side be or she belonged on, there was serious trouble.

The men did rig up some sort of trapeze apparatus out here north of the dormitory, but one night a terrible scandal occurred when a group of girls, clad in their night garb, took it into their foolish young heads to go out and swing on the trapeze. Horrified at such conduct, the matron hurriedly herded them back into the dorm, bitterly and vehemently denouncing them the while for falling to uphold the honor and dignity of their school.

Pie swiping seemed to have been quite a favorite sport with our fathers. One young man was especially adept at this game and this is the way he worked it. He would go down into the kitchen and kid the cook along and then when she wasn't look-ing would slip a pie out of a window to a confederate outside. But one day as he was deep in his conversa-tion, unknown to him Dr. Fahnestock approached, so of course his confederate quickly made his exit from the scene. As Dr. Fahnestock was walking along he was surprised to see a pie come out of a window, but he only took it and remained silent. Soon a second appeared and then a third, and then Dr. Fahnestock said, "Don't you think we have about enough pies?" You can imagine the chagrin of the culprit.

And so the college youth of former days also played their tricks and had their fun, and though some of them now — grown older — like to talk about the good old days, take it from one who knows, they weren’t all un-gels—even then.

DR. J. W. HERSHEY

SPEAKS IN CHAPEL WED.

Speaks of Home Influence and Adjustment to College

Wed., Oct. 21—A happy home is one in which there is satisfaction, bitter words are left unspoken and cheerfulness reigus. Dr. J. W. Hershey asserted in his chapel talk this morning.

We all came from different homes to be one large college family. Adjustment is difficult, and when one is not properly adjusted dissatisfac-tion results. After coming to college one should show his appreciation for his home in maintaining its high standard. Home influence is deathless.

Miss Jessie Brown played the processionss and recessional for the service.

EDUCATION IS SUBJECT

DISCUSSED IN C. E.

Was Second of Group on “Making Most of Life"

Sun., Oct.. 25—The Christian En-deavor program tonight centered around the subject "Education—the Key to Closed Doors ". The program was the second of a group on the theme "Making the Most of Life ", Grace Heckman was leader in tonight's meeting.

Following devotional reading by the leader, Ada Brunk gave a chalk talk illustrating the song "I Love a Little Cottage". Mildred Dahlinger sang the song as the drawing was being completed.

The first discussion topic was "Why Do I Need an Education" by Ruth Idhe. She said that education makes possible a more satisfactory standard of living; develops our faculties for Christian service; and enriches life. Philip Lauver, the second speaker, talked on "Shall I Be Satis-fied with Just Getting By?" Mr. Lauver said that "getting by" with class work is enough if we sese some-thing that is nearer our goal and needs beyond and above what our classes give us. He also said that, an education includes an understand-ing and appreciation of self, nature, society and God, and to get these one must read, study lives of great leaders, study men in our acquain-tance, and study each other. Pelvis Bradshaw discussed the duration “Where Should We Go to Get an Ed-ucation?" summarizing reasons given by students for attending college where they do, and concluded by saying that one should attend college where he can develop a four-fold life.

A pessimist may be that way because of the optimists who owe him money. - Hamilton Spectator.

BRADSHAW IS SPEAKER

AT W. S. G. MEETING

Thurs., Oct. 22—Delvis Bradshaw was the speaker in the regular meeting of the World Service Group held in the Y. W. C. A. room this evening at six-thirty o’clock.

He gave a most interesting and enlightening talk concerning the foreign missions of the Church of the Brethren, using as a basis for the facts given the recent book by Moyer.

"Missions of the Church of the Brethren."

Tells of Foreign Missions of

Church of the Brethren



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WESLEYAN STRENGTHENS CLAIM TO LEAD IN LOOP


BASKETBALL SCHEDULE ANNOUNCED BY COACH


BULLDOGS GIVE TIGERS SCARE OF THEIR LIVES


BULLDOGS VS. QUAKERS IN HOME COMING GAME


Bethany Swedes Come Second by Win over Baker


McPherson Leads by Two Points Most of Game


BULLDOGS 2, HAYS 6


Opponents Have Best Team in Years—Squads Nearly Even in Weight


Only One McPherson Substitution Hays scores by Pass


Hays, Kansas, Oct. 23—McPherson college lost a hard fought game here tonight to the Hays Tigers. The Bulldogs scored a safety early in the first quarter and held this two-point advantage until there was less than two minutes of the game to be played. Hays scored on a short pass over center with the receiver running about twenty-eight yards to the score. Hays failed to kick goal, leaving the score 6-2 in favor of the Tigers.

The Bulldogs received the kick-off and reeled off two first downs in  great fashion. Then they pulled a good one on the Tigers by making a quick punt on the second down. It was a beautiful kick, the ball rolling out of bounds on Hays's own seven yard line. On the first play the Hays center made a bad pass and the ball rolled over the goal line. McPherson's men downed the Hays man behind the goal line making the score 2-0 in favor of the Bulldogs.

With this two point lend the Bulldogs fought hard, outcharging their heavier opponents, throughout the entire game. The teams battled back and forth in the center of the field with neither team having much advantage. Hays used every means of overcoming the two point lead and substituted freely. McPherson made only one substitution and to these man goes the credit for playing a great game.

Hays had a big team, but they found that they couldn't penetrate the Bulldog forward wall with any consistency. Time and again the Bulldog linemen would stop their opponents for no gains. Hays tried several passes and completed some for very short gains. Their long passes were usually grounded by an alert McPherson back.

McPherson used a variety of plays chosen for each situation, with each of the backs doing some fine ball-lugging. The linemen were working well together and made good openings for the McPherson backs.

In the Hays lineup Goodrich, fullback, and Woodruff, quarter, looked good at times.


With a line which developed a consistent working machine in the last few games, and with an offensive which made itself felt to no small degree against Hays last week, the Bulldogs take the field Friday night against Friends university. The Quakers have the best team they have had In several years. Recently they defeated Ottawa university 13 to 7, both touchdowns being made by Morton, a fleet halfback around whom the entire team is built. It is probably he who will attempt to get through the Bulldog line by his speed for the most part Friday night.

Coaches for Friends are "Doc" Banbury, a veteran coach who has turned out good teams for the Quakers for a number of years, and Assistant, Coach Wiley, a former Friends football star

Hero is the lineup for Friday night:


Mon., Oct. 26—Kansass Wesleyan gained a firmer grip on the lead in the Kansas Conference last week by a 25-6 win over Ottawa, running their season point total to 143. Only 12 points in four games, two of them non-conference, have been tallied against the Coyotes.

Bethany moved Baker out of the winning column by a 6-0 victory at Baldwin Friday. The winning score was made on a pass from Zimmerman to Anderson, and the Swedes were only one foot, short of a second touchdown when the closing whistle sounded. McPherson, after holding an advantage of 2 to 0 during most of a non-conference game with Hays Teachers of the Central conference, were defeated by a Hays touchdown with two minutes to play.

Games this week (all Friday night):

McPherson Vs. Friends at McPherson (non-conference) Bethany vs. Wesleyan at Salina Baker vs. Ottawa at Ottawa


MORE MEN REPORT FOR

BASKETBALL PRACTICE


McPherson

Hochstrasser

Mowbray

Minear

Ikenberry

Keck

Quigg

R. Anderson

Binford

Wiggins Carpenter E. Anderson


Pos.

LE LT

LG C  RG  RT  RE QB  RH LH FB


Friends

Thompson Lansdowne

Cott

Kidd

McPherson

Suthard Skinner McLeod

   Coleman

Morton Geist


The lineup opposing the Bulldogs will be the nearest to their own weight of all the teams played yet this season, and it is hard to predict just what will be the outcome of the battle.


— DRIPPINGS —

from

THE DOPE BUCKET


According to the Kansas Conference basketball schedule for the Bulldogs as announced by Coach Binford, they begin their loop competition with Baker on January 15. Preceding this time it is planned to make a barnstorming trip, probably near the holidays.

The conference schedule:


January 15 January 22 January 29 February 5 February 12 February 18 February 23 February 26


Baker, there

Ottowa, here

Wesleyan, there

Bethany, here

Ottowa, there

Baker, here

Wesleyan, here

Bethany, there


Hays

Thurlow

Moreman(Capt)

Hawkes

Rogers

Shriner

Cashman

Harbaugh

Shull

Irvin

Neal

Woodruff


LINEUP


Pos.

LB

LT LG  C

RG

RT

RE

LH

FB

RH

OB


McPherson Hochstrasser Mowbray Minear Ikenberry Keck (Capt. )

Quigg R. Anderson  Carpenter E. Anderson Wiggins Binford


Substitutions: McPherson -Beck with for E. Anderson, Hays—Bear-ley for Shull; R. Schmidt for Shrin-er; Wilson for Hawkes; Goodrich tor Irvin: Quinlan for Harbaugh, Larsen for Cashman; Shriner for R. Schmidt: Wilson for Shriner; Mehl for- Wilson; Firebaugh for Thurlow; J. Schmidt for Rogers.

Summary Yards gained from scrimmage: Hays 139, McPherson 119. Yards lost from scrimmage: Hays 32, McPherson 22. First downs: Hays 10, McPherson 7. Penalties: Hays 7 for 45 yards, McPherson 3 for 15 yards. Punts: Hays 7 for 226 yards. McPherson 11 for 376 yards. Return from punts: Hays 5 for 52 yards, McPherson 6 for 36 yards. Fumbles: Hays 3. recovered 3, Mc-Pherson 3, recovered 3. Passes: Hays attempted 16, completed 8 for 68 yards. McPherson attempted 11, completed 2 for 18 yards.

Officials: Lou Lane, Creighton, referee; Larry Brennan, St. Marys, umpire: Detweller, K. U., head linesman.


Knowledge comes

Of learning well retained, unfruitful else.

Too low they build who build be-


Last Friday night the Bulldogs had both an offense and a defense that functioned throughout, the game. Hays has a big, powerful team that reminds us very much of Wesleyan's big powerhouse. I believe it is safe to say that the Bulldogs were outweighed at least twenty pounds to the man but at that they outcharged and outfought the Tigers throughout the entire game.

Hays made more yards from scrim-mage against Washburn than they did against McPherson and also scored a touchdown against Washburn, It is interesting to know that Washburn won the Central Conference last year and is leading again this year. Hays admits that we have a good team and also said that McPherson had the best end players of all the teams they have played thus far.

McPherson led Hays by two points from the first two or three minutes of the game up until the last two minutes when Hays scored their touchdown. The Hays rooters had decided that they were defeated. When Hays scored a Hays student remarked that that was surely heartbreaking to McPherson because the Bulldogs had outplayed them so badly so far that it wasn’t even funny. We agreed in that it was a heart-breaker and should have been McPherson's game.

Friends University at Wichita, a non-conference school, is the Bull-dogs' next opponent. The game is to be played here next Friday night as a part of the Homecoming celebration. Friends is said to have a strong team this year, having defeated Ottawa of the Kanaas Conference by a score of 13 to 6.

The Swedes upset Baker at Baldwin last Friday with a 6-0 score. Hardinger, Baker’s fullback, was not in the game because of injuries and we know that the Wildcats were minus a good man. One thing that can easily be seen is that both the Swedes and the Bulldogs are improving very rapidly. With this in mind it looks as though there should be a real football game in McPherson Thanksgiving Day.


Several additional men have been taking part in the preseason basketball practices within the last two weeks. Those who have reported for the last few sessions include Harold Reinecker, Howard Williams, Bernard Suttle, Roy Bartles, Lloyd Larsen, and Charles Austin. About fifteen men in all have reported thus far.

An exceptionally large amount of basketball material is at present occupied with football. This includes two lettermen from last year, Ralph Johnston and Harold Binford. There is a large number of freshmen stars from teams in nearby high schools who will be eligible for the Bulldog squad, but the majority of these are playing football also.

Posey Jamison, stellar guard on the Bulldog basketeers for the last two years, and captain of the team last year, is having charge of the Monday practice each week, while Coach Binford directs activities on Thursday afternoons. The time is being occupied with drill on fundamentals of the game, a week being spent on each point taken up.

If you would be well, rule your appetite.


Posey Jamison Directs Monday Practice Sessions


WEDNESDAY, OCT. 28, 1931

Will Take Brainstorming Trip Near Christmas

The human mind should be like a good hotel—open the year round. —Phelps.