VOL. XV


McPherson college, McPherson, Kansas,


WEDNESDAY, FEB. 17, 1932


NO. 21.


BULLDOG DEBATERS MEET BETHANY SWEDES

HERE TONIGHT IN FIRST VARSITY SKIRMISH

McPherson drops conference contest to

OTTAWA BRAVES FRIDAY NIGHT, 19 TO 21

Gottman and Williams, Team Which Took Second in Pre-Season Tourney, to Fight it out With Bethany Negative—Hard Battle Expected

Bulldogs Lead During Most of Game—Spong, Ottawa Substitute Forward, Saves Game for the Braves—Last Part of Contest Is Rough

McPherson Goes Into Debate Race With Two Veterans, Two New Men

Binford Leads Scoring for Bulldogs —Injury Fails to Stop Jamison

Will Be Subjected to Scrutiny of All Departments With View of Comparison

M. C. LEADS 11-7 AT HALF

Ottawa., Feb. 12. — The Ottawa Braves won a hard fought basket-ball game from the McPherson college Bulldogs here tonight in a Kansas Conference game. The final score was 21 to 19.

McPherson held the lead practically all the way with Ottawa trailing by only a few points. A number of

game put Ottawa into the lead just before the final whistle.

McPherson took the upper band at the start of the game and began playing fast basketball. The Bulldogs managed to work the ball in for many good shots at the basket, and put several through the ring. Ottawa rallied somewhat before the close of the half, but McPherson was leading 11 to 7 at half time.

With the start of the second half the Bulldogs displayed some more good basketball and by the middle of the second half the canines were leading 18 to 12. Spong, substitue forward for Ottawa, entered the game at this point and proceeded to cage two field goals. Knapper, center for the Braves, scored another. The Bulldogs were somewhat demoralized by the playing of the Braves in the closing minutes of the game and did not play at well as they had during the greater part of the contest. Spong, Casida, and Knapper played good games for Ot-

Binford led the scoring for the Bulldogs. Jamison, McPherson cap-tain and guard, was injured in the early part of the game but put up a strong defensive fight in spite of this.

The victory leaves Ottawa entrenched in second place in the conference and puts McPherson in a tie with Baker for third place.

Summary;

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Referee: Gene Kemper, Emporia.

JOINT MUSIC CONCERT WILL BE NEXT WEEK

Miss Shelley and Miss Lehman To Appear on Program

McPherson music lovers will have a treat in store for them next Wednesday night, February 24, when they attend the joint concert given by the various musical organizations of McPherson college.

Among the groups participating in the program will be the college orchestra, the women's glee club, the men's glee flub, and two quartets. Others especially featured on the program will be Miss Margaret Shelley, violinist, and Miss Bella Lehman, reader.

The concert is to be given at the McPherson Congregational Church, beginning at 8:00 p. m. A small admission price of twenty five cents will be charged.

I have lived to know that the secret of happiness is never to allow your energies to stagnate.—Adam Clarke.

TO CELEBRATE BIRTHDAY DR. H. J. HARNLY who celebrates his seventieth birthday and fortieth year with McPherson college by attending a party in his honor next Monday evening.

BIRTHDAY PARTY TO HONOR DR. HARNLY

Celebration to Take Place in Church Parlors Next Monday, February 22

Dr. H. J. Harnly, vice-president of

McPherson college and veteran member of the faculty, will celebrate

his seventieth birthday and his fortieth year with the college by attending a birthday party in his honor on Monday evening, February 22. It is to take place in the parlors of the Church of the Brethren, beginning at 7: 30 o’clock.

All students of the college, members of the Church of the Brethren, and friends of Dr. Harnly living in or near McPherson are invited to attend the Party.

Dr. V. F. Schwalm is to be chairman of the program for the evening. Music will be furnished by students of the McPherson college fine arts department and by the College Church mixed quartet. The follow-ing addresses are scheduled to be

"Dr. Harnly; The Community

Man"    W. J. Krehbiel

"Dr. Harnly: “The College Man"

R. W. Mohler

"Dr. Harnly: The Church Man"

H. F. Richards These talks will be followed by a social hour, conducted by Miss

Edith McGaffey

This party is to be a tribute from his friends to Dr. Harnly. In recog-

ALL SET FOR W. A. A.

BANQUET SAT. NIGHT

Girls looking for dales for the W. A. A. banquet must have them by Saturday at the latest for that is the date set for the event. Only

those new members who have sufficiently recovered from the initiation will be expected to come. It might help some of the girls to know that the ticket price has been reduced to

$1.25, but they are seventy-five cents apiece. This is to discourage the more timid ones from going alone.

liant afrair with a George Washington theme. Mildred Doyle is chair-

Ethel Sherfy is in charge of the pro-gram and Florence Weaver is head of the most interesting of commit-tees, the menu committee.

A large attendance is expected at the banquet considering that this is leap year.

If you divorce capital from labor capital is hoarded, and labor starves

COMING EVENTS

Tonight—First vanity debate with Bethany Swedes, in chapel at 8:00

Thurs., Feb. 18—W. A. A. initia-

Kurtz lecture at College Church, 7:15 p. m.

McPherson-Baker basketball game,

8:30 p. m.

Sat., Feb. 20—W. A. A. banquet, College Church parlors al 6:30 p. m.

Mon., Feb. 22—Harnly Birthday parly. College Church parlors at 8:00 p. m.

Tues., Feb. 23—McPberson-K. Wesleyan basketball game here.

McPherson college to UNDERGO SURVEY SOON

ROBERT S. KELLY IN CHARGE

General Educational Board Is Sponsoring More

As announced at the meeting of the General Educational Board of the Church of the Brethren, held at Cincinnati last month, all of the Brethren church schools are to be subjected to a careful survey to determine the quality and character of the work being done in these schools in comparison with that of other colleges. The survey of McPherson college will take place sometime during the following year.

It was the desire at the Educational Board to secure someone from the outside who could make an estimate of our systems with an objective view. Accordingly a competent specialist in such work, Dr. Robert S. Kelly, has been selected to make the survey. Once the president of Eariham college, and for the last twenty years executive secretary of the Association of American Colleges, Dr. Kelly is one of the best known men in educational circles today. He has lectured extensively a American universities and also in foreign countries on “American Education."

With his assistants he will survey McPherson college during the following year in respect to sixteen or seventeen different phases of the educational plant here, according to an analysis of college survey reports which have been made in the past. Some of these are listed as follows.

I. Supporting organizations and constituencies. Denominations must choose between increased support, consolidation of institutions, or Abandonment.

II. Location. Educational environment and present or potential sources of students are the main factors involved.

III. Accreditation. Those institu-tions which cannot meet accrediting standards, with few exceptions, should close their doors. Careful at-tention should be given to state-ments in catalogues concerning ac-creditment.

IV. Purpose and service. Intelligent planning and efficient operation of colleges demand that those responsible for their work should know what they are striving to accomplish. Institutional, department, and course -objectives should be set

KURTZ LECTURE WILL

BEGIN AT 7:15

The lecture by Dr. D. W. Kurtz, "The Meaning, of Culture," which is to be given tomorrow evening in the College Church, will begin promptly al 7; 15 p. . In order to allow those who wish to attend the McPherson-Baker basketball game in Community Hall. The game is scheduled to begin at 8:30.

An informal social hour has been planned to follow Dr. Kurtz's lec-ure. It will provide an opportunity for his McPherson friends to again visit with him after an absence of

OPPOSE SWEDES TONIGHT

Members of the men's varsity de-bate learn which gets into action this week. Top: Word Williams, Lilburn Gottman, Bottom: Lawrence Lehman, Walter Wollman.

STUDENTS APPROVE PETITION TO HOOVER

Y. M. C. A. Sponsors Requests for U. S. Cooperation with League of Nations

Keen interst in the conduct of the United States in the unsettled International situations prevailing at present is being displayed by many college students, particularly under the leadership of the local Y. M. C. A.

Last Friday Clinton Trostle, president of the organization, presented the following petition to the students for approval:

“We, the students and faculty of McPherson college, appreciate your courageous stand to preserve the Kellog Pact in the present Chinese-Japanese controversy.

League of Nations, and that a majority of Americans desire such coop-

"Since the Council of the League is now meeting, and since capable

ing the Geneva Disarmament Con-ference, we urge that the American

number to sit with the League Coun-cil in settling the Chinese-Japanese difficulty."

213 of the students present in assembly voted in favor of the petition, one voted against it, and sev-en did not vote. Copies will be sent to President Hoover and Secretary of State Stimson, along with the results of the vote taken.

The Y. M. C. A. is also sending petitions in the same persons containing, in affiion to the above request, the following points: 1. That the United States effect immediate withdrawal of citizens, troops, and battleships from the troubled area in China. 2. That the United Stales take the initiative in making drastic reductions in armaments at the Gen-eva Conference.

A petition is soon to be sent to the Japanese ambassador to the United States requesting that Japan cooperate with the League of Nations, and consent to settle the present difficulty by conciliation.

Several individuals on the campus are sending similar petitions to gov-ernment officials.

MRS. W. T. LUCKETT

DIED SATURDAY

Mrs. W. T. Luckett, a graduate of McPherson in the class of 1926, died last Saturday at Hutchinson, Kansas. Death was caused by double pneu-monia. The funeral occurred at 1:30 p. m. Monday, and the body was sent lo McClave, Colorado, for burial.

BEAT THE SWEDES!!

NEGATIVE MEETS WICHITA U.

This evening the McPherson affir-mative team meets the Bethany neg-ative in the first varsity debate of the 1932 season. The debate is to take place in the college chapel, beginning at 8:00 o'clock.

Lilburn Gottman, first McPherson Affirmative, will open the foren-sic battle against the Swedes, and the second man to be heard on the

affirmative side will be Ward Williams. The latter has two years of varsity debate on the record, and has proved to be a real threat to all opponents. Gottmann is new to varsity debate this year, but in second team debates last year and in his work so far this year he has given proof of his ability. These two men were the ones who took second place in the pre-season tourney held at Winfield on December 1 and 5, in competition with sixty-one other teams from nev-

Thy will be opposed tonight by Emil Lundquist and Loren Sibley, two of Bethany's most formidable speakers. The Swedes are starting on a trip of several weeks duration,

and the debate here is to be the first on the tour for them. A hard fight is inevitable. Coach Maurice A. Hess states that McPherson is facing two stiff teams in the opening round this season, and the results of these contests will probably have a decided

effort on final standings. The sec-

ond debate of the first round occurs Friday night when the McPherson negative team, composed of Lawrence Lehman, first negative, and Walter Wollman, second negative, journeys to Wichita to meet the Wichita university affirmative team.

The question for debate this year is "Resolved: that Congress should enact legislation providing for the centralized control of industry."

Bulldog debaters is as follows:

March 4 -McPherson neg. vs. Wesleyan aff., here. McPherson aff. vs. Bethel neg., there.

March 18—McPherson aff. vs. Friends neg., here. McPherson neg. vs. Sterling aff., there. 5TUDENTS SPEAK IN

Y. M. C. A. TUESDAY

The weekly meeting of the Y. M. C. A. had as its chairman this morn-ing J. T. Williams. The subject for discussion was a continuation on the Arts of Living. After the devotions which were led by Kenneth Bitikof-er. Miss Bernice Dresher sang a vocal solo entitled “Our Yesterdays”.

The art of being Cheerful was dis-cussed by Jesse Dunning. He stated that it is in the power of each one to be cheerful because the attitude of cheerfulness is in the realm of the mind. He also said that it is through happiness that we gain cheerfulness, and hence we should start in this manner to master the art. “Enjoy the common things of life, for this

contributes t0 cheerfulness", stated Mr. Dunning.

The art of being courteous was the topic discussed by Ward Williams. Courtesy has as its foundation "respect", Courtesy is directly opposed to slfishness, as trying to acquire public attention, which is a childlike action. Mr. Williams stated that courtesy is a result of superior attitudes, or being able to form a basis of respect for personality. We should watch ourselves and cheek up on what we are doing, and remake our attitudes toward others, and respect their rights and personalities, thus becoming courteous.

Discretion of speech is more than eloquence, and to speak agreeably to him with whom we deal. Is more than to speak in good words or in good order.




CRUMBS THAT FALL


EDITORIAL STAFF


Editor-in-chief

Vernon C. Rhoades

Associate Editor

Wilbur C. Yoder

Associate Editor

Alberta Yoder

Circulation Manager


BUSINESS STAFF

Business Manager

Lloyd A. Larsen

Ass't Business Manager

J. T. Williams

Ass't Business Manager

Jesse Dunning

Frank Hutchinson


REPORTERS


Agnes Bean

Una Ring

Mattie Shay

Dorothy Dresher

Adelyn Taylor

Everett Fasnacht

Mildred Doyle

Dennis Andes

Viola De Vilbiss

Faculty Advisor

Prof. Maurice A. Hess

SENSE OF HUMOR


The thing that most of us need is a sense of humor. A sense of humor keeps one from taking oneself too seriously and from indulging in self-

pity. If we run draw our pet worries out into the light and make fun of them, they immediately become less forbidding and dissolve as if by

Some one has said that laughter and tears are closely akin and if by laughing crying can be avoided—no much the better.

If one is inclined to regard his own ideas as the last word and if he can bear no criticism of fun at his expense, he is taking himself entirely too seriously. Before he is lowered too much in the eyes of his fellows, in addition to being unhappy himself, he had better begin culti-vating or unearthing a sense of humor.-M. C. S.


The person who has tried and failed is a lot more likeable than the one who has never tried at all.

If you don’t look after your own interests somebody else will.

Get your pleasure as you travel alone. It's foolish to wait until you have scaled the brights before you view the scenery.

Scandal is when nobody did any-thing, and somebody told it. Ignor-ance is when you don’t know anything and somebody finds it out.

Still, as of old men by themselves

For forty pieces Judas sold himself, not Christ.

—Hester H. Cholmondely


Nachtatnrk    Schumann

Sonata op. 10 no. 2    Beethoven

Allegro

Miss Gulah Hoover

Torn Hill Top     Cox

Mrs. Leata McQuiston Concerto No. 23    Viotti

First Movement

Mr. Lloyd Spear

Impromptu A flat maj. Schubert Vaise op. 90    Chopin

Miss Anna Janet Allison

Love is the Wind--Mitchell

Indian Dawn    Zamecnik

Miss Arlene Anderson Valse Caprice    Newfound

Miss Kathleen Roberta

Concerto No. 23     Viotti

Last Movement

Miss Mattie Shay

Cradle Song    Kreisler

Miss Elizabeth Holzemer Organ Prelude G. Minor Bach Siloti Sonata E Minor    Greig

Allegro Moderato

Mr. Ronald Vetter. *


at 3:30 o'clock

Previous to the time of the examination the candidates for mem-bership were given copies of the constitution of the organization to study, and it was on these that the entrance examination was based.

Initiation into the W. A. A. will take place Thursday afternoon of this week.


SCHWALM REVIEWS LIFE

OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN


Says Lincoln Was Not American, But International Hero



Grace Lerew

Feb. 17

J. T. Williams

Feb. 18

Myreta Hammann

Feb. 19

Martha Andes

Feb. 22

La Vere Flora

Feb. 23

Vera Flora

Feb. 23

Una Ring

Feb. 23


W. S. G. DISCUSSES

BUDGET FOR YEAR


DO IT NOW


Stop resorting to idle wishing! Do something about getting the thing and achieving the success that you desire. If you want to be a singer, don’t sit down, twiddle your thumbs, and decide that it could never be-get up and start practicing scales. If you want to be a novelist—begin now. Don't wait until you have lots of time or money to start writing. If you are over-weight and you think that you really should stop eating those extra bars, there is no time like the present to begin reducing.

In order to accomplish anything at all, you must decide on your goal, make your plans, and then keep your eyes on your goal—M. C. S.


SEEN ON THE CAMPUS HEARD IN THE DORM.


IF CHINA WERE ARMED


It is encouraging to note that at least a few of the newspapers of size and influence take exception to the too common viewpoint that the way to peace and trust and goodwill among nations is armed preparedness for warfare; that the way to get along with a sister nation is to stand armed to the teeth and ready to set in motion the machinery of hateful vengeance and bloodshed the moment that she makes a move calculated to be aggressive or dangerous.

We reprint an editorial from the Topeka Daily Capital, showing the dis-usefulness of cannons in one importance instance:

"If China were well armed and organized from a military point pf view”, the Iola Register notes, there would not now be any war in Shang-hai”. The same idea bristles up from many newspapers.

"If China were as military-minded as Japan and as well armed, nobody can say what might have happened, not this winter but 5, 10, 20 or 50 years ago. It would have altered the world balance. Former Kaiser William's "yellow peril" obsession might have been more than Justified. The World war might never have been fought. But what other unimaginable wars might have been, who can say? certainly, it China were an aggressive military power, instead of being a passive country not interested in imperialism, not to be taken into consultation or considered when large imperial programs by other predatory powers were projected, more can be said at what might have happened than that Japan's Manchurian adventure probably would not have.

"On the whole, the world is to be congratulated that China’s 400 millions were not inclined in a military way in the last century or the last several centuries. There was once a military ruler of China, a good many centuries ago. And what Jenghlz Khan did to western and southern Asia and eastern and southeastern Europe was plenty. It is fortunate for other nations, if not for China, that China has not gone in strongly for "national defense" along with other powers. It is fortunate that Germany today is unarmed. That because unable to defend herself she will be attacked and annihilated is not likely. The German people are ready for general disarmament, being disarmed themselves, and believe they can get along if their neighbors disarm. Otherwise they will sooner or later join the armed powers.

"There is work for the Geneva disarmament conference to do, and there will be more for future conferences of the same kind."


A friend signing himself "Old Time Reader" reminds of a mistake in an item concerning Miss Prudence Ihrig which appeared in this column last week. Miss Ihrig is not a graduate of this college, but attended in the 1928-29 term and the 1930 summer term. She is now teaching in Page City, Kansas, and not near Monument as was slated. Excuse us.


Tues., Feb. 9—The World Service Group held a special meeting in the Y. W. C. A. room at 6:30 tonight, to discuss the budget of the organi-zation and the arrangements for deputation teams. Membership dues were fifty rents during the first semester and will be the name for the second semester. In a discussion of the budget, it was decided to pledge two hundred dollars to Mr. and Mrs. Frank Crumpacler, missionaries on the China field. Both Mr. and Mrs. Crumpacker are alumni of McPher-

It was voted that the acting president of the organization. Charles Austin, appoint a committee to plan and arrange for the deputation teams sponsored by the World Service Group.

Charles Austin was chairman of

tonight’s meeting.


Fri., Feb. 12—In observance of Abraham Lincoln’s birthday Pres. V. F. Schwalm reviewed a few phases of the great man’s life in the chapel service this morning.

"Abraham Lincoln.” said Presi-dent Schwalm, "is honored not only-in America, but is found in the list of the world's great men." The qualities which he especially emphasized in Lincoln were the peculiar sadness and melancholy about his life, his "personal loving kindness." his unflinching confidence in what he be-lieved to be truth and right, and his ability and willingness for self-

aside when Mercenary to promote the cause for which he was working.

The speaker made mention of Lincoln's mastery of style in his writings so that they are now considered as literary masterpieces.

During the program a large picture of Lincoln, which usually hangs in the south hall of Sharp Hall, was displayed on the chapel stage.

Responsibilities gravitate to the person who can shoulder them, and  power flows to the man who knows


Mr. Roe Brans of Liberal, Kansas, was visiting on the campus during the week-end.


Lloyd Larson visited Mr. Clyde Cline at Conway Saturday.


Miss Ruth Trostle of Nickerson, and Harry Zinn, who teaches at Valley Center, were visitors on the campus during the week-end. Both Miss Trostle and Mr. Zinn are graduates in the class of ’31.


Mrs. F. C. Webber and daughter Helen were guests of the former’s sister, Miss Margaret Heckethorn last Week. Mrs, Webber departed for her home at Bazine Thursday, while Miss Webber remained through the entire week.


Fern Heckman, Viola DeVilbiss, John Kindy and Verle Ohmart went to Ottawa Friday afternoon where they witnessed the McPherson-Ottawa game Friday night. They returned to the campus Sunday night.


TAKE EXAMINATION FOR W. A. A. MEMBERSHIP


Cleason Minter and Wilbur White-neck spent the week-end in Abilene.


— Elbert Hubbard.

Mon., Feb. 15—Prospective mem-bers of the Women's Athletic Association took the entrance examination this afternoon. The test was given in Miss Edith McGaf-


STEADFASTNESS OF PURPOSE


A great writer has said, "A life without a purpose is like a ship with-out a sail." A ship, no matter how precious its cargo, would be of little use to the world anting idle out in the middle of the ocean bound for nowhere. But the question is "How steadfast are we going to be holding to our purpose?" Are we going to let the first puff of wind that threatens our voyage discourage us and cause us to forget all about the enthusiasm which we had at the first of the year?

The men who build the great structures in our large cities must have steadfastness of purpose, else there would be many half-finished buildings dotting our cities. Those who have planned and designed new mechanical devices must have been steadfast in their purpose, or we would never have had all the modern conveniences perfected to a high degree an we have them today. Fields of waving grain such as we see in the summer-time show that those who planted them must have had a vision in the spring of the year and that they were steadfast in their efforts to reach their goal.

Surely more important than any of these tasks is the work of the Church, the building of the Kingdom of God, One of our most important goals should be to help others to know Jesus Christ. Let us not forget to ever work toward this end and to ever keep in mind the vision that the workers for Christ must have—H. R.


Prof. R. E. Mohler motored to Osborne Saturday afternoon, where he spoke in a teacher’s meeting that afternoon. He was accompanied by Lola Hawkins, and Grace and George Lerew, who went from Osborne to the Lerew home in Portis, and Delvis Bradshaw, who went to his home at Waldo. They returned to the cam-


W. A. A. INITIATION IS IN PROGRESS TODAY


Thursday, the fatal day of the W. A. A. initiation, for which pros-pective members have been waiting with confused feelings of anxiety and happy anticipation, fadded into in-significance yesterday when it was learned that the event, was to occur today instead of tomorrow. Con-flicting activities tomorrow were given as the reason.

With the examination over the constitution a thing of the put the


candidates have been looking forward lo this occasion with great expectation. Those with the most vivid imaginations have pictured themselves on their knees in Harnly Hall scrubbing; others dreamed of running around garbed in one of Miss Heckethorn's dresses, carrying a stack of books. Such nights as those you may see today if you but gaze about you.

The final mysterious rites for new members are scheduled to occur sometime this evening.


FINE ARTS STUDENTS

GIVE MUSICAL RECITAL


Program Includes Selections in Voice, Violin, and piano


Mon., Feb. 15.—Thirteen musical numbers were given this evening in the college chapel at, a recital promoted by students of the fine arts department. The program included selections in voice, violin, and piano.

"Firelight," a reading by Velma Amos announced on the program, was omitted because Miss Amos was called out of town to the funeral of her aunt, Mrs. W. T. Luckett.


Mildred Pray and Ruth Ihde spent the week-end at their respective homes In Hope, Kansas. They returned to the campus Tuesday.

Keith Hayes, class of ’39, called in Fahnestock Hall Friday.

Othetta Clark visited Oneita Boyer in Hutchinson Sunday.


PAGE THREE

HAVE YOU HEARD, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, AS YOU LIKE IT

We decided to innovate one of these fashionable and much talked about columns into the dear and beloved Spectator which leaves it up to you as to how much you are going to believe and you can swallow as

much of it as you think is digestible, which is quite all right in literary circles, so we have discovered in perusing Shakespearian dramas.

We'll be truthful when necessary, but when possible to vary a little from the routine of veracity, we'll not bother our inner selves about our future lives nor suffer any serious qualms of spirit.

HAVE YOU HEARD THAT—

We honestly have a freshman here on this campus an ardent admirer of a certain lovely lady, who is foolish enough to spend hard earned shekels buying a dozen perfect carnations to send to the aforementioned fair one. And all this after she had cut him cold several times before, and didn't appreciate the significance of the carnations.

There is another young man, this time a senior, who is even worse off than the first one. He and his lady had some sort, of an affair, anyhow they don't travel around together any more, and he told us himself that he had lost ten pounds of good avoirdupois worrying over the situa-

The men in Fahnestock Hall are not as tough as they like to make believe, otherwise they surely would not allow a little wedding cigar to make them so weak and dizzy they looked as tho’ they were gassed or shell shocked and to force them to recuperate under the bed covers.

Fortune tellers do sometimes predict the right happening and tell the truth, for proof just ask Lois Ed-

Gulah Hoover is planning to reduce to one hundred and one pounds and to assume the willowy figure of Miss McIlrath, as soon as passible.

Don Trostle and other practice teachers are acquiring some of the trails of their seventh and eighth, creaders. Haven’t you noticed turn's many Yo-Yos, and the expression of happiness on his face when deeply engrossed, in manipulating one of

Remember now that all this is

Dr. Schwalm, yes none other than dear Prexy himself, has decided he has missed his calling and that he wasn't designed to spend his time acting as an innocent college president and incidentally in some cases, as dean. But was meant for a far more romantic place in life, and as proof of this he has resigned his present dignified position at McPher-son College in order to enter the profession of a radio entertainer, not as a crooner of popular medleys, only as a prominent lecturer. This decision was made after his recent renowned success at the Milford sta-tion on Sunday afternoon.

The influential ones in the Busi-ness Office, namely Professor Fries and Maurine Stutzman, have gone into conference and as a result of this conference are prepared to make the announcement to all college stu-dents owing money to the McPher-son College, whether a large or small sum, that these debts are can-celed, each and every one of them in full (Two hundred and twenty-five students about "Hooray!"

The faculty in the last meeting, formally decided without any request of such nature from the stu-dents themselves, in other words it  was original with the faculty, to abolish at one sweep all the final exams at the end of this last semester that is for the Seniors only. Their reasoning ran thus: if we are not able to tell what a student can do after being here for eight, semes-

not going to expose the limitations of our knowing ability to these students even if we do have to forego the pleasure of inflicting one final testing upon the poor mortals. (Every Senior, but one, shouts a loud "Hooray", and he is the one who graduated at mid-semester and won't know the pleasant feeling.)

We are going to be forced to en-dure chapel only once a week and then we are absolutely secure in the knowledge that we shall have a good program because if we do not, each faculty member must submit to a fine of fifty cents whether he had anything to do with the program or not. Thus we are almost assured that we will have a program from the outside, for no one family member has enough faith in no one other faculty member's ability to risk having him responsible for the program. That much we know!

The trustees promised us two new dormitories, if we continued to be as good children as we were when they visited us. The dormitories will be equipped something like this: There will be a unite of three rooms for two couples or otherwise four individuals, each snite will possess a private bath and a sleeping porch, a radio, floor lamps, divans, a refrigerator full of delicacies for the ten o’clock repast, and any other necessities. Moreover they have also promised private dating parlors

(how nice), and the very latest movies two nites a week in order that the boys and girls won't need to travel so great a distance to secure part of their education.

Professor Blair and his secretary through their placement bureau

have definitely guaranteed every Senior an excellent teaching posi-tion for this next year, the only provision being that the Senior desires a position.

College authorities have decided that we need more technical train-ing in manners; consequently they have inaugaurated this idea. There will be a formal dinner in the dining hall once a week, probably on Wednesday evening, and the food will be in keeping with the word formal. On this occasion the fellows will not be allowed to enter the dining hall if they are dressed in seraters and dirty cords.

This is enough of Have You Heard —We hadn't heard any of these wild things either, but just thought perhaps we might like to.

How for Believe It Or Not but—

Our new Dean Replogle, he is still something of a novelty around these parts, once actually had hair on top of his bead. For proof just take a look at some of his prized photographs of a few years back, taken probably before his marriage.

Melvin Landes, the shelkish junior, spends long hours waving his locks and then attempting to hold the waves in with two packages of Bobbie Pins, he goes to bed to rest, unless disturbed by some curious fellows in the dorm. They say that it looks as tho' it were really going to work when he gets through with it, but we have never been able to notice any perceptible difference when we behold his figure next day.

Loren Rock needs some more education. When Professor Blair gave

certain Psychology course, he just refered to a certain book as "ibid” the second time he mentioned it. Well anyhow Rock went over to the library and asked for Mr. Ibid's book

The McPherson College Basketball Team has won two games this season, one of them with a lead of two points, the other with a lead of

WESLEYAN PROFESSOR ADDRESSES Y. W. C. A.

Tues,. Feb. l6—Miss Mary Camp-bell, Dean of Women and head of the French department at Kansas Wesleyan university, spoke to the girls of the Y. W. C. A. this morning. Her subject was "Seeing Ourselves as Others See Us.” She has studied in France, becoming well acquainted with the French people. As a result she is able to see American people through the eyes of the French. She discussed some of the failures com-mon to the American people which the French regard as typical.

"HEART SISTER WEEK”

IS CONCLUDED BY TEA

Y. W. C. A. Members Enjoy Social Hour Sunday Afternoon

Sun. Feb. 14—The Mystery, sur-prises, and secrecy of "Heart Sister

tea given this afternoon in the Y. W. C. A. room at 2:30 O'clock.

the social hour was opened with the singing of pep songs and rounds which were, led by Magic Shay. Then Helen Holloway, who was in charge of the entertainment, divided the

guests into four groups and each group put on a short original pro-gram. Clever readings, songs, and stunts were given, revealing unusual talent among the groups.

The revelation of the one who had been responsible for the "heart sister” deeds of kindness done for each girl during the week was most in-teresting. This was done in a unique

manner by means of matching parts of Valentines.

The large group of girls who par-ticipated in this event enjoyed the surprises and mystery surrounding the "Heart Sister Week." Many clever and original ideas were carried

Tea was served at the tea table which was in harmony with the Val-entine season. Sweet peas formed

nished the illumination. Pearl Walk-er presided over the tea table.

COMMITTEE APPOINTED FOR STUDENT CREDIT

counts are hereafter to be referred to this committee which will pass on the merits of the ease and take action as to the granting of time for payment of accounts. The committee includes Prof. R. E. Mohler, Prof.

J. H. Fries, Dean Fred M. Replogle and Dr. V. F. Schwalm.

Come in and try our platinum rinses. We can give you expert fin-ger waving also. Viola High and Grace Cipra, Operators. Hawley Bar-ber and Beauty Shop. Phone 499

Among the committees appointed by the Board of Trustees in their

mittee for the extension of financial credit to students. All important ex-tensions of credit on stucent ac-

McPherson to take part IN C. W. E. CONFERENCE

Wichita and Friends Universities to be Hosts to Colleges

The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first-to laugh

Wichita, Feb. 15—Wichita university and Friends university will be hosts to fifteen college delegations in a week end Christian World Education Conference March 5 and

"Social Engineering on a World

The leaders of this conference will be men and women particularly qualified to lead student discussion because of a background of world travel and international experience. The economic problems of today will receive definite emphasis.

This conference is being held in response to a demand from the colleges within a radius of 100 miles of Wichita. It, is expected that each campus will support the conference by sending large delegations. Full information concerning registration may be secured through the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. of each college.

The local Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. in both planning to be rep-resented at this conference. It is expected that at least two car loads of students from McPherson college will attend the Wichita meeting.


The Spectator

MCPHERSON COLLEGE

UNDERGO SURVEY SOON

BETHANY SEEMS SURE OF KANSAS LOOP TITLE

Larson Brothers Are Strong Factors in Showing Made by the Swedes.

Ottawa, McPherson follow

Kansas Conference Standings

Kansas Wesleyan Continues to Lose     During Week

Teams—

W.

L.

Pct.

Pts.

O. Pts.

Bethany

4

0

1.00

166

83

Ottawa

4

2

.667

138

121

McPherson

2

3

.400

89

117

Baker

2

3

.400

113

149

K. Wesleyan

0

4

.000

78

114

Mon., Feb. 15- The Bethany college Swedes, now half way through the Kansas Conference basketball schedule, appear certain to retain the championship for this season. The Swedes have scored two points to their opponents' one, having scored 166 points in four games to 83 for their opponents. The Larson brothers continue to be the main part of Bethany's scoring machine. In the game with Baker Friday night Larson and Larson made 32 points out of 48, against 25 for the Methodists. Bethany also gained its vengeance over Bethel college, which defeated the Swedes by one point earlier in the season, by taking a

Ottawa strengthened its claim to second place in standings by beating McPherson 21 to 10 Friday night, but in turn dropped a nonconference game to the Haskel Indians, 17 to 23.

Kansas Wesleyan continued to lose its cage contests last week. Baker outscored the Coyotes to the tune of 37 to 38, and Rockhurst won 13 to 26 after defeating the Coyotes earlier in a game at Kansas City.

Baker lost an exhibition contest to Ozark Wesleyan at Baldwin Sat-urday night 26 to 27.

Kansas Conference games this week:

Thursday—Baker vs. McPherson at McPherson.

Friday -Baker vs. Kansas Wes-leyan at Salina, Bethany vs. Ottawa at Ottawa.

— DRIPPINGS —

from

THE DOPE BUCKET

Ottawa evened matters with the Bulldogs by defeating them at Ottawa Friday night. McPherson won from the Braves by a two-point mar-gin here earlier in the season and now Ottawa has defeated the Bull-dogs by a two-point margin on her

Ottawa also lost a game last week to the Haskel Indians in a non-con -ference exhibition contest by a score of 17-23. Haskell is coached by Weller, a former student at Haskell and an all round athlete.

Kansas Wesleyan continued its losing streak by losing one confer-ence and one non-conference game this last week. Baker defeated the Coyotes by a score of 27-38 and Rockhurst college of Kansas City won from them in a nonconference exhibition by a 13 to 26 score.

The Swedes are continuing to show their supremacy over Kansas Conference opponents by winning games with large margins. This week they won from Baker by a 48

to 25 count. The Larsen brothers

Carl and Herbert, have been scoring heavily in recent games. It looks as though it will be hard for any conference team to stop the Swedes.

The Bulldogs tangle, this week with a team that has defeated them earlier in the season. Baker won from the Bulldogs by two points in McPherson's first conference game for the season. Since that time Mc-Pherson has improved enough that it should win this game. Both McPherson and Baker are now tied for third place in loop standings, and the result of tomorrow's game will send one of the teams competing down to fourth place.

On next Tuesday night the Bull-

dogs will tangle with the last place Kansan Wesleyan team in a conference game at McPherson. McPher-son should win this game, but it is altogether possible that the Wesley-anites may spring an upset and win a game. They have been unfortunate in their games so far this season, losing every conference contest by a small margin. However, as a basketball opponent Wesleyan is certainly not to be despised.

V. Control and administration, Boards of control should have freedom to use their best judgment in the interests of the institution in any situation. Unity of internal admin-

administrative responsibility should be given more attention.

VI. Physical plant, both adequacy of plant, and desirability of aesthetic qualities are essential.

VII. Faculty. The faculty is recognized as the heart of an institu-

VIII. Instruction. In general the number of departments should be reduced by grouping related subjects into larger units or divisions.

IX and X. Student body and stu-

ing its students below the average level of college student ability should examine its selective admis-sion machinery or ask itself why it

students.

XI. Teacher training. Teacher training is a recognized function of the liberal arts college, and should be conducted according to modern

XII. Curricula and student pro-, grams. The basic idea in curricu-lum building should be the education of individual students.

XIII. Library. The growing importance of the library is generally recognized. In the administration of the library centralization rather than departmentalization is favored.

XIV. Financial support and accounting. In general, organizations are either under supported or are offering, more extensive programs than available resources justify. Sur-

setting up standards as bases for the compulation of financial needs

XV.    Provision for the religious life of students. A comprehensive but unified program with wide spread participation in practical activities should be offered.

XVI. Extra curricular activities. The program should be unified and supervision should be provided. Some surveys favor fraternities while others question whether their existence can be justified.

XVII. Physical education and allien to the corrective and recreative functions of physical education. Intra-mural athletics should be developed to the maximum, and intercol-legiate athletics should be made a regular part of the physical education program.

The above brief statements are taken from a digest of a summary of college surveys made by F. M. Hes-ton, and are probably representative of the survey to which our own institution will be subjected.

Pres. V. F. Schwalm stated that the survey may mean a great, deal for the systematization and organi-zation of the Church of the Brethren educational system.

A request has been tendered to the Carnegie Foundation that that organization pay the expense of this survey, amounting to approximately $2000, and it is very likely that this request will be granted.

LIBRARY CLOCK GETS A BATH

Library patrons have perhaps no-ticed during the last few days that, the old faithful clock standing near the door, which has been known to strike the hours correctly twice in the same day, has been silent. Devoid of swinging pendulum, of bands, and in fact of its entire inner works, it had to quietly wait while Custodian Forney administered a thorough cleaning to the wheels and the things which make them go round.

W. S. G. IN CHARGE OF MONDAY ASSEMBLY

Mary Weddle Tells of Purpos-

es and Accomplishments of

the World Service Group

Mon., Feb. 15—Chapel assembly this morning was entirely in the hands of the local World Service Group. Following the opening hymn led by Harry Shank, Edith bechtel-heimer took charge of the devotional period. She read a poem entitled

"Peace".

A mixed quartet composed of Gu-lah Hoover, Lois Edwards, Harvey Shank, and Delvis Bradshaw sang an anthem, "The Heavens Resound." They were accompanied by Mildred

Mary Weddle, treasurer of the W. S. G. gave a short talk on "What the World Service Group Is and What It Does." She read the opening passages of the constitution, set-ting forth the motto and purposes of the organization. Among its main purposes are the following: to cultivate the devotional life of its members: to create interest in religious vocations and social work: to aid in the creation of a Christian atmos-phere and environment on the cam-pus; and to aid in the spread of Christian influence by cooperating with missions.

In the years 1930, 1931, and 1932, the World Service Group has accomplished many notable things, as pointed out by Miss Weddle. It has conducted several scries of study groups: it has furnished substitute Sunday School teachers on many occasion for the churches of McPher-son; it has sent groups of students to sing in the McPherson hospital on Sundays; it has cooperated with the local division of the Red Cross. Deputation work is perhaps the best known of the activities promoted by the World Service Group. In the period mentioned the group has

ate deputation teams into all parts of Kansas, and also into Missouri, Oklahoma, and Nebraska. These teams have given fifty-seven pro-grams, mostly in churches and high schools. Another notable part of the

port of foreign missions. Among Iarge contributions made last year are included gifts of one hundred fifty dollars each to the A. D. Hel-ser African Mission Fund and to the

Crumpacker Fund for Missions in

China.

The mixed quartet concluded the program by singing "Come Where the Lilies Bloom" and "Farewell to

Thee”,

Y. W. C. A. CABINET IS

ENTERTAINED AT PARTY

Fri., Feb. 12—This evening at 6:30 o'clock Miss Grace Heckman and Miss Ada Brunk entertained the members of the Y. W. C. A. cabinet at a waffle supper at the Heckman home on East Euclid.

By means of Valentine place cards the guests found their places around the beautifully decorated table which carried out a Valentine motif with red and white as the predominant colors.

After the serving of the delicious two course waffle supper interesting games and radio music were the sources of entertainment. The prizes for the various games in which the guests participated were won by Mary Weddle, Esther Brown, and Alberta Voder. Each girl made a small scrap book giving picture synopsis of that which might be her life history taking pictures from

magazines to illustrate the situa-tions. These wore most interesting.

Those present to enjoy the evening were Esther Brown, Mary Weddle, Elizabeth Richards, Helen Holloway, Ethel Sherfy, Constance Rankin, Mattie Shay, Alberta Yoder, Ada Brunk, Grace Heckman, and Miss Della Lehman, an advisor of the association. Regrets were received from Evelyn Saylor.

"JACK" LEHMAN, '31

LEAVES LAW SCHOOL

John Lehman, class of '31, who has been taking school work at Harvard Law School, Cambridge. Massachusetts, has been forced to discontinue his study owing to poor health. He has returned to his home at Holland, near Carlton, Kansas.

his active interest in school forensics. He was a member of the vars- ity debate team two years, and a member of the state champion team

oratorical contest in 1929. During his last two years at McPherson he was president of the Student Council.

say unwise things—things he did not

much without striking a False note sometimes.—Oliver Wendell Holmes.

The most important part of every business is to know what ought to

be done.—Columella.

Grace Heckman & Ada Brunk Act as Hostesses