The Spectator

VOL. XIV


McPherson college, mcpherson, Kansas, Wednesday, feb. 18, 1931


NUMBER 22


McPherson college Chicago reunion

PROVED TO BE A REMARKABLE SUCCESS

Many Prominent Members Of Brethren Church Are Speakers

—-Schwalm Tells Of The College-Ora Huston, '27,

Acted As Toastmaster


ALL-SCHOOL PARTY CELEBRATES VALENTINE’S

DAY, FRIDAY 13TH, WASHINGTON AND LINCOLN


SEA-SEE GOES WEST TO

TEXAS TO FORM A PORKER

FACE FOR BUYING PUBLIC


We Can Make Plenty Of It Our-selves Here On Earth

Mon. Feb. 16—"We don't have to die to go to Hell, we can make plent-ty of it for ourselves here on earth,” was the squib around which Prof. G. N. Boone centered his thot in chapel this morning. "We, like the drunken man with limburger cheese on his mustache, may think that this whole world stinks. One should look nearer at hand. Be not de-ceived. God is not mocked; what so

over a man seweth, that shall he also reap. We cannot break the laws, but, we many trespass against them. It lakes a long time to build a reputation. but comparatively short time to destroy It."

Professor Boone continued by saying: "If we keep our Instruments In tune we will produce a beautiful melody. If we cannot make fine music, perhaps we like Rastus who beat the drum very loud, can drown some bad music. Instruments are not tuned from one another, but from the piano. We should go to the fundamental source—-God—to turn our lives.

DORMITORY STUDENTS SING

Mon.. Feb. 15—Students In the dormitories tonight assembled in the Y.W.C.A. room in the Administration Immediately after dinner and for 20 minutes enjoyed a period of singing old time songs. The group was led by Mrs. V. F. Schwalm.


COMING EVENTS

Thurs., Feb. 19—Local Anti-tobacco oration contest.

Fri.. Feb. 20—K-Wesleyan here for men's debate.

Sat. Feb. 21—High school dde-bate tournament.


THE ALUMNI MAGAZINE SENT OUT LAST WEEK

Sixteen Page Edition Is Second

Since Organized Last Year

Fri . Feb, 12—The second edition of the Alumni Magazine is now being distributed among the alumni of the College, The magazine is an attractive 16-page publication with the cover page bearing a picture of the entrance to Harnly hall.

Dean R E Mohler is editor of the magazine with Orville D. Pole, Halstead, as make-up editor and Dale Strickler, McPherson, business man ager. Besides these those that comprise the board of editors are Eunice. Almon. Edith McGaffey. Leland Lin-dell, and G. N. Boone, all of McPherson.

In the magazine the endowment campaign Is explained by Pres. V. F. Schwalm. The magazine contains accounts of European trips made by alumni or the College during the summer- There also Is news from the campus. The publication devotes a department to marriages which gives an account of the weddings among the alumni

The Alumni Magazine is an organ lized effort to keep in touch with the activities of the alumni of the College by publishing at regular Intervale such news as will be of current Interest to the alumni association.


THE Y.W.C.A IN OTHER

LANDS IS DISCUSSED

Edna Nyquist Leads Discussion At The Regular Meeting

Tues,. Feb. 17—Edna Nyquist lead the discussion In Y. W. C. A. this morning on the Y. W. organization in other lands. The Y. W In China at told by Maudie Thompson. is concerned mainly with women In Industry, In Chile and Turkey It Is also concerned with women In Industry, Edith Murray told of the work of the World student Christian Federation. A vocal dust was given by Ethel Sherfy and Helen Eberly and Mildred Dahlinger sang a vocal solos


Held In Parlors Of Church—Shakespearean Drama One Of Features—Each Class And Faculty Present Stunt —Dawson And Jamison Win Proposal And Acceptance Prize


BANQUET PLANNED BY VORAN

Schwalm Gives Series Of Address At North Manchester College

( Special to the Spectator)

Chicago. Feb. 14—A McPherson college reunion in the form of a ban quet was held tonight In the parlors of the Church of the Brethren here with a limit 40 alumni and friends of the College present, A general goodwill feeling prevailed throughout the banquet and a number of prominent people In the Brethren church gave toasts.

Ora Huston, ‘27, acted as toastmaster. Talks were given by Dr. Harms of the Northern Baptist seminary here and also Rev. S. B. Miller of Elgin, Ill. Rev Frank Sargent, who has been helping with the endowment campaign at McPherson, spoke about the College and its campaign for endowment. Dr. Rufus Bowman also addressed the group, Miss Bernice Peck. '25 played a piano solo. Dr. V. F. Schwalm, presi-dent of McPherson college, gave an address In which he presented the present status of the College and Its future program.

The reunion was planned and worked out mainly through the efforts of Alvan "Cheesy" Voran. '28, who was instrumental in making the banquet a grand success.

President Schwalm spoke at the Bethany church here, after coming from a series of interesting meetings at North Manchester where he spoke to about 600 students and about 40 faculty members and friends of Manchester collage, a Brethren college. Dr. Schwalm gave eight addresses in about two and one-half days while at Manchester.

“M” CLUB BAQUET

SATURDAY, APRIL 11

Committee Working On Plan* For Club Eligibility

Saturday, April 11, is the date set for the annual "M" Club banquet, according to Verle Ohmart, chairman of the banquet committee Speakers far the affair have not as yet been decided upon.

At a recent meeting of the Club a committee was appointed to formulate some new rules regarding eligibility to Club membership In relation to grades and conduct. Ernest Campbell is the chairman of the committee, which has not yet reported.

Pres. Ernest Betts has announced that a meeting of the "M" Club men would be held sometime this week.

Perryton, Texas. Feb. 17—Its a far cry from the romantic atmosphere of the Blue Ridges to the busy, heartless marts of western trade but the change is made and the cash register sings a happy little refrain of "Dollars and Cents.-’ 1. taken "cents" to make dollars and "sense" to make "cents." By the above statement the writer means to convey the fact that she has en-tered the field of the grocery bust-ness and she doesn't carrot all if trade turnip good.

The business world is certainly a battle field and there is no quarter in any corner — only nineteen and thirty-nine foes thru and which combined with the ever lasting cut-throat struggle with the chain stores. Head-arson certainly knows there of which he speaks and It la mild to the sentiment which the private ‘owner becomes aware of when his prices are cut by "This Store" and that "Chain Store". The motto of independent grocers has to be "Cash If you can. If not carry accounts."

In business one must have all

PLAY BAKER TONIGHT

Mack Men To Give _ Wildcats Stiff Competition

Tonight the McPherson college cagers will play the Baker university goal tossers on the Baker court after playing St, Mary's last night at St. Mary’s, This is the second game this 'season with the Baker midget team and it gives promise of being a tough encounter for the Bulldogs, In the first game Baker won 40 to 33 but now with Couch Melvin Binford using a new combination it Is hoped that the Mack men will make a belter showing than they did In the previous game. The team left the campus last Monday on their eastern trip and will be home again sometime tomorrow.

WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO HELL SAYS BOONE

merits of a diplomat, financial sense of Rockefeller, and persuaviveness of Cleopatra to Anthony, not to mention the lying quality of Delilah (especially when the lettuce is slight-ly wilted )    

One of the trials of a grocer is to follow a female all around his domain while she asks the price of every item and wants to know If this brand of soap is an good as a brand you never heard of and it is quite cheering to know that this brand Is much cheaper than that which you carry—than say that she really didn't want anything she was just looking. Egad! The life of a grocer Is bard and he may have his reward in the haven or bankruptcy.

The pass word of one grocer to another Is "Business Is Rushing”— that Is rushing to sell to a customer before he gets away. In the east a customer will come In. buy what be wants and leave. In the west all life county officers come in. warm by your gas, spit tobacco on your floor, eat your peanuts then maybe buy a (Continued on Page Three

DEBATE SEASON TO OPEN FRIDAY NIGHT

Varsity Team To Meet Wesleyan Team In Dual Debate

LADIES ARGUE MARCH 5

Lehman And Williams To Debate in

College Chapel Auditorium

The debate season for the year will get underway this week with a varsity debate Friday afternoon. Fob. 20. with the varsity team of Kansan Wesleyan university. The McPherson negative team, composed of Waller Wollmon and Keith Hayes, will go to Salina to meet the Coyote affirmative team. The Bulldog affirmative team. Ward Williams and John Lehman, will debate the Wesleyan negative team in the college chapel at 7:30 p.m.

A critic Judge will be used at both debates to render the decision. The question which all the teams are debating this year is: "Resolved, that the nations of the world should adopt a policy of free trade.”

The ladies first debate will be Mar. 6, when they meet the Kansas State Agricultural college, Manhattan, team here at 7:30 o’clock In the College chapel. The McPherson affirmative team is composed of Kina Stull and Lucille Crabb. There will be no decision.

HECKMAN NOT TEACHING

BECAUSE Of SICKNESS

Reverend Richards, Former Instructor, Taking His Place

Prof. J. Hugh Heckman has been unable to attend his classes the last week and a half because of a weakened physical condition that to be caused by a nervous breakdown. Other members of the College facul-ty state that they tool that ho may be unable to continue his work for at least two weeks He Is confined at his home on East Euclid.

Thu class work of Professor Heck-min Is being taken care of by Rev. H. F. Richards of the College Church of the Brethren. Reverend Richards is a former Instructor in the College bible department.

QUAD. COVERS ARE HERE

Editor Is Well Pleased With The Design

Sat. Feb. 14—'The covers for the now 1931 Quadrangle have been com-pleted and today arrived at the Republican office where the yearbook Is being printed. The design is very satisfactory and In keeping with the theme of the book, and the editor has expressed himself as being very pleased with the covers.

MRS. SCHWALM TELLS_______

OF SACRED HYMNS

Lists The 10 Greats Sacred Hymns

Wed,. Feb, 11—This afternoon Mrs, V. F. Schwalm in the Y.W.C.A. room gave a very interesting discussion on sacred music. Her discussion was on hymns. She empha-sized the fact that certain hymns, which are far worship, may mean something to some people and the same ones bare no meaning to at hers.

In 1923 according to the vote of 32,000 people, the speaker stated, the folowing are the 10 greatest hymns: Abide With Me; Nearer My God to Thee; Lead Kindly Light: Rock of Ages: Jesus, Lover of My Soul: Holy. Holy, Holy, Lord God of Hosts. Just as I am; Jesus, Savior Pilot Me; My Faith Looks up to Thee; and All Hall the Power of Jesus' Name.

REV. COTTON IN CHAPEL

Gives Lincoln Memorial Address To Student Body

Wed., Feb. 11—-Rev, G. H. Cot-ton, pastor of the Presbyterian church of this city, lead the devo-tionals In chapel this morning and spoke of the admirable characteristics of Abraham Lincoln.

Reverend Cotton compared the lives of two of America’s greatest men George Washington and Lincoln. He emphasized the Influence that Lincoln s life had on the nation. in conclusion he asserted that one ought to be the kind of a citizen Lincoln was and that one should be the choosers of their own lives.

POSTPONE MEETING OF CLUB

Mon.. Feb. 16—It was announced this morning that the first meeting of the new International Relations nub would not be held tonight in the College chapel auditorium but that it has been postponed until next Monday night at the same time. Feb 23

anti-tobacco feb. 19

Three Are Entered In Local Oratorical Contest In The Chapel

The local Anti-Tobacco contest this year Will be given in the College chapel Thursday evening. Feb. 19 at 6:30 o'clock. To date only three contestants have made their entries. Those who will give orations are as follows: Lucile Crabb. Grace Heckman, and Philip Lauver,

PROF. BLAIR GIVES TALK

Cherry Pie And Tree—Hendrickson Heads—Short Playlet Presented

Fri., Feb. 13—Got acquainted mixers, Shakespearean drama, cherry pie, and closing remarks by Prof. J. A, Blair were the high points of the all-school party tonight which celebrated Jointly St. Valentine's day, Friday the thirteenth, and the birthday of Washington and Lincoln, About 175 guests attended the party, held in the parlors of the Church of the Brethren.

Entertainment was not allowed to lag during the entire evening. After a preliminary mixer In which all took part, the four classes and the faculty of the College each presented

a stunt, "Susie's Beaux" was put on by the freshmen boys; the sophomores dramatized the discovery at America: the juniors enacted the romance of John Smith and Pocahontas in pantomine and the seniors presented portrayals of famous events which have happened In February. Members of the faculty uncovered some real theatrical talent In their presentation of a drama from Shakespeare (we'll admit that the scene were juggled a bill, featuring Dr.

J. Willard Hershey In the role of Julius Ceasar. Miss Jessie Brown as Juliet. Miss Edith McGaffey as Cleo-patra. Prof. J. L. Bowman as Shy-lock. and Prof. J. H. Fries as the villian whose machinations closed the

drama in a scene of undescribable tragedy.

After a contest to discover who were most eloquent in writing marriage proposals and acceptance, won by Eugenia Dawson and Posey Jami-son, the party guest were further entertained by a mixed quartet, a reading by Beth Hendrickson, a Valentino playlet unacted by Mildred Doyle and Lillian Horning, and a short closing speech by Professor Blair.

HALLOWAY MAKES HIGH GRADE IN WAA TEST

Sixteen New Members To Be Initiated Soon

Mon . Feb. 16—At the regular meeting of the W A. A. tonight Nellie Collins announced plans for initi-ation of the new members that will be taken into the organization. The examinations for new members were given Friday The highest grade of any of those taking the test was given to Alpha Holloway who made a ranking grade of 99. Avis Walton-barger gave examinations to 16 girls who will be taken Into the organiza-tion.

INITIATION FEBRUARY 26

Nine Member’s To Be Taken Into Dramatic Organization

Tues.. Feb. 17—-At a meeting of the Thespian club today noon It was decided that the Initiation of the 9 new members would be held Thursday night. Feb. 26, In the College gymnasium. Plans are now being made and Its In thot by those in charge that the Initiation this year would be an outstanding event.

The 9 members that will be taken Into the organization are Beth Hendrickson. Wilbur McElroy, Nellie Collins, Casey Voran. Fern Heckman. Mose Stucky. Viola DeVilbiss, Ada Brunk and Harry Bernard

MANY USE TENNIS COURTS

The tennis courts were In fairly good shape last week and with the ideal tennis weather prevailing many students took the opportunity to use the courts.

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Prof. Maurice A. Hess


THE PRODIGAL EGG

An egg of humble sphere By vain ambition stung

Once left his mother dear When he was very young.

’Tis needless to dilate Upon a tale so and ;

The egg. I believe to relate.

Grew very, very bad.

At last when old and blue

He wandered home and then

They gentle broke it to The loving mother hen.

She only said. In fun,

"I fear you're spoiled, my son."


Those present for the dinner were: Posey Jamison, captain, Cecil Anderson. Marvin Hill. Harold Binford. Irvin Rump, Ralph Johnston, Vernon Flaming, "Wilbur McElroy. Verle Ohmart. John Dyck. Clell Vogel. Wilbur Yoder, and Roy Bartles.


Carry.”


“University Survey Of Student Work and: Wages Made"— Headline. Wonder what’s the relation between the “work” and' the "wages?"


A SOCIAL ORGANIZATION IS NEEDED


Some campus organizations, like some Ideas, are short lived. It is often that idea become overburdened with use and are soon extinct while other ideas gain strength and form into something useful not only to a select group but also to the student body as a whole.

Student minds are evolving around now Ideas. Old Ideas are becoming obsolete and progress Is demanding that new ideas come in to take the place of those that no longer function properly.

A number of organizations upon the campus have disbanded to make way tor some newer means that has not as yet made Its appearance. It Is imparative that these changes are taking place. The Forensic club, an organization upon the campus that at one time held great favor among the students, Is now dissolved. A picture of its would-be members will not appear In the yearbook this year. The Forensic club is an example of the change of ideas and pleasures. A number of years ago the College had a number of literary societies. As they dwindled down to nothing and finally disappeared the Forensic organization came in to take their places, and It has met Its fate In like manner.

Not only has the Forensic club but also the “Pep” band. the Cecilian Music dub, and at the present time the College orchestra is having a hard time to exist because of a lack of membership. However, one new organization has come in—the International Relations club to institute a new era of student organizations and student life. But the International club is in conjunction with definite class work.

We have yet the Y.M.C.A., and the Y.W.C.A.. the Thespians, the World Service group, the W.A.A., the Glee clubs, the "M” club, the Chorus group, and: the Chemistry society. None of the above mentioned organizations have as their main purpose to promote, encourage, lend, direct, and execute a social program within the student body, moaning of course the enjoyments of life for fulfilling student entertainment. A mingling together of students brings about a definite social understanding and wholesome friendship. The social life is a great part of a college education and R cannot be allowed to lag in its force or significance. A social organization, purely social In Its nature, at this ttime would be beneficial in binding together the students is a closer unison for better cooperation.

HOW STRONG ARE THE COMMUNISTS?


Nearly every day it Is common for one to read in daily newspapers of some now outbreak or demonstration made by the Communists some place within the bounds of the United States. The public is fast becoming alarmed over such instances that In reality hold only a tepid significance, on the whole, to those who thoroughly understand the circumstances.

In the larger cities, where the activities of the Communists are most extensive, a man may run into the street and begin yelling at the top of his voice and soon he will have a large crowd of tentative listeners around him. who have stopped merely for the sake of curiosity. The man who did the yelling may have nothing to say, however, hut he has assembled a "crowd.” The Communists have grasped this bit of psychology In an endeavor to gain bearings. A small band of Communists will start marching down the street exhibiting massive banners that at once form an attraction tp those unconcerned. As the small band of demonstrators continue to march in true. Coxy fashion other people soon begin to tail in with them and before many blocks hundreds or even thousands of men and women are on the trek.

The public calls such a demonstration a "Communist demonstration" when in reality more than per cent of the marchers are non-members of such a party of agitators. A tew prominent authorities upon the subject have made estimates as to the extent of the Communists within the United States. One authority has given figures to substanciate his belief that there are only 150,000 active Communists In the nation. Another has placed the figure as high as 500.000, with the modification that a large per cent are not active members but who have pledged their support to the Communist movement without any forethot of any kind. The Communists have what they call a "standing" or "active” membership which is usually fairly stable, with no decided increases or decreases. Again they have their "mass” membership which Include those secured by means of the control of a few over great masses.

Communism. Is the decided change from the present status of capital and labor by means of peaceful methods but seemingly In a revolutionary manner. As long as no growth Is made is the radical party one has no right to fear public reactions to Communist demonstrations.


A CLASSY ADVENTURE

Early one fine morning when the sky was still Rosy, six girls set out; from McPherson College for some fun, . They had gone but a short distance when along came a Hudson, The dirver leaned out and shouted, “D’yer wanter Walker ride?"

“ We Wil(bur) be Glad(ys) to ride."

“Then Plye Into this Car(ney)."

It was rather a Jam(ison) but they were Abel(dt) to get in. The car began to buck and Teeter with the load, "Ida soon ride a Campbell," said one girl. They drove through a pleasant Lin(dell.) and started up a Hill at a Ruth-less speed. They tore over the top and downward when a strong Gustaf(son) wind threw! hem off the road, broke a Hub(bard ) and well Ny(quist) went over a small Cliff(ord). One girl broke her (Ch)ristina hurry.

A man ran out from the nearly Barn-y-ard and shouted,. "I don't know Hoo(ver) you are, but I'll see if Dr. Harry Zinn." The doctor fix-ad them up so that each girl can Turner head, but the Bill was high.' Each girl went into the farm house; and ate Rice pudding while they waited for some men to Jack up the car. Their return was safe. Now each girl Betts Her(bert) injury was the worst, but all are kind of Hayes-y about their adventure and don't care for a w-h-itmore of the same type.

Now that we have seen the faculty can act on the stage, we ''Spec” that they must have had a good time when they wore a little younger and that they were good sports to lot us see into what their past must have been.

—"Nineteen Hundred"


CITY Y.M. SECRETARY TALKS TO COLLEGE Y

Tells Of Friendships — Be A

Friend To Have A Friend

Tues.. Feb. 17—George N. Bryan secretary Y. M. C. A. In this city. spoke on College Friendships at the Y. M. meeting hero this morning Mr. Bryan says that friendships are useful and that one can't got far toward success or happiness without friendships.

Mr. Bryan stated that the student who uses the college only to fill his mind with facts, Is missing most of college. The extra curricular activi-ties give one an opportunity for contacts and leadership among fellow students that one does not find in books.

One must he a friend to have friends. One must not be selfish, but must he willing to give some-thing in return for the other fellow’s frindeship. the speaker asserted.


SEEN ON THE CAMPUS HEARD IN THE DORM.


Wilfred Ford of Anthony visited with Maragaret Moulton this week end.


Kermit and Keith Hayes spent the week end at their home near Genese.


CRADLE ROLL

Helen Hudson____________... Feb. 18

Joseph Fifer     Feb.    18

Wheeler Kurtz _______ Feb.    18

J. T. Williams________Feb.    18

Fred Andrews--------Feb.    18

Una Ring------------------- Feb.    23

Lola McDoneld__________Feb. 22

Roy Mason .............—Feb. 23

Pearl Holderread..........Feb. 24


HOT SHOTS

from the Days' Weekly

NEWS


We don’t know what the Idea of the faculty was when they came down rom the stage to sit with the students during chapel. Maybe It Is that they want a rest from continuously looking Into the faces of their subjects as Moses did when he read the ten com-mandment.

One bright freshman chemistry student on seeing the burning gas well oust of town last week remarked that ft would certainly bake a dandy Bunsen burner.

Three men were drinking coffee in a cafe. One was a Jew, the other an Irishman, and the third a Scotch-mail. All three of the men found a fly in their coffee. The Jew lifted the fly out with his spoon. The Irishman blew the fly out of the cup. 'The Scotchman picked the fly up with his fingers and squeezed It before throwing it away.

"Ann Arbor Police Arrest Students On Liquor Charges"—Headline. A-nother advocate for the "Cash and


Alma Kemphill of Arlington visited friends in the dormitory Saturday and Sunday.

Helen Flory, a former student, who it teaching at Galatia, visited friends on College Hill this week end.

Blanche Pyle visited with Bernice McClellan, '30, at Glasco Saturday and Sunday.

Charles and Roland Cullen of Holmesvill, Nebr., visited at the College last week.

Royal Yoder spent the week end at his home near Monitor.

Ethelyn Rostine, a former student who teaches at Windom, called at the dormitory this week end.

Essie Kimball spent Saturday and Sunday at her home near Nickerson.


Merle Switzer of Haxton, Colo., was at the dormitory this week end.


“Marjorie Bunce and Margaret ; Stegeman spent Saturday and Sunday at the Bunce home near Bush-ton.

Lloyd Larson visited his cousin at Monitor Saturday,


BROKEN SWORDS

Did you ever read the story of the soldier who broke his sword in battle? He had been putting up a poor sort of fight and when his sword broke, he threw the remaining half away and look to his heels.

Another soldier who had been defending himself with a short dagger seized upon the broken sword with a shout of joy. put to rout both his own antagonist and the men who had fought his runaway companion.

Some men do more with a broken sword than others with a complete aresnal.—Exchange,


The Mountainier, Mount Morris, Ill., has found a cure for love sickness. "Those afflicted will please stick their heads In a pail of water three times and put it out twice.”


Adolfo de la Huerte, leader of two Mexican revolutions, had developed three singers who have reached the highest note over produced by a human throat. The stager is always trying to be head man.


Several automobile accidents have been caused by bees getting in the car but more have been caused by a little honey too close to the driver.


The surest way not to fail is to be determined to succeed.—Sheridan.


COACH BINFORD HOST TO BASKET BALL TEAM

See Motion Picture Of K, U.— Aggie Football Game

Thurs.. Feb. 12—The basket ball team was entertained to a dinner tonight at the home of Coach Melvin J. Binford on, College Hill. As a special treat Coach Binford took the team to the Junior high school building where the K. U.—Aggie football game was presented In motion pictures.

A short poem was presented by Coach Binford to each of his players. The poem is as fallows:  "Did you miss the goal.

Did the ball bound out,

Tho you put your soul in the shot? Did your eats grow hot With the jeering shout From the so called "sports" that were not?

Did you do your best? That’s all I care.

No matter It “tin horns" tear their hair.

For the test of the game is the way you played

If you keep the code and always were square

Your effort was pleasing to God. as a prayer.

To ever play fair.



You have a perfect right to your opinion, bat you also have a right lo keep it to yourself.

President Herbert Hoover gave 10. per cent or $7,500 of his salary to the Red Cross for drought sufferers.


By Edna Nyquist


THE CO-EDS TO SEEK A HAPPY

HOME WHILE THE YOUNG MEN LOOK TO THE BUSINESS WORLD


In Ten Years Many Of The Fairer Sex Hope To Be In Their Own Homes—Some Don't Know What They Will Be Doing Ten Years From Now—Many Give Reasons For Coming To McPherson


It takes all kinds of people to make a world—and a college. The other day in the library a variety of students answered two character analysing questions. One was “How did you happen to come to McPherson College?" and the other was "Where do you expect to be In ten years?"

An attractive senior girl with brown eyes and brown hair said with a hint of oratory in her voice that she came because it wan a small Christian school and in ten years she frankly expects to be doing domestic work. At the other end of the table was another senior this time a boy, hailing from Idaho, who came because his brother had attended school here and it was more or less a family tradition. He expects to be In some kind of legal business In a decade or possibly In congress.


Thurs., Feb. 12—This afternoon Dr. J. Willard Hershey and several of his chemistry assistants explained and illustrated by motion pictures The making of the world's largest synthetic diamonds.

Dr. Hershey read a paper relating the fundamentals of the structure of the diamond, and a brief history to attempts to make artificial diamonds. Scientists have been attempting to make artificial diamonds for several centuries. Finally in the latter part of the 19th century the French chemist Moisson. succeded In producing several minute synthetic diamonds, however these were too small for any parcitcal use.

A set of slides showed the work of diamond production is South Africa. Large numbers of men and costly machinery are used to find and soil out the natural diamonds

Another set of several slides showed some of the apparatus used In the laboratory for the making of the synthetic diamonds. The electric furnace and carbon crucibles used are ones especially made to Dr. Hershey’s specifications.

The moving picture reel showing Dr. Hershey's production of the world's largest diamond, was taken on the campus, and In the chemistry laboratory. The largest diamond made by Dr. Hershey is four times as large and 64 times as heavy as the largest ever made by Moisson.

After the reel was shown. the meeting was dismissed. Those present were permuted to see the world's


largest synthetic diamond thru a microscope. The electric furnace used in making It, was on the table for inspection.

Dr. Hershey and his assistants are at present working to perfect a method of producing larger synthetic diamonds.


Also Shows Slides And Movie Films Of Work

A YEAR AGO THIS WEEK


Next was a sophomore girl with wide blue eyes and plenty of talent. She came because the Influence of a Christian college is good because this is an inexpensive school. She doesn't want to be an old maid school teacher and of course matrimony is the easiest way to avoid that.

A senior minister attends because he is located here and the education-al standards are as good as any other college. He prefers attending a small school because mass education does not enter In. In ten years he will still be in his chosen profession,

A little junior girl with a curl-framed face came pricipally on the Inducement of a teacher of hers in high school, a graduate of M. C. She. too. expects to be married In ten years

A senior man with possibilities and a spark of nature's fire said he entered. college here because his folks sent him. In ten year, he said, he expects to be digging ditches and Milling needles on the side. Ho will dwell In bachelors quarters and write a book on the merits of a college education to his spare time.

A girl with a saintly face and blond hair came because of family connections, and she expects to teach Latin. Ad Infintum. At least those are her present plans.

A Colorado young man came because he liked the student body and because Dr. V. F. Schwalm came to his town And asked for students. In ten years he expects to be teaching. A native of the Sooner state considered McPherson as the college be liked the best. He expects to be in Africa doing mission work in ten years or preaching somewhere In this country.

A laughing sophomore girl with dark hair attends college here because it Is close to her home. She has aspirations in the field of interior decoration and hopes to be in a city In that work in a decade.

A pretty blond from a short distance east came because M. C. has a better faculty then most small college, She doesn’t know where the will be in ten years so she picked Kentucky at random. Beside her was an equally pretty brunette from the Silver state. She Journeyed here because her brother did before her and because M. C. attempts to deve-lope four-fold life She would like to have a nice home of her own after abe has taught four or five years.

A senior with wit and brains told be was following the line of least resistance when he came here—he bad to go home every week-end to see his girl. He expects to continue to follow the line of least resistance for the next ten years at least.

A little girl with curly hair was brought down by her daddy. She has started to hitch-hike westward and homeward several times but she has always come back. She has a mental picture of herself in ten years —hair pulled hack tight, ruler in hand, little black apron, and presto! she has changed to an old-fashioned kind of teacher.

Still another young man said It was the best college close to his home. Perhaps he will be In Wichita In business in ten years. Still another said. I’ll bite! But I guess I came through the influence of an M. C. graduate. He thinks he will be in McPherson in business in future years.

McPherson has always been the school one M. C. co-ed contemplated attending. She. too, is hoping for a happy married life. Another with the same wish for the future, came because her two brothers and both of her parents attended school here.

M. C. is a growing institution and It's headed some place, according to a young man in this college and that is the reason he came here, He has ambitions to be in the Afircan Mission field in a decade.

A rather quiet young lady, much interested in religious work, is in McPherson because of the type of social life one finds in a religious Institution. She is also quite Interested in a married career.

Sometimes the answers were Jokingly given but if we would look ser-iously into the matter we could look behind even the veil of jokes and say. "Why is each one here and do they have a definite goal? Or is That yet to be awakened?

HERSHEY LECTURES ON SYNTHETIC DIAMONDS

RITZ AND AUSTIN

TO HEAD CAST

Light Opera To Be Presented Early In The Spring

Mon.. Feb. 16—Nada Mac Ritz and Charles Austin will carry the leading roles in “The Lucky Jade." the light opera which Is to be presented by the College mixed chorus

The following are members of the cast as announced by Mrs. Anna C. Tate, director.

Mary Ann Courtney, a daughter of the sunny south—Nada Mae Ritz.

John Endicott, a bashful aviator —Charles. Austin.

Downs, a pensioner on The Court-ney estate—Orville Voran.

Mrs. Courtney, a careful wife -Ellen Steinberg.

Liza, Mary Ann's colored maid — Eugenia Dawson,

Nancy and Jeanne. friends of Mary Ann Helen Eberly and Opal Bowers.

Col. Waverly, uncle and guardian of John—Lawrence Lehman.

Herbert, Hill, and Ted, home from college Harvey Shank, Max O'Brien and Roy Diggs.

Fanchon, Mary Ann’s French maid -Ruth Turner,

Mr. Courtney, a she-tired husband

—Clarence Brown.

Horace Ferguson. "He never misses" — Vernon Rhoades.

Sheriff, known by his badge Everett Fasnacht.

The College orchestra directed by Miss Margaret Shelley will play the accompaniment for the opera. It will be given In the City auditorium On April 10.

There’s no telling how long Methuselah might have lived if he had had his appendix, teeth and tonsils out, used the right brand of tooth paste and eaten the proper break-fast food, according in modern ruin.

TWO YEARS AGO THIS WEEK

Dr. I J. Yoder resigned this week as business manager of McPherson college and Prof. J. H. Fries has taken over his duties.

SEA-SEE GOES WEST

TO TEXAS TO FORM POKER FACE FOR BUYING PUBLIC • Continued from Page    One)

nickle's, worth of candy while you listen and smile, and smile and con tinue to smile.

It pays a grocer to cultivate a poker face, voice with a smile and to present an attentive ear to his Mas-ler's Voire—the "Public.”

Yours 'til the Jitney gets lost in the Jungle—

Sea-Sec.

(Chester Carter) ( Mrs. W. R, Grabeel)

"THE BURGLAR”

A Play In One Art

Time; Sunday night, 7:30 o'clock.

Place: Kitchen girl's dormitory.

Characters: Hero. Heroine.

Heroine: (As Hero comes in the lobby door) Oh, hero. Come hero. There is someone in the kitchen.

Horn: Sure, (He goes to her side). Now let we go first. I am a man.

(They cautiously creep down the steps to the dining hall and make their way thru the darkness to the kitchen door).

Hero: (With his ear to the door). I don’t hear a sound, (Pushes the door open and walks into the kitchen). Ah, There he Is in the store-room. See the light beneath the door.

Heroine: Oh, do be careful for one can never tell what these burglars will do.

Hero:    (Turning to Heroine) I

am going in there Heroine but there are a few things I must tell you find. I have the sweetest, little girl in the world. to me. back in Pennsylvania and If anything should happen to me please tell her that I died a brave man with love In my heart for her. And my parents. Tell them that they have been dear to me and that I will meet them at the gates when they come to heaven. Now stand back Heroine for some stray bullets might put an and to you. Good-bye, Heroine.

Heroine: Good-bye, Hero. (She weeps). You are very noble and you shall be given a royal funeral If you are killed. I will in memory of your last deed. What’s yours girl's address?

(Hero tries the door and finds that the burglar is holding it from within).

Hero: Burglar— I am coming In. Yon shall not steel from the "School

of Quality." (He gives a mighty pull upon the door-knob and the door swings open).

Hero: (Turning to Heroine) Fair and noble Heroine, It Is no burglars

—It is the milk man.

Curtain

We know your needs at The Hawley barber and Beauty Shop. Ask our Bulldog Friends. Permanents $5.00 and $10.00. Phone 499—adv.

Feb. 14—McPherson college defeated Ottawa university at Ottawa tonight 38 to 26 Miller, McPherson, was high point man with 13 points.

Feb. 11— McPherson cagers overcome a 15 point lead in ilie Inst 12 minutes of the game tonight to defeat the Baker cagers 26 to 23. At one time Baker was leading 23 to 8.



McPherson receives a real valetine

FROM K-WESLEYAN IN FORM OF VICTORY


Bulldogs Avenge Their Defeat By The Coyotes In First Game With Them—Wesleyan Never In The Lead But Tie Early In The Game


St. Mary's, Kan. Feb. 17—(Special)—After leading thruout the game until the last three minutes the McPherson college cagers lost to the St. Mary’s team here tonight 19 to 17 In a game that was spectacular from start to finish.

The Mack men were loading at the half 9 to 6 and it was not until the last three minutes of the game that Worth, St. Mary’s, went In for two set-up that he made good. Hill, McPherson, was high point man of the game with 9 points to his credit.

The box score;


During the half the other night we were talking with Leslie Edmonds We happened to ask him how long he had been in the refereeing game and he told us that he has been re-fereeing athletic contests for the last 15 years with a slight intermission during the War, and then he did a little refereeing while in the army. Les first started in 1916 and has been at It ever since but he says he Is going to quit at the end of this season for good.” But we would wager that Les wlll be on the court again next season as long as basketball rules do not overlap Into those of track and field events.


Hill Is still leading for the Bull-dogs with a total individual score of 76 points for the season of 12 games. His Conference record is now tallied at 45 points for the six Conference games. Jamison is second with 67 points as a total and 3 2 for the Conference. Binford comes third with a total of GO points for the 12 games and 32 points for the six Conference games. For a total number of points Anderson has 41 and Rump has 30, but in the Conference Rump Is leading Anderson with a total of 19 points to Anderson's 12,


It Is understood that Coach George Gardner, Washburn, former couch at McPherson college, will be head coach for the Wichita Henry's who last year won the championship of the United States, during the nation al tournament to be held in Kansas was a cage coach of high Quality and City the middle of March, Gardner the Henry team will contain one member of his cage team who ho coached at McPherson. Melvin Miller.


McPherson 26, wesleyan 20

Hill Throws Three Baskets In One Minute And 15 Seconds— Nearly Equals Miller's Record

Salina, Kan., Feb. 14—McPherson college tonight received a real Valentine from Kansas Wesleyan in the form of a basket ball victory, their second In the Kansas Conference this season. The McPherson cagers won the return game and avenged their first defeat by the Coyotes by win-ning 26 to 20.

Coach Melvin Binford used only his first string Bulldog basket shooters thruout the game, no substitutions being made. The visitors led at the half 16 to 10 after a last minute rally before the first period intermission by Hill who caged three field goals in one minute and 15 seconds of play. This fete nearly equalled that of Melvin Miller, McPherson cage star now with the Wichita Henry's, who in a Bethany game scored four field goals in 60 seconds in a Conference game.

The Coyotes were never ahead of the Bulldogs but early in the game they tied the visitors. Hill and Binford, McPherson, each tallied 10 points for high point honors. For Wesleyan Dyck carried off the scoring honors with a total of nine points.

The box score:

McPherson, 26

FG

FT

F

Hill ........- ..........................

. .5

0

2

Binford .............................

4

2

1

Rump .. ------------------ -------

... 1

0

2

Jamison

...1

1

Anderson ........................

0

1

1

Wesleyan, 20

FG

FT

F

Suran ..........................

__3

1

0

Dyck

4

1

3

Mortimer

....0

0

4

Williams .................... ........

.. 0

0

0

Kinnamon

....1

1

0

Roy

... 0

1

0

Stephen -------------—

0

0

0

8

4

7

Referee: Kemper, Emporia Teach-ers.

ST. MARY’S WINS IT IN LAST THEE MINUTES

McPherson Leads 9 To 6 At The Half—Hill High Point Man

St, Mary's (19)

Fg.

Ft

F

Jerger ...........

_. 0

0

0

Massey

0

0

0

McMindes .

0

6

0

Vukelick ...........

. 0

0

0

Colona ......—..........

... 2

1

0

Esser

. 0

0

0

Tierney

0

0

1

Werth ............

4

0

1

Klenck ___________i___

2

2

0

8

3

2

McPherson (17)

Fg

Ft

F

Hill........

... 3

3

2

Rump ...--------

0

0

3

Binford ______ _________.

. 0

0

0

Jamison

.. l

0

1

Anderson . -.

... 3 :

0

0

7

3

6

Referee: Quigley, St. Mary’s

Now days you are not prominent unless you get yourself denounced by some senator or other.

Then there's the Scotchman who Washes, his bacon in Lux so It won’t shrink.        

KANSAS CONFERENCE STANDINGS

Bethany .. .

.6

0

1.000

195

116

Ottawa

.4

3

.571

230

172

St. Mary's —

.3

3

.500

160

175

Wesleyan

3

5

.375

175

222

McPherson

2

4

.333

143

157

Baker ______

.2

5

.286

167

213

RESULTS

Among Conference Schools

St. Mary's 32, Ottawa 24. McPherson 26, Wesleyan 20.

GAMES THIS GWEEK .

Feb. 24—Bethany at McPherson. Feb. 20—St. Mary's at K-Wes-leyan.

Feb. 24—St. Mary's at Baker. Feb. 18—McPherson at Baker. Feb. 20—Bethany at Ottawa.

— DRIPPINGS —

from

THE DOPE BUCKET

GIRLS BASKET BALL

SEASON IS CLOSED

Team No. 4 Wins W.A.A. Championship OF The Season

Thurs,, Feb. 12—The W. A.A. varsity basketball team was selected today and announced as follows: forwards, Nellie Collins, Alpha Holloway. Velma Bean, and Lois Edwards; guards, Florence Weaver, Mildred Stutzman, Elsie Rump, and Esther Nonken.    

Last night team No. 4 defeated team No. 3 for the W. A. A. championship. Those on the champion team were Nina Stull, Mildred Stutzman, Esther Brown. Elsie Rump, Velma Bean, Opal Bowers, and Edna Kauffman.

CO-EDS REVEAL THEIR

HEART SISTERS AT TEA

Short Program Of Mush- And Renal-ins Is Given

Thurs., Feb. 12—The curosities of McPherson co-eds were satisfied this afternoon as a result of bringing to light the Heart Sister mysteries. At 4:00 o'clock Alberta Yoder gave red hearts to each girl on which she was to write the name of her Heart Sisler. After "Thank you’s” were exchanged, a short program was given. Viola Devilbis played a violin solo. Beth Hendrickson gave a group of dialect readings, and Mrs. Anna C. Tate sang a group of songs. Tea was served at 5:00 o'clock.

DISCUSS CHINA MISSIONS

Sun,, Feb. 16—Missions in China was the theme used in the College Christian Endeavor this evening. Arnold Voth told some interesting changes that have taken place in China and particularly the changes that are evidenced In Chinese family life. Pearl Holderread discussed the religious life of the Chinese people. Clarence Brown was in charge of the meeting.

A deputation team will leave Saturday morning for a two day tour into the eastern part of the states. The team will visit churches in Topeka, Lone Star. Washington, and Over-brook. Those making up the team will be Vernon Rhoades, Helen Eher-ly, Pauline Dell. Charles Austin, and Ethel Sherfy.

Two new hooka have come Into the library within the last week.

‘Garden Pools Large and Small" By Ramsey and Lawrence will prove very helpful and in to racing to those who are taking ornamental gardening. Athletes who are Interested in track may find “The 'Track and Field" by T. E, Jones Interesting.

ORCHESTRA IN CHAPEL

Friday.. Feb. 13—The program in chapel this morning was given by the College orchestra, and consisted of a group of three selections, the first being "Bewitching Beauty" followed by "Rubenstein's Melody in F"; and "Sweet Jamine."

GROUP PICTURES ARE TAKEN

Thurs., Feb. 12—Group pictures of the different organizations on the campus were taken today by Leonard Walker for the Quadrangle, yearbook of the College.

Y. W. SLIMMER PARTY

Sat., Feb. 14—The members of the Y. W. C. A. cabinet were entertained with a slumber party tonight at the home of Dean and Mrs. R. E. Mohler. The evening was spent playing games, popping corn, and making candy. "Amos 'n Andy” by means of the radio helped in the entertainment. The group gathered at the piano and sang many old songs. Just before the "slumbers" began, Dean Mohler told the girls of “Marked Christian Characters.”

In the morning Little Roberta announced that breakfast would be ready. Each girl found her place, at the table and a card idling her what to do. Those present were Eugenia Dawson. Alberta Yoder, Ethel Jamison, Ethel Sherfy, Helen Eberly, Ev-alyn Fields, Ida Lengel, Ruth Trostle. Edna Hoover, Lucile Crabb, and Christine Mohler.

A DEPUTATION TEAM RETURNS FROM TOUR

Mon., Feb. 16—Tonight the depu-tation team, which has been for the past 11 days giving programs In northern Kansas and Nebraska, returned to the campus. The team gave 12 church programs and ten high school programs. The quartette al-ao broadcasted a short program Friday afternoon from station KMMJ, Clay Center, Nebraska.

The team met with outstanding success wherever they gave their program. The team's total audience in the meetings at both the churches and high schools was approximately 2000 persons. The team advertised and boosted the college thruout the trip.

The program the quartetto broad-casted Friday afternoon was especially enjoyed. Many of the students and friends of the college board this program.

The members of the Quartette are Lois Edwards, Ruth Turner. Dulv a Bradshaw and Harvey Shank, The other members of the team -core Naomi Witmore, accompanist, and Philip Lauver, preacher.

ROSELIN ALMEN GIVES TEA

The 'Sweden'' seem to have a clear coast to the Conference title this year. Their hardest lest will probably be against Ottawa, which is the next game for the “flaxen haired." The Swedes apparently haven't any competition for first place now but there is going to be a “fruit-basket" upset among the other live teams in regard to standing of the teams. There are only two weeks of basket ball left and then the leather ovals will be exchanged for spikes and attempts to develope human horses.


The Bulldog track prospects look fair with a few of the old trackmen back this year, Including Hochstrasser, Belts, Ohmart, and Williams. A class tournament will soon be held to determine who will go out for the varsity team.


The navy received a much smaller appropriation from the House this; year than last. This means a reduction in the naval force.


Voth And Holderread Talk In College C. E. Meeting

DEPUTATION TEAM LEAVING

To Be Gone Over The Week End To Eastern Part Of State

TWO NEW ONES ARE IN

Books On Gardening And Athletics Come To library

Broadcast Over KMMJ—Give Numerous Programs In Churches


Sat., Feb. 14—Roselin Almen, freshmen, entertained this afternoon 23 of her friends to a Valentine tea at her home. Suggestions of St. Valentino and cupid were used in all the games, decorations and refreshments.

Those present were: Nada Mae Ritz, Lenora Ostlind, Mildred Ballard. Ruth Firestone, Fern Heckman, Gulah Hoover. Esther Nonken, Margaret Darrah, Neoma. Nordling; Una Ring. Mary Swain, Attillfa Anderson, Viola DeVilbiss, Una Morine. Alma Rhodabaugh. Alberta Yoder, Lucile Crabb, Esther Brown. Velma  Amos, Florence Stucky, Helen De-Armond, Jean Cotterill and Joan Cot-terill of Hutchinson.