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VOL- XIV


McPherson college, McPHERSON. Kansas, Wednesday, feb. 11,1931


number 21


BECAUSE OF ECONOMIC CONDITIONS SENIORS

DECIDE IT BEST TO ABANDON CLASS PLAY


Voted Yesterday 23 To 7 — To Have No Substitute — C. E. Oelrich Has Directed Play For Last Nine Years —Gained State Wide Reputation


CLASS DUES TO BE LESS


Make Many Changes In Spring Fes-tivities Of the Class— Class Day May 28


REVEAL SECRETS TODAY


Heart Sisters To Meet In Y. W. Room This Afternoon


COMING EVENTS

Wed. Feb. 11—Young Married People's Sunday School Class Party.

Fri,. Feb. 13—All school party. Mon., Feb. 10—International Club, 6:30.

Tues., Feb. 17—Game at St. Mary's.


CHANCE DATE OF "BOOSTER” BANQUET

FROM MARCH 20 TO FRIDAY MARCH 27


Governor Harry Woodring To Be Here—Former Date Conflicted With Red Cross Program Down Town—

To Be Given In Church Parlors


ONLY SIX LESS NOW


KREHBIEL IS TOASTMASTER


Tues.. Feb. 10—There will be no senior play this year.

At a meeting of the senior class this afternoon It was decided by a vote of 23 to 7 that the class should abandon their annual dramatic production for this year and that no substitute should be given instead of the play.

The reason for not giving the play this year was because of the present economic condition and the great expense Incurred by presenting a play of such high quality as demanded by the public.

C. E. Olrich, editor of the Daily Republican, has for the last nine years directed the senior class play and he has attained a reputation that has been recognized throughout the state. Mr. Olrich was secured earlier in the year to direct the class production this spring.

A number of plays were suggested by the play committee. composed of John Lehman, chairman. Helen Hud-


Who has been doing all the surprising things each day for the last Week? That is the question among the members of the fari sex.

Tomorrow afternoon the secrets will be known at the Heart Sisters tea. It is to be held in the Y. W. C. A. room at 4:00 o'clock. Alberta Yoder is making arrangements for a program, after which tea will be served.


FRIDAY 13TH IS NO JINX FOR STUDENTS


Student Population Is Now 246 —Last Semester 252


Tickets To Sell Fur $10—Students To Be Admitted For $1


All-School Party This Week End In Parlors Of Church

FRIDAY NIGHT AT 8:00


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PRESIDENT SCHLOSSER SPEAKS IN CHAPEL

D. A. Crist Leads Devotionals —Schlosser Talks Of Personality

Wed., Feb. 4—Rev. D. A. Crist, Quinter, Kan., and Pres. Ralph W. Schlosser, Elizabethtown, Penn., who are attending the district conference here this week, appeared in chapel this morning as speakers.

Reverend Crist lend the devotion-als and President Schlosser spoke on Individuality and personality that should be stamped on every Individual’s work. "God has a plan for every distinct life," states President Schlosser.

The one that tries to impersonate someone else will neither be himself nor the other person. Therefore follow the plan and use of the talents that have been given you. was the thought left by the speaker.


COVERS FOR THE NEW QUADS TO PRINTERS

Group Pictures Of Organizations To Be Taken Tomorrow

Mon., Feb. 9—Harry Zion, editor of the 1931 Quadrangle, today stated that the covers for the yearbook have been manufactured by the David J. Malloy Co., of Chicago and will be in the hands of the printers February 11.

Group pictures of six organizations will be taken Thursday morning between 10:30 and 12:30 o’clock on the fourth floor of the Harnly hall. Pictures will be taken at twenty minute intervals, the schedule being

posted later. All members of the

following organizations are requested to report on schedule time: Orchestra. Girls Glee club, Boys Glee club, W. A. A.. Chemistry club and the "M” club.

Practically all of tho engraving has been completed. The respective write-ups, the editor states, Is the big Job at the present time. Advertising campaign Is progressing satisfactor-

ily


Blunts To Be Given By Each Class As Part Of Program

More fun for the elite—meaning of course, students and faculty.

The Student Council and the faculty are formulating plaint for an Informal all-school party for Friday sight at 8:00 o’clock In the parlors of the Church of the Brethren.

The fact that the night will be Friday, the thirteenth, will bold no fears for "Jack" Lehman, who is to be "master of ceremonies" and who Is planning for everyone to take part

A stunt is to be given by each class And the faculty. Group games are planned. Miss Della Lehman promises a short but unusually interesting program, the nature of which Is not exactly known, Miss Mildred Thu-row and her department also have their part of the program. In addition to this, there are hints of surprises, not for publication, for It’s Friday the thirteenth.


THIRTEEN NEW ONES

IN COLLEGE LIBRARY


GIVES SLUMBER PARTY


Tues., Feb. 10—Final enrolment this afternoon indicated that there was only six students less this semester than there were the first semester. The total student population, those regularly enrolled, is now totaled at 246 while last semester the figures showed that 252 students were present, a difference of six students.

A number of new students have been enrolling since last week. One student, John Kindy, Junior, came for the second semester from La Vern college. LaVerne, Calif.


LEHMAN EXPLAINS FEW TRAITS OF ENGLISHMEN


Says That Foreigners Do Much Heckling At Public Meetings


Mon., Feb 9—Governor Harry Woodring has been secured as the main speaker at the "Boosters” banquet for a Greater McPherson college, which will take place Friday night, March 27. In the parlor of the Church of the Brethren. The date was formerly announced for March 20 but due to a conflict with a date of the Red Cross organization down town It was deemed necessary to change the date.

Dean R. E. Mohler, chairman of the arrangement committee, announced that arrangements with the Governor were made by Hon. Sen. W. J. Krehbiel, publisher of the McPher-son Daily Republican. Senator Kreh-biel will act as toastmaster at the banquet.

Guest a at the banquet will Include students, family members, and friends of the College. The price of tickets Is to be $10 or more, and $1 each for every additional member of a faintly. Special concessions will be made to students. It is thought.


Ninety square feet of cloth makes only one pair of trousers in Albania?


There is nothing worse than a liar except a worse liar.


Bejamin Franklin was the inventor of bifocal glasses.


Fri., Feb. 6-—-Miss Myreta Hammann entertained several girls at her home tonight at a slumber parly. A general hilarious night was spent with music, stunts, popcorn and apples. At an early hour in the morning it was decided sleep was best. Later in the morning breakfast was served. Those present were Misses Ethel Jamison. Mildred Dahlinger, Eugenia Dawson, Constance Rankin, Ruth Trostle, Opal Bowers, and Paul-ine Dell.


THE GREEN “COMET” AND SIX

APOSTLES CONQUER FLAT TIRES

AND EXTRA MILES TO SERVE


There comes a time In the lives of all great people when they feel benevolent and possess a deep Inward urge to bestow upon the down trodden and suffering masses the blessings of their talent and attention

It was this benevolent paternalism which a week ago last Saturday started a very select group of McPherson college students on a pilgrimage of mercy and enlightment to a small provincial settlement some one hundred and thirty miles from our fair campus. These noble crusaders were super saturated with Clara Bow’s brand of "It" and so    it was Inevitable

that the gods should attend.

The town clock bad struck three before the "Green    Comet" was fairly;

beaded into the northwest, bearing its precious cargo of assorted talent. This really wasn't as the trip had been planned, as the head engineer had ordered departure at two o'clock Intend. The full reason for a change in schedule is found In the fact that then were five ladies In the party.


one married, and only one man to urge them to hurry. But what brave and noble man and what brave and noble women to entrust them solves to only one man.

The shooting "comet” labored faithfully westward until close to sundown. The party was hilarious They had heard it preached "Go teach." and It filled their spirit to the almost that they could heed those divine words and still have a "lark." But the "lark" had only begun.

Somewhere In the great Northwest, no one knows just where, the inspired group lost Its sense of direction and drove approximately 25 miles further than necessary. However, as before hinted, the gods attended and the laboring "Comet" had only one flat tire. This was enough however for Our statesman after 30 la-borous minutes of exasperating and vain efforts bad to call upon the practical sufferjets to change the (Continued on Page Three)


Should Prove Great Interest To Student Body

Mon.. Feb, 9—Thirteen new books have been recently added to the college library. These books should prove both interesting and helpful to the student body, The Human Mind, by Karl A. Men-ninger. should bo especially Interesting to its readers.

There are two recent hygiene books: New Healthyland, published by the Hygeia Magazine, and Health induration, a Report or the Joint Committee on Health Problems In Education.

The following literature and English books have been recently added to the library: New American Literature (1890-1930). by Pattie; English Essentials for the High School, by Miller and Paul: English Literature In Fact and Story, by Reynolds; Study of The Short Story, by Canby; Self-Improvement In English, by Darin; The Book of the Short Story, by Jessup and Canby; and Types of the Short Story, by II. A. Heydrick.

General Biology, by Burlingame, Heath, Martin and Pierce, is a recent gift of Prof. R. E. Mohler.

Foreign Trade. by Huebner and Kramer, and The Theatre, a book on drama, acting and state-craft by S. W. Cheney, complete the list of new books.


Mon.. Feb, 9— Miss Della Lehman, English Instructor in the College, who has just recently returned from England where she has bean studying, spoke In chapel this morning.

"In the United Slates we consider that a speaker at some meeting has the floor,'' Miss Lehman said. "In England the people in the audience feet their duty to "call out" Indicating whether or not they agree

with the speaker The chairman at a meeting la Just as Important as the person who is to give the speech. He sometimes makes a speech giving his own opinions and criticizing the efforts of the main speaker.

"Speech differences are quite noticeable.’’ continued Miss Lehman.

The inflections are different. They use a broad "a" and drop the final "r”. The English and American dictionaries differ as to the pronunciation of some words."


DR. HERSHEY TO TALK ON DIAMONDS THURS.

Will Show Motion Picture Film Of Making Sparklers


Thursday afternoon at 4:30 o’clock Dr. J. Willard Hershey, head of the chemistry department, will deliver his annual lecture on the manufacture of the world's largest synthetic diamond. Along with his lecture he will show motion pictures of the process of making the artificial stones. Lantern slides will also be shown.

The lecture is being sponsored by the Chemistry club of the College. Dr. Hershey has received world wide recognition as a result of making the world's largest artificial diamond and his lectures always prove a good calling card among the students. Not only Club members and chemistry students are invited but also any other student and faculty member who might be interested in the work of Dr. Hershey.


“DONT KID YOURSELF," SAYS HAROLD COLVIN

Rocky Mountain Regional Y.

M. Secretary Speaks At Local Meeting

Tues.. Feb. 10—"Don't kil your-

self college is life, not a time-out period in life," said Harold Colvin, Secretary Rocky Mountain Region, in Y. M. C. A. this morning.

Mr. Colvin stated that many stu-dents come In college "fed-up" on the church life of the home community, and decide to take a rest from active religious life during college. But. said Mr Colvin, the principles one forms and lives by In college are the ones by which he will live when he Is thru college. One's habit of selfishness or "getting by” stay with one after graduation, if one forms them In college, Sometimes we live So close to events that we fall to see the principles behind these events; we miss the. mountain peaks of life.

Mr. Colvin stated three things a college student should do. First, he should discover what kind of being he Is, thou build his life about that principle. Second. he should realize that he Is a member of the human race, and must learn the proper relation between himself and his fellow-men, Third, he must discover the universe in which he lives: the pur-pose and ideal of life

Arnold Voth led devotions.


PROFS. ARE JUDGES

HIGH SCHOOL DEBATE

Tournament Held At Sterling College Last Week End

Sat., Feb. 7—Today professors, Maurice A. Hess and J. A. Blair act-as Judges at a high school debate tournament, sponsored by Sterling college, at Sterling this afternoon and evening.

Two McPherson college graduates, who this year are coaching high school debate teams, Mildred Libby,

Geneseo; Floy Brown, Ellinwood.

entered their teams In the tourna-ment, Miss Brown's team won second place in the division.


MRS. SCHWALM TO SPEAK

Mrs. V. F. Schwalm will speak to all students interested in "Sacred Music” in the Y. W. C. A. room this afternoon at 4:30 o'clock. She will speak again next Wednesday afternoon, February 18. This is a opportunity to receive valuable information concerning the Church hymns


Whan all our forests are gone we can go out and chop down the billboards.

Maybe nature knows her business. but a snow slide from a roof seldom hits the right people.


THE LEADERS OF OTHER NATIONS ARE DISCUSSED

Gandhi, Kagawa, Tagor. Schweitzer, And Yeu Am Among Those     Discussed

Tues., Feb. 10—Great leaders of other nations were discussed in Y. W. C A. this morning, continuing the study of International Relations.

Gandhi of India, Kagawa of Japan, Tagor of India, and several other leaders were presented. The pur-pose of this study is to bring about a better understanding of other races, to appreciate their Ideals and customs. Dr. Schweitzer, a German and Yeu and Shik of China were also discussed.


The "March Militaire” by Schu-bed was originally written as a piano duet.

The first railroad built In the United Stales was only two miles long, extending from a granite quarry at Quincey. Mass., to Milton.


EDITORIAL STAFF

BUSINESS STAFF



Editor-in-chief

Associate Editor

Associated Editor


Leland E. Lindell

Donald L. Trostle

Alberta Yoder

Circulation Manager


Business Manager _ _

Ass't. Business Manager

Ass't. Business Manager

Carroll D. Walker


Ernest L. Betts.

Paul Sherfy

David Bowers


REPORTERS


Vernon Rhoades

Dave Shackelford


Christine Mohler

Everette Fasnacht

Ruth Trostle


Ethel Sherfy

Vernon Flaming

Edna Hoover


Edna Nyquist

Esther Brown

Nina Stull


Mrs. W. G. Grabeel. Correspondent

Faculty Adviser -


Rose hill, VA

Prof. Maurice A. Hess


"OPEN HOUSE" IS A DECIDED SUCCESS


The "Open House" party last Friday night given by the men of Fahnestock hall won a decided success. We are not saying this from the stand-point of the Civic Sanitation Commission. but as a member of society In McPherson college. College men on the whole have pride In the appear-ance of their rooms at all times. Open house means more to them than a motive for cleaning up their rooms. It was a real surprise and prick to the conscience of some of the co-eds to see the neat and tasty appearance of most of the boys rooms,

Men are social creatures. It is a normal impulse for them to wish to entertain, as hosts in their own home (whatever that home may be), people with whom they wish to become better acquainted, and who are seldom permitted to be in their home. A party given by the men in the Y. W. room or church parlors would result in the usual group of coeds sitting on one side of the room and the usual group of men sitting on the other side of the room with a few dates scattered about in other portions of the room with no one becoming acquainted with anyone they did not before know. The house party allows each girl to meet each man in a wholy new setting and learn in five minutes more facts about his taste, personality and character than she had learned in the preceding five months.

Open house parties aro not sponsored by the dating men for the mere sake of getting their girl friends Into their rooms. The College men ore more socially minded and morally upright than that. Such parties are sponsored by all the men who fell that a particular social need can be met In that way. The plan succeeds admirably, and conducted as It is here has few If any disadvantages. Proper chaperoneage and the moral quality of the majority of the students places the party on a higher plane than many other conditions which exist on the campus.

Long lire the "Open House Party!" And Incidently. according to the best prevailing social customs, being entertained in a person's home demands that similar curtesy bo offered In return.

—Enthusiastic Scribe (A non-dating girl)


PEACEFUL GANDHI


So far as the Influence of Mahatma Gandhi Is concerned, India's struggle for liberation will follow peaceful tactics. And If Gandhi feels that way, It Is obvious, judging from the reverence of his people for him, that his race will follow his lead Implicitly.

A few days ago 100,000 natives stood silent, and listened while the 60-year old Gandhi briefly outlined his plan. All the mysticism of the Orient was In that convocation; the crowd, their leader, and his words were dramatic and merged with the Ineffable background of his recant Imprison ment.

It is not only the Indian people whom Gandhi's words sway. The whole of British politics and government is enwrapped In his movements. it is amazing that to much power and the fate of so many human beings should be vested in one Individual. And fortunately, whether one is a pacifist or not, Gandhi's religion toward God and his own fellow men Is one that will follow a nonviolent path, as be insists his people must do. —Daily Kansan.


We "Spec" there were lots of mix-ups about what day it was last week, because we had pie three times in six days. Cuts by dorm students should have been excused on this account.

Now that the preachers are gone. here Is one on a preacher who liked to print b Iweekly calendar. The following appeared on his morning service programs:

Hymn No. 271 (Congregation standing)

Sermon by Pastor "What are you standing far?"

After going through the boys' dorm the other night, we found a remarkable number of the fellows had "sis-ters" that we had not even suspect-ed.

HEART SISTER WEEK

You enter your room, find a "Milky Way."

From your heart sister.

You come home from class and find a nosegay,

From your heart sister.

Someone gives someone a note that's for you.

From your heart sister.

You're sent a magazine when you've nothing to do.

By your heart sister.

You hang out your wash, and the ironing is done.

By your heart sister You find your bed made when the day's Just begun.

By your heart sister.

Your hone which were holey you find them now mended.

Thanks to your heart sister.

Say, won't It be tough when this week Is ended?

No more kind heart sisters!

Old Fahnestock Hall did herself proud Friday night. We especially like the community laundry on third, even Jack liked It. Now that all that agony is over she can return to former ways and rest for a year.

THE OLDEST GAG

It was evening. Adam and Cain were returning from a hard days' work. Young Cain was running a-head In his usual manner, throwing stones at small animals, when he noticed a beautiful, fruitful garden to his right. He stopped and looked at it longingly,

"M-m-m Why oculdn't we live in a place like that?"

"We did,” answered old dam. 'until your mother ate us out of house and home,"

"Nineteen Hundred."


be the portraits of future families.

Total darkness on all floors caused all the laughter and gayety suddenly to turn into a shrill, shreak-

ing scream. However, It was all over suddenly as an earthquake and several clever salesmen continued to demonstrate In detail the operations of the "Community Laundry” on third floor. One would have to have a fair knowledge of physics In order to understand the operations of this “wash In, scoop out" apparatus where horses may also drink.

As the parting    hour of 10:30

o'clock approached, those of the fairer sex bid their friends farewell and showed their appreciation by assuring their collegiates a similar opportunity in the near future.


the two played old time tunes he did a few old time “jigs". Then there Is something to that saying that you can’t keep an old man with a young spirit down.


SEEN ON THE CAMPUS HEARD IN THE DORM.


HOT SHOTS

from the Days’ Weekly

NEWS


We see in the papers that Will Rogers. the celebrated humorist, has drawn more tlian $50.000 from the people of the Sooner state for his relief fund. Wouldn't will be the Ideal man to head the endowment campaign for the College.

And while speaking of Will Rogers we notice that "Pa" Ferguson. one time governor of Texas but who was over ridden by the infringements of "Ma". says that he would like to see Will as President of the V. 8. Will might make a good President but we feel ho would make a better revenue collector or a treasurer—yes, or maybe a good sneaker of the House.

Last week the Britisher. Campbell, came across the “big pond” and captured two world records with racing cars right under the nose of Uncle Sam Campbell broke the records for large and small racing cars. There was only a difference of some 150 miles per hour between the two records. Great Britain isn't each a slow" character after all was said at the disarmament conference last year.

Last Friday "Alfalfa Bill” Murrey of Oklahoma shocked the august body of law-makers by inviting two of his friends Into his office and while


Miss Velma Amos and Miss Pearl Holderread spent the week end at the Reverend Luckett home in Hutch-inson.

Miss Sylvia Shackelford spent Saturday and Sunday with Alma Morrison Miss Shackelford teaches near Arlington.

Lloyd Larsen went to his home in Abeline last week end.

Miss Eugenia Dawson visited Sunday at the Milton Dell home in Mar-

ion.

Miss Florence Stucky spent the week end at her home near Castle-ton.

Miss Floy Brown, Ellinwood, visited with friends on the campus Sunday.

Miss Ruth Trostle and Harry Inn spent the week end at Ruth's home near Nickerson.

Miss Ruth Blickenstaff visited friends on the campus last week end.

Mrs. Mary Stutzman and Miss Blanche Pyle took dinner at the dining hall last Sunday.

Vernon Flaming spent the week end at home in Hillsboro.

Miss Mary Lou Williams spent Saturday night and Sunday with Miss Grace Early.

Miss Esther Brown visited her parents near Hutchinson last week end.

Harold Crist. Zook. Kan., visited with friends on the campus Saturday and Sunday.


ONCE MORE TARKINGTON IS IN THE LIGHT

That a man so humble yet great In worldly accomplishments, who for 14 years has been In darkness should as a result of medical science regain his lost sight, must certainly be an act of God. This man, who has build-ed himself a piece In American literature so near the hub, Is Booth Tark-ington, who has been blind these many years. His physicians believe that he will no more be troubled with the cataracts that have for 14 years impaired his vision.

Probably more than any other living novelist In the New World, Tark-ington has evoked merriment and satisfying reminesnces with his pen. Both "Panrod" and “Seventeen" are filled with youth and sunlight and the natural honor of young people who are really living. The writer was rarely either poignant or drab; his masterpieces had a brighter tint and a gayer smile than most Americans were ever capable pf portraying,

Tarkington gave us other literature that treated with more mature peopl, but the spontaneity and wholesomeness or Penrod, Herman, and Verman, reflected so warmly to his readers that the American public nearly demanded that he stay with humor.

Tarkington's life has been as if an Odyssey and his 14 years of darkness are likened to the 20 years of adventure, hardship, and toll of the great Grecian character. For a man as he was, sensitive to the sway and angles of an itinerant alley horse or to preoccupied air of a nine-year-old boy who marched grandiosely as if he were Mussolini or a Grand Poten-tate, the return of his vision is as deep a satisfaction to his American admirers as it is to himself.


Perseverance Is a great element of success. If yon only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.


Associate yourself with people of good quality If you esteem your reparation, for It la better to be alone than In bad company.


It is not the plan, nor the condition, but the mind alone that can make anyone happy or miserable.


The man who satisfies a ceaseless Intellectual curiosity probably more out of life In the long run than anyone else.


Hot air fills no pay envelopes.


An optimist le the guy who thinks maybe the teachers won't give


No man ever got himself pushed forward by patting himself on the


CRADLE ROLL


"OPEN HOUSE” PARTY PROVED A BIG SUCCESS


Fri., Feb. 4—One of the buildings on the campus, where women are never seen but are not unknown, threw open Its doors and hid all the fair damsels to enter tonight for as "Open House" party. As the Iowa clock struck seven, the parade began reminding one of a New York Exhibition on Broadway. Into these stately mansions the fair coeds wondered. questioning each other, from the color scheme observed in the different rooms, whether It was the Blue room or Rose room of the White House, they had wondered.

In each room was a surprise of either candy or peanuts, which proves the fact that the way to a woman's heart is also thru her stomach.

Brooms, dust mops, floor wax. bon ami, Dutch cleaner, soap. lye. lysol, cheerio and elbo grease had been sold previously by the carloads and shipped to Fahnestock hall. It was quite evident, One was certain the grocer man realized the present economic disaster would soon be relieved because of such an increase In their businesses.

As the damsels wandered from floor to floor they wandered If they were entering an art gallery in Loudon or Just seeing an album of the family portraits is former days. Ah. one fully realizes that these "sister portraits'’ are still evoluting and may


Nada Mae Ritz.................Feb. 16

L. D. Holsinger__________Feb. 11


Miss Lehman Says Isabell MacDonald, Daughter Of Prime Minister Of England, Was Impressed By The American Sky-scrapers—Hears George Bernard Shaw Ridicule Both England And America—Englishmen Have A Good Sense Of Humor


HAVING TEA WITH DIGNITARIES OF LONDON IN AN OLD HAT AND LEATHER COAT PROVED SUCCESS


By EDNA NYQUIST

"Englishmen have a sense of humor and are more friendly than reserved."' with these words Miss Della Lehman, who recently returned from England, put to flight some preconceived ideas about that country. She went on to say that we are too prone to generalize about English people just as they do about us. Their generalization about us is well illustrated in their general agreement that the writings of Sinclair Lewis typify American life.

She heard various other viewpoints of America while in England. She heard George Bernard Shaw make some sarcastic remarks about America and crude Americans. "He was sarcastic enough to fulfill my expecta-tions but he ridiculed Engand as well as America so I didn't feel so badly," the said, Miss Isabelle MacDonald, the daughter of the prime minister, paid the skyscrapers of New York Impressed her more than anything else in America.


Will Be Gone From Here 10 Days

The Dream “Comet" Conquers Flat Tires In Order To Serve

(Continued from Page One)


Miss Lehman was studying Literature In London university and was of course Interested in the viewpoints or English people of letters on other things. One of her professors was Dr. Bowes, vice president of the Royal Society of Literature. Due day she went up to him after class and said she had always wanted to study English literature under an English-man, He asked her if she was enjoying her work. She said she was but she wondered If he could suggest anything more for her to do in her spare time. Then he Invited her to a Royal Society Tea. and she went. Dr. Harold Childs read a paper on "Modern Utopias," and afterwards John Drinkwater, the president-spent considerable time criticizing the paper Miss Lehman said, “John Drink water doesn't look like a writer but the English people hold him in high regard."

Another time she noticed in the paper that Alfred Noyes would read some poems at a meeting of the Guild for Gentle People at 3 o’clock. So at 3 o'clock on that rainy day. she appeared In front of an Imposing-looking building in her leather coat and the oldest hat she had. She laughingly recalled that a butler In yellow livery answered her ring of the bell and bowed low, She was ushered Into a beautifully furnished room In which a woman was standing by a table. Miss Lehman asked her what the admission was and she said the admission was free but later In the afternoon she would be allowed to contribute to the fund for the Guild for Gentle People, professional people who are destitute.

A few moments later Miss Lehman found herself In a beautiful blue and white drawing-room. The women In the room wore fur coats and some even ermine coats. They were unusually well dressed for English women and she became acutely aware "of her leather coat. Then Alfred Noyes began to read soma of his poems. He graciously read ‘"The Barrel Organ" and "The Highwayman" and a number of others. “He read them so beautifully," she said, "that I felt It was one of my red letter days in London. I came back to earth with a thump—In my old hat and leather coat."

Lady Meicklejohn. the chairman, then announced that the hostess. Lady Evers Invited them downstairs to tea. Downstairs there were several butlers and maids standing around, serving the guests. The candle-lighted tables were beautifully laid with linen, silver, and china. There were about 20 or 25 different kinds of dainty sandwiches and cake to choose from. So Miss Lehman walked bravely around to some of the tables In her leather coat surrounded by ladies of the highest rank, dressed In costly furs. "I always think of tea and cakes at Lady Evers when I think of Alfred Noyes," she commented.

Then, too, there are historic literary characters whose lives have touched places and made them historic. Miss Lehman visited some of these, among others the Old Globe theatre where many of Shakespeare's dramas were played, also the Mop and Ox fair at Stratford on Avon. Shakespeare's home. This fair was old when Shakespeare was young. They have it once a year in this little village of thatched roof houses and flower gardens. It is a gala occasion for the people living near the village, who save their money for a year and come in to celebrate in their old-fashioned clothes and strange dialects.

tire.

This adjustment made, and the course again charted the party finally arrived at the appointed spot, exactly two hours late. The it was eight-thirty o’clock the awaiting audience had not grown restless for they yawned patiently assured of a rare bit of entertainment, should it ever arrive. Their hopes took on new life exactly 30 minutes too soon however, for the party required 30 minutes In which to don their exquisite stage costumes, and so the program began at nine o'clock, sharp!

After the program which lasted until ten-thirty the provincial people showed their appreciation of the evening's suspense and entertainment by banqueting the benevolent visitors to the point of pain.

At this time, full of pressed chicken sandwiches, wordy compliments, and apprehension for the vast wastes of the homeward trail the party was Informed that return that night was imparative In order that one of the cast stars might fill an appointment in “the Air Capital" the next morning.

Willing always to abide by necessity. the “Comet” under the tutoring of the able statesman turned homeward. For the first 15 miles the ’Comet" seemed to falter in it waddle. for waddle it did. It was then that the one at the wheel with a keen diagnostic sense of smell found that he had failed to release the emergency brake and that It was burned out. crisp as bacon—but It didn't smell like bacon.

Here the fair damsel of the out-ward journey took the wheel. Our stattesman had been tried found wanting. But lo' for all had not yet happened. Mid the smell of burned, brakes an dthe confusion of changing engineers our crusaders lost their sense of direction and started jour-neying north when they should have gone south.

The gods attended again tho. and the "Comet" was permitted to labor only 60 miles In the northward direction, before our statesman who had been busy charting some Imaginary ship of state, became practical and discovered the error. The whole party was made to suffer for the sins of one at this point and the "Comet" again gave birth to a flat tire. The sufferjets remembering the last case of this type immediately made the proper applications to the afflicted part and the "Comet” failed no more, during the return CO miles or the remaining 100 miles in the College Hill at McPherson. In fact it performed wonderfully and the benevolent entertainers reached the home monastery at six o'clock in the morning. Just as the sun came cheerfully above the horizon,

Gee! It's grand to 'Go teach." It's grand to travel with a statesman who thinks In world terms, and it's more wonderful to travel a night and; a half without a chaperon. It was so satisfying to the young apostles that they slept the sleep of the "tired but happy" for 24 hours, not even saying he Iprrayers before hibernal log.

A DEPUTATION TEAM

NOW I NTHE FIELD

Fri. Feb. 6—A McPherson college deputation team, composed of Naomi Witmore, Ruth Turner. Lois Edwards. Philip Loover, Harvey Shank, and Delvis Bradshaw, left the campus this morning for churches In the northeastern part of the state and In Nebraska. It is their plans to be gone from McPherson at least 10 days. Twelve programs have been arranged by the team to give In churches of the church of the Brethren and they are also prepared in Rive program in high schools where they may be Invited,

Failures result from the absence of todays and the delusion of too many tomorrows

RUFUS BOWMAN HERE

Fri., Feb. 6—The speaker in chapel this morning was Rufus Bowman of Elgin, Ill., who is Secretary of the Board of Religious Education of the Church of the Brethren.

Mr. Bowman emphasised the fact that old men shall dream dreams and the young shall see visions of life. This life Is the symbol of a day with morning, noon, and evening. We need the young and the old in our world, but the evening of any life, anytime, depends on the morning we live.

Is sponsoring the now organization.

Altho this meeting Is really a port of class work any students Interested in International questions are invited to attend. The program for the next meeting. March 2, has not been definitely arranged.

A sure way to prevent war is to

make them pay as you enter.

We know your needs at The Hawley Barber and Beauty Shop, Ask our Bulldog Friends, permanents $5.00 and $10.00. Phone 499—adv.

NEW CLUB TO STUDY REPARATION PROBLEM

To Meet In College Chapel Next Monday Night

The newly formed International Relations club will hold its first biweekly forum next Monday night In the chapel auditorium at 6:30 o'clock The problem of "Reparations" will be the main topic for discussion. A critical review will be presented by John Lehman following which the question of reparations will be con-sidered from the standpoint of the various implicated nations. Herbert Eby will present the German view-point; Ernest Betts the French: Edith Murrey the English; Ralph Keedy the United States, and Carroll Walker the attitudes of minor nations. The opinion of an observer from Mars will be given by Dr. J. D. Bright, who


BAKER WILDCATS TAKE CONFERENCE GAME HERE


Bulldogs Never Gain A Lead —Fight Very Gamely


baker 40. McPherson 33


Cookson, Barker, High Point Man With 14 Points


Tues., Feb. 10—Never gaining a lead over their opponents but fighting gamely to the end the McPherson college cagers tonight took the cellar position In the Kansas conference as a result of their defeat at the hands of the Baker Wildcats, 40 to 33.

Baker took an early lead and held It thruout the entire game. The Bulldogs In the first half seemed to be holding back a great deal and, at times the games seemed as a farce. Time and again the ball would be taken from one end or the court to the other, to the extent that the referee, Leslie Edmonds, said at the end of the first half that "It was running him to death."

The first half ended with the Wildcats leading 21 to 14. Coming back after a rest the Bulldogs began to show considerable fighting spirit and began to work the ball beneath the basket for set-ups but were unable to make any of them count. With only four minutes yet to play the Binford crew came within three points of tying their opponents but the basket shooting of Poston and Cookson, Baker, they wore soon lag ging behind again. The latter part of the last period was very rough.

, Cookson, Baker's swift little forward, tallied six field goals for his team and two charity shots making his 14 points high honors for the game. For McPherson, Jamison, guard, accounted for 9 points tor high points honors, with the last two of his field goals being made from the confer of the coart.

The box score:


Baker:

FG

FT

F

Poston...........

5>

2

2

Cookson ___________

6,

2

2

0

1

Wogan .........

2

g

Shwelley .......

.....2

0

3

Copley ..........

... .1

0

2

17

6

12

McPherson

FG

FT

F

Hill ...............

3

0

0

2

1

0

Flaming .....

.„.l

0

0

Johnston

. 1

2

0

Binford ------

1

0

2

Anderson .......

.. 1

3

2

Jamison

3

3

1

12

9

5



John Lehman: Class Prophecy—Leland Lindell; Class Poem—Christina Mohler; Class History—Ruth Trostle; and Class Song—Ruth Turner, The above students will be In charge of the part assigned to them but may secure any other students to assist them.


Now that Baker has finally broken Into the "win'' column things are beginning to look a little more interesting In the Kansas conference. All six of the Conference schools have now won at least one game, Bethany Is the only one that has not lost any Conference games. Baker won over Kansas Wesleyan last week to upset a little dope, winning in an overtime period.


KANSAS CONFERENCE STANDINGS

W

L

Pts

Pts

Opp

Bethany

5

0

1.000

155

84

Ottawa

4

2

.667

206

141

Wesleyan

3

4

.420

155

196

St. Mary's

2

3

.400

129

150

Baker

2

4

333

135

173

McPherson

1

4

.200

117

158


The man who can grow rich and grow great at the same time Is the man who will leave the greatest Impress upon the world when, be shall have passed on.

P0' FOLKS

Happiness is the choir of the soul.

Precedes Address Of Pres. Ralph Schlosser In Chapel

Joan Bennett flew by piano to break her engagement to John Con-sidine, which is one of the newest ways we know of airing a love affair. Daily Kansan.

According to legend, the umbrella was Invented by a Chinese woman nearly a thousand years before Christ,

The tune of the national anthem, "The Star Spangled Banner." is an old English air called "To Anacreon in Heaven" dating from 1778.


NO SENIOR PLAY

(Continued from Page One) son, and Leland Lindell, but due to the fact that no definite arange-ments could be made and in the light that it would be a bad year to give a play because of the economic condition, it was decided by the class to abandon the practice for this year.

As a result of not giving a class play this year the class dues have boon lowered from $15.50 to $11 for the year.

Many other matters of class business were discussed in relation to the spring festivities. The matter of invitations and caps and gowns was suggested and arrangements made to have each student secure his wants. Ruth Trostle, head of the committee on social activities, stated that a class party of some kind is being planned for either the second or third week in March. Instead of the traditional Ivy Day of the senior class the class of '31 has decided to have a Tree Day in its place. The ceremonies of this occasion will take place within a month. In duplicating a day of mirth the seniors this year will have a chapel period in which they plan faculty. This move will be likened to impersonate the members of the to the Senior Kid day of former years.

The class day program will be giv-en May 28 in the chapel auditorium. Nina Stull. who Is heading the committee In formulating the program, stated that the following procedure would be carried out Class Will—

— DRIPPINGS —

from

THE DOPE BUCKET

When Bethany played St. Mary's the other night it was the first game of the season In which Larson was not the high scorer. Larson did not cage one single field goal but is credited with making six free shots. Lindahl, Bethany, was high scorer with nine points.

Hill is still the leading scorer for the Bulldogs. In four Conference games be has scored 29 points. For all 10 games of the season he has accounted for 60 points. Jamison, guard, is ranking second with 20 points in Conference conflicts but with a total of 55 points during the season. Binford is third with 13 points in the four games and with 38 for the season.—L. L.

MUSIC FACULTY GIVES

PR0CRAN TO VISITORS

Thurs., Feb. 6—Preceding the address of the evening by Pres. Ralph Schlooser of Elizabethtown college;, the music faculty of the College entertained visitors at the Regional Conference with a half hour program In the chapel auditorium.

The following numbers were given:

Finale from "Concerto in E Minor” —Meudelssolm

“The Old Refrain”—Kreisler, Miss Margaret Shelley,

“Prelude in G Minor"—Rachman-alt.

"Minuet ‘-Seaback. Misses Jessie Brown and Fern Lingenfelter.

"To the Sun"—Curran,

“The Fool Hath said there is no God". O'Hara.

"The Day is Ended"—Bartlett, Mrs. Anna C. Tate.

IT'S HERE

Oh! Gentle spring, you're Just the thing

With Blossoms In your hair,

And birds and bees on the blooming trees

With their flowery scented air. The coupon are full of Jelly Beans, The flappers buy the gas

And mothers make the love sick ones

Take tea-of-sasafras.

The birdies nest and go in quest For worms to feed their young And signs prevail, that never fall. When spring has really come.

—The Haymaker

Mrs. E. L. McKee occupies seat No. 1 in the North Carolina senate. Her husband accompanied her to the capital and announced that the state senate was in for a lot of back seat driving.

RESULTS

Among Conference Schools Baker 17, Wesleyan 15.

Baker 27, C. of E. 20.

Wesleyan 28, Hays Teachers 28. Haskell 38, St. Mary's 27. Ottawa 36, Wesleyan 19.

Ottawa 51. St. Mary's 21. Bethany 28, St. Mary’s 22.

Feb. 14—Friends at Ottawa.

GAMES THIS WEEK________

Among Conference Teams Feb. 11—Baker at Bethany. Feb. 14—K-Wesleyan at McPherson.

Feb. 17—McPherson at St. Mary's.

Feb. 13—Ottawa at St. Mary's.

HIGH CONFERENCE SCORERS

Ft.

P.

Tp.

Binns, Ottawa ..._____6

29

11

15

69

Larson, Bethany „—5

23

17

7

63

Kepner, Ottawa 6

22

7

7

51

Suran. Wesleyan _____7

19

10

8

48

Cantillion. St. Mary’s 5

22

4

4

47

Dyck, Wesleyan 7

13

15

10

41

Williams, Wesleyan _7

11

9

17

31

Hill, McPherson_____—4

13

3

9

29

McPherson. Ottawa G

13

2

3

28

Crilly, Ottawa

11

2

11

24|

Breakin’ dey necks to keep up wid de rich—Po' Folks!

Better to stay In dey own ’umble niche—Po' Folks!

Better be livin' wid-in day own means—Po’ Folks!

Wid ever'thing paid for an' some in dey jeans—Po‘ Folks!

Breakin' dey necks to keep up wid de rich—Po’ Folks!

Buyin' fine k-yars on unstallments an' sich—Po’ Folks!

Worl's des-a-sterrln’ so swif' an' so fas’—

Wonder who’s furnishin' all of do gas!—Po' Folks!

—Mary F. Blockburn.

Tommy:    "Father, my Sunday

school teacher says if I'm good I’ll go to heaven."

Father; "Well?"

Tommy; “Well, you said if I was good I’d go to the circus; now, I want to know who's tellin' the truth."

LINCOLN

'Twas he who bade the raging tempest cease,

Wretched from his harp the harmony of peace.

Muted the strings that made the discord—Wrong,

And gave his spirit up In thund'rous song.

—Paul L. Dunbar.—Advance.

"Where did you get those big, tender, sympathetic eyes?”

"Oh," replied the co-ed. "They came with my face."

Many people eat grapefruit Just tor the spurt.

Einstein may be right about space eating up matter, but we suspect moths.